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Bacon Bar I have one... And I wept a little...

#21 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 01:58 PM

Aptorian, on Jul 2 2009, 09:37 PM, said:

Am I the only one who thought that Tiste was refering to some fancy kind of eatery, specialising in Bacon?

You know like a drinks bar, only instead of all kinds of alcohol, it would serve all kinds of bacon.

This would indeed be a man-place.

They could serve bacon-beer and bacon vodka as drinks! Even more awesome man-ness.

#22 Abyss

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 02:19 PM

I had a bacontini once. It was basically the best mushroom soup ever, cut with vodka, with a huge piece of crispy bacon sticking out of it and the glass was rimmed with bacon bits. It was at a high end place in NYC. The waiter delivered one to the next table and everyone within sight immediately ordered one. I almost skipped the meal and had four.

- Abyss, cried. But not into the bacontini.

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#23 bwgan

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 02:26 PM

@ Tiste - BOO! :snigger:

Don't worry, you would know if I was anywhere near you.

And now you are disappointing us...you have to tell us it is wonderful even if it isn't.

@ Abyss ~ only the once? You mean you haven't been back for more? :Surprise:

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#24 caladanbrood

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 03:00 PM

Slow Ben, on Jul 3 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

As awesome as that is. I'm kinda disappointed its not a bar you go to eat bacon.

But they already exist...

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#25 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 03:01 PM

TELL ME MOAR.

MOOOOOAAAAR OF THESE BACON BARS.

#26 Abyss

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 03:02 PM

bwgan, on Jul 3 2009, 10:26 AM, said:

...@ Abyss ~ only the once? You mean you haven't been back for more? :Surprise:

I went back thrice. It was a special chef's creation type thing and sadly they hadn't repeated it, tho the waiter mentioned they kept getting requests...

I asked for the chef's home address so i could go over ask him nicely to make more but for some reason they wouldn't provide it.

The only way this could have been better was if the martini glass itself had been made from a bacon-weave.

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#27 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 01:46 PM

It's... glorious... Had some more, I love it!!

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#28 Slow Ben

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:17 PM

caladanbrood, on Jul 3 2009, 10:00 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on Jul 3 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

As awesome as that is. I'm kinda disappointed its not a bar you go to eat bacon.

But they already exist...

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 3 2009, 10:01 AM, said:

TELL ME MOAR.

MOOOOOAAAAR OF THESE BACON BARS.

Didnt you hear the man?

Spill it!

I'm going to order one via the net today.

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#29 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 10:34 PM

Famous Dave's does "Pig Lickers" every year at the state fair. Bacon dipped in chocolate. They're supposed to be reeeally good, though I've yet to try one. (Mostly on account of never having been to the state fair.)

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#30 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 04:41 PM

Salt-Man Z, on Jul 6 2009, 11:34 PM, said:

You need to go there, get some and report back. It is your duty as a Malazite!

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#31 caladanbrood

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:07 PM

There's a farm shop nearby where my dad lives, in which you can sample some of the products freshly cooked before you buy. These include a few different types of bacon. You go there to eat bacon. It's a bacon bar!

Plus also pretty much any pub, but I guess that's not quite what you mean :wallbash: