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Vegemite or Marmite What's your poison?

Poll: What do you prefer (36 member(s) have cast votes)

Marmite or Vegemite

  1. Marmite is delicious (6 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. I liek Vegemite (5 votes [11.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.36%

  3. I would prefer nailing my tongue to a post rather than eating the above (8 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  4. My name is Dolorous Menhir and I think this poll is disgusting (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

  5. A dingo ate my marmite covered baby (2 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  6. Hey, that aint funny, mate, you know that really happened? (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Someone covered their baby in marmite? (4 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Yes... sad story, sad story. (1 votes [2.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.27%

  9. I would eat a marmite covered baby (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

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#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:46 PM

So, I remember that when I went to a school with both Australians and Brits, that they could argue for hours over which brand was superior, mean while the rest of us were retching.

Seeing as there's so many of you marmite/vegemite eaters on the forum, I think we should have that discussion now.

Personally I think both brands taste like someone vomited in a bucket full of stale bear and let it dry up... meaning it's slightly tasty but I'd prefer eating Natto.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 04 August 2009 - 02:47 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:47 PM

I could eat a 100 marmite covered babies.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:48 PM

I would rather eat actual poison.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:48 PM

Marmite FTW!
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:49 PM

Vegemite is the only true option. Marmite is like Vegemite's retarded brother imitating Vegemite because it has no redeeming qualities of its own. Plus, Vegemite has a better jingle.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 04 August 2009 - 02:50 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:49 PM

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

Personally I think both brands taste like someone vomited in a bucket full of stale bear and let it dry up... meaning it's slightly tasty but I'd prefer eating Natto.

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

bucket full of stale bear

OH GOD
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:58 PM

Unless none is available or a fry up is on offer, I've had Marmite for breakfast every morning since I was about 8. I don't mind Vegemite, but find it to be saltier.


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:59 PM

Why has no one come up with a bacomite yet?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:03 PM

Both are made from the scum off beer vats...do they need added bacon?


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:13 PM

Marmite is one of the most delicious substances known to man. Vegemite is... wrong...
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:15 PM

IADMAITTPID

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:16 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 4 2009, 04:49 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

Personally I think both brands taste like someone vomited in a bucket full of stale bear and let it dry up... meaning it's slightly tasty but I'd prefer eating Natto.

View PostAptorian, on Aug 4 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

bucket full of stale bear

OH GOD


THAT WAS NOT A TYPO. I MEANT ACTUAL STALE BEAR... BECAUSE GODDAMMIT IF I WANT TO KEEP MY BEAR IN BUCKETS, I'LL KEEP MY BEAR IN BUCKETS!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:23 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 4 2009, 04:15 PM, said:

IADMAITTPID

Delicious or Disgusting? YOU DECIDE!

@Apt: It's not reacting to a typo, just shock at how dangerous your stale bear containment is.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 04 August 2009 - 03:25 PM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:20 PM

Is there any American product that is similar to these...umm...whatever they are you all spread on your toast? What do they taste like, exactly?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:24 PM

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on Aug 4 2009, 05:20 PM, said:

Is there any American product that is similar to these...umm...whatever they are you all spread on your toast? What do they taste like, exactly?


Do you have products that look like sticky poo, smell like old socks from someone with athlete's foot and are basically made of the scrapings of the brewing barrel mixed with copious amounts of salt?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:26 PM

Try imagining an earwax like substanse that tastes like sour strong beer.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:30 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Aug 4 2009, 12:24 PM, said:

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on Aug 4 2009, 05:20 PM, said:

Is there any American product that is similar to these...umm...whatever they are you all spread on your toast? What do they taste like, exactly?


Do you have products that look like sticky poo, smell like old socks from someone with athlete's foot and are basically made of the scrapings of the brewing barrel mixed with copious amounts of salt?


Hmm...can't say as I can think of any... So, it's like it's like a gooey collection of salty, yeasty toe-jam, then. Nice. :p :p
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:48 PM

So my question is- what are you not eating that vegemite is better than? Hmmmm what should i put on my toast this morning, vegemite or this old pile of cat vomit i found behind the fridge?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 05:20 PM

I'll take Nutella!

That nutty chocolaty goodness is superior to the 'mites.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:05 PM

Marmite. Imagine a sexy woman randomly stopped you in the street and made out with you. On toast. :p
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