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Vegemite or Marmite What's your poison?

Poll: What do you prefer (36 member(s) have cast votes)

Marmite or Vegemite

  1. Marmite is delicious (6 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. I liek Vegemite (5 votes [11.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.36%

  3. I would prefer nailing my tongue to a post rather than eating the above (8 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  4. My name is Dolorous Menhir and I think this poll is disgusting (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

  5. A dingo ate my marmite covered baby (2 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  6. Hey, that aint funny, mate, you know that really happened? (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Someone covered their baby in marmite? (4 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Yes... sad story, sad story. (1 votes [2.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.27%

  9. I would eat a marmite covered baby (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

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#21 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:39 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on Aug 4 2009, 08:05 PM, said:

Marmite. Imagine a sexy woman randomly stopped you in the street and made out with you. On toast. :p


Tiste, you being a virgin and all, if you think marmite is like sex, I think we need to have a talk about the bird and the bee's... See, most females don't taste like they died a month ago.

But then again, that is the way you like them isn't it?

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#22 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 07:23 PM

Oh you're so funny. :p :p

Once I get married (whenever that may happen) I will get back to you on this one. Hmm... Maybe my wife, smothered in Marmite... Definite possibility! :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:14 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 4 2009, 04:15 PM, said:

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Provided the last D is disgusting (as per the voting options. but Illy threw in a note of confusion) I have to say OMG I agree with Obdi...totally and utterly disgusting...beyond disgusting into a realm where words cannot convey how vile a substance it is...marmite that is, never tasted the other one...but if they are in any way related then it will be equally :p

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:32 PM

I have the special edition "I Love You" Champagne Marmite & am going to get the cricket beer one as well - see Brood's Avatar. :p

Tiste, sometimes sleeps with a jar of Marmite under his pillow...
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:34 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on Aug 4 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

Maybe my wife, smothered in Marmite... Definite possibility! :p


Let's be fair, NO-ONE would look good smeared in marmite. It'd look they they'd eaten alot of tar then violently shat themselves.

I think marmite's alright, can't say I ever really eat it, and when I do it's only very small quantities. Never had vegemite, so cant compare.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:41 PM

Well typing "naked women covered with marmite" into google images didn't yield anything to prove you wrong, TT but I will find one I promise!! :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:45 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 4 2009, 09:34 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on Aug 4 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

Maybe my wife, smothered in Marmite... Definite possibility! :p


Let's be fair, NO-ONE would look good smeared in marmite. It'd look they they'd eaten alot of tar then violently shat themselves.

I think marmite's alright, can't say I ever really eat it, and when I do it's only very small quantities. Never had vegemite, so cant compare.



But...but...you can't say it's alright...that goes against everything...it makes the advert a lie...and everyone knows adverts always tell the whole truth...you HAVE to either love it or hate it...there can be no middle road...:p :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:48 PM

Peanut butter FTW.

The only way I can describe marmite is that it tastes like the devil got a yeast infection and they scraped out the waste matter with a speculum.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:50 PM

View PostCougar, on Aug 4 2009, 03:48 PM, said:

Peanut butter FTW.


Indeed, Peanut Butter on warm toast = delicious.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:51 PM

I wonder...

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:58 PM

Smooth peanutbutter all the way, I dont wanna be picking at my teeth like a fool all morning, or get loads of gunky lumps in the sink if I remember to brush.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:09 PM

To combine two alternatives mentioned in this thread, peanut butter and nutella sandwiches are awesome and taste like dessert.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:10 PM

Clearly you are a very sick man, RLY.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:12 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 4 2009, 02:10 PM, said:

Clearly you are a very sick man, RLY.

No way! Nutella is all chocolatey, chocolate and peanut butter are awesome! Haven't you ever had a Reese's peanut butter cup?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:15 PM

Hmmm, I never thought about it like that - it's like Peanutbutter Kit Kat Chunky's, delicious even though you wouldn't suppose. I guess it's the idea of the bread that puts me off...
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:27 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 4 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Hmmm, I never thought about it like that - it's like Peanutbutter Kit Kat Chunky's, delicious even though you wouldn't suppose. I guess it's the idea of the bread that puts me off...


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:43 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Aug 4 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

To combine two alternatives mentioned in this thread, peanut butter and nutella sandwiches are awesome and taste like dessert.



These are sooooo friggin good.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:10 PM

I find RLY's suggestion is even better if you use toast.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:39 PM

View PostAnomander, on Aug 4 2009, 03:10 PM, said:

I find RLY's suggestion is even better if you use toast.


Only fresh out of the toaster, so the heat makes it all melty. Ok, that does it, Peanut butter needs it's own thread.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:44 PM

I have no clue what either Marmite or Vegemite is, other than a vague recollection of a song saying something about a Vegemite sandwich...

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