[Gothos]

Tiste Simeon, on 10 January 2011 - 01:44 PM, said:

http://uk.answers.ya...20091250AAgMc6f

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Why doesn't he love ME?! I dont understand?
ok right theres this boi that goez my school yeah and were both 16 yeah and when we were like 14 he used to be a right geek yeah, he was so skinny and had loads of acne and he was just so eww. me and my m8s used to take da pi$$ out of him but yeah we were only joking now since he grew a bit more he got hot he has no more acne and hes got these HOT abs and a nice new tan!!!!!!

now me and my mates think hes hot and we all want to d8 him, but omg omg omg, i want him the most. hes so hot yeah. but hes always hanging around with this other girl whos a right EMO GEEK like he used to be but now hes cool

why can he NOT see that if he goes out with ME he'll be well POPULAR? me and my mates r the hardest girls in our skwl and we ALWAYS get the hottest lads. unlike that GEEK GIRL hes with who we take the pi$$ out of although we're ONLY JOKING. OMG.

Its JUST NOT RIGHT
OMG. help me plz.

Does he not want the hottest girls in r school? Were also good for his REP.

The fact that there are so many people just like this astounds and saddens and slightly amuses me... There is a reply on the site but its not as funny...

the part of your avatar when the guy is getting kicked into oblivion describes my feelings when reading this text.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

MTS, on 09 January 2011 - 11:50 AM, said:

Ain, on 09 January 2011 - 10:25 AM, said:

I remember a legal studies trip to a prison, where we conversed with good-behaviour inmates. One of them was like the Qui-Gon Jinn of prisoners-he even LOOKED like him. He told us how he invented an ink pen (tattoo kind) with a paper clip and a biro. And he came up with this gem:

"Necessity breeds invention."

So very wise.

If by wise you mean channeling Plato ('necessity is the mother of invention'), then sure.

Indeed! By quoting Plato, he identifies as a scholar, a WISE MAN.

Hell yeah, motherfucker.

[Sinisdar Toste]

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

[Tiste Simeon]

Sinisdar Toste, on 20 January 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

Hahaha great stuff...

*quickly checks girlfriends name on internet*

Oh, crap.

[Gothos]

Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2011 - 12:36 PM, said:

Sinisdar Toste, on 20 January 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

Hahaha great stuff...

*quickly checks girlfriends name on internet*

Oh, crap.

what's her name then?

[MTS]

It deons\'t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, it olny mtaetrs taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be croecrt. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it. The huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Menandore]

MTS, on 28 January 2011 - 02:46 AM, said:

It deons\'t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, it olny mtaetrs taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be croecrt. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it. The huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Urban myth. Debunking here. It's rather lengthy but the gist of it is that these sentences are always constructed using small words. With four letters there's only one possibility for mashing it up, transposing letters 2 and 3 plus out of the 51 words above, 35 of them haven't even been changed so it's easy to guess in the context of the sentence what the mashed up words are meant to be.

[MTS]

I know that. Still kinda cool though.

[Menandore]

Meh, finding out it was bullshit kinda ruined it for me.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

There's been a few papers published on the subject. When I get done with trying-to-get-this-damned-paper-published-hell, I might go looking.

[Menandore]

You might want to start with the link I posted, it's on the Cambridge Uni site and the guy mentions what work has been done in that field.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Yay easy task!

[Aptorian]

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I had an interesting morning: I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies; I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck you." I'm not sure which one of them said it - I was reaching for the artificial sweetener at the time and not looking directly into the bowl - but I heard it. I said, "Well, you can all just sit there in the milk, as far as I'm concerned, until I find out which one of you said that." Mass punishment: the idea is to turn them against one another. Hmm, silly me, big punishment; that's what Rice Krispies do - sit in the milk, that's their job. You've seen them: delicate, beige blisters of air floating proudly in the milk. And you can't sink 'em: they REFUSE to sink. The Navy ought to use them in life preservers, that's where they're really needed. And do you know how Rice Krispies manage to float for such a long time? By clinging to one-another. They buddy-up. They gather in little groups of eight, ten, or sometimes twelve - but, if you've noticed, it's always an even number; that's because of the electro-magnetic polarity of the Krispies attracts them to one-another. It binds them into pairs like sub-atomic particles. They form little colonies and you can't sink them, not even with a spoon - they just come bobbing up over the sides of the spoon, laughing at you and reveling in their buoyancy. Hard to sink. That's what the fruit is for. Not for added taste, not for nutrition - it's for sinking the Rice Krispies. Believe me, a good-sized peach hurled full-force from a step-ladder can take down eighty or ninety of the little buggers in one glorious splash. And I have absolutely no mercy: if I'm REALLY pissed off, I'll climb up to the upstairs balcony and drop a watermelon on them. That'll teach 'em to sass me at breakfast.

[Beezulbubba]

"If you just talk, I find that your mouth just comes out with stuff" - Karl Pilkington

This post has been edited by Fartstad Stinkhammer: 26 February 2011 - 06:34 AM

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Sinisdar Toste, on 20 January 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

So, I'm naked on the Internet now? oh God, the horror...If any of you should happen upon those pictures, you have my heartfelt sympathy, and of course I'll pay for the therapy!

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Grimface Insultbear, on 26 February 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:

Sinisdar Toste, on 20 January 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

So, I'm naked on the Internet now? oh God, the horror...If any of you should happen upon those pictures, you have my heartfelt sympathy, and of course I'll pay for the therapy!

I SAW THEM.

MONEY PLEAZE.

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Adjutant Stormy, on 26 February 2011 - 12:48 PM, said:

Grimface Insultbear, on 26 February 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:

Sinisdar Toste, on 20 January 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:

hilarious post about the internet and the inevitability of your naked pictures appearing on it.
Inevitable I say!

So, I'm naked on the Internet now? oh God, the horror...If any of you should happen upon those pictures, you have my heartfelt sympathy, and of course I'll pay for the therapy!

I SAW THEM.

MONEY PLEAZE.

Which do you prefer:
Cash, PayPal, Check, wire transfer, gold barres or my first born?

This post has been edited by Grimface Insultbear: 26 February 2011 - 12:50 PM

[Shiara]

Grimface Insultbear, on 26 February 2011 - 12:50 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 26 February 2011 - 12:48 PM, said:

I SAW THEM.

MONEY PLEAZE.

Which do you prefer:
Cash, PayPal, Check, wire transfer, gold barres or my first born?

Is there any guarantee the first born will look nothing like the pictures?

[Grimjust Bearegular]

No. But it will probably take a few years before it does.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Wired is best, but first-borns are worth quite a bit on the black market....