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#81 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:43 PM

View PostMenandore, on Jun 4 2009, 11:41 AM, said:

It was just time to step down, that's all. No story, no drama (sorry for the disappointment :) ).


Wow Menandore, I don't know you well but from what I've seen, you've just injected this thread with fail by not having drama.

Dis-A-POINTING!

:D
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#82 User is offline   Menandore 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:44 PM

Nah, I wouldn't dare get into the race for the title of No. 1 malazan drama queen, that is strictly between you and bw00dy :)

ETA: Cross post with Assail, that was aimed at Apt.

This post has been edited by Menandore: 04 June 2009 - 09:46 PM

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#83 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:51 PM

View PostMenandore, on Jun 4 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

Nah, I wouldn't dare get into the race for the title of No. 1 malazan drama queen, that is strictly between you and bw00dy :)

ETA: Cross post with Assail, that was aimed at Apt.


Oh this is intimate, it's my first ever cross post! Lmao, I'm going to board my flight, I'll catch up with everyone once I'm in Chicago.
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#84 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:53 PM

View PostMenandore, on Jun 4 2009, 01:41 PM, said:

It was just time to step down, that's all. No story, no drama (sorry for the disappointment :)).


Obviously Menandore and Apt were having a tryst, and Apt broke it off knowing that any offspring of such individuals would inevitably rule the world, and so attract the cats attention, which Apt was not prepared for at that time. So Apt stepped down as he could not be upon the Admin plane without seeing his one true love and knowing that he could not be with her at this time. She, heartstruck, followed him down to don her mortal shell once more, in an attempt to be together with him.

And now they must deny all such activites, for the minions of the cat are everywhere.

Hopefully in the future the might Hetan will take pity upon those mortals who must hope that the Cat will not change their posts due to his own fiendish desires, and like fire from prometheus, give the members the ability to defend themselves, at which point the lovers will be reunited and the true chosen one will appear nine months later while the cat and his army are busy licking their wounds and their behinds.

Or - Apt stepped down for reasons I assume everyone knows and Menandore decided that a Mod that shows up very irregularly should not be a mod at all. This is all speculation, mind you.
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 10:00 PM

*flounces*
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#86 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 10:00 PM

I think it's all a ruse. Menandore has gone undercover to infiltrate the underground comnunity in the Inn.

Keep your eyes out for the man, regulars. And remember, snitches get stitches!
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#87 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

Good thing you put that 'Or' section in there, Obdigore, I was afraid GA was going to have to hit you with a girder.
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#88 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 10:32 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jun 4 2009, 05:27 PM, said:

Good thing you put that 'Or' section in there, Obdigore, I was afraid GA was going to have to hit you with a girder.


I was afraid she was going to make me drink Irun Bru or w/e. I'm sure the first part is an accurate representation of what happened, but I don't wish the Cat to become suspicious...
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 11:06 PM

Drink girder, hit with IrunBru, same thing.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#90 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 08:28 AM

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#91 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 08:46 AM

View PostMenandore, on Jun 4 2009, 07:41 PM, said:

It was just time to step down, that's all. No story, no drama (sorry for the disappointment :)).

I wont believe my little mate Menandore has descended until the emo panda eyes pic is posted...................................

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#92 User is offline   Menandore 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 10:13 AM

View PostObdigore, on Jun 4 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

View PostMenandore, on Jun 4 2009, 01:41 PM, said:

It was just time to step down, that's all. No story, no drama (sorry for the disappointment :)).


Obviously Menandore and Apt were having a tryst, and Apt broke it off knowing that any offspring of such individuals would inevitably rule the world, and so attract the cats attention, which Apt was not prepared for at that time. So Apt stepped down as he could not be upon the Admin plane without seeing his one true love and knowing that he could not be with her at this time. She, heartstruck, followed him down to don her mortal shell once more, in an attempt to be together with him.

And now they must deny all such activites, for the minions of the cat are everywhere.

Hopefully in the future the might Hetan will take pity upon those mortals who must hope that the Cat will not change their posts due to his own fiendish desires, and like fire from prometheus, give the members the ability to defend themselves, at which point the lovers will be reunited and the true chosen one will appear nine months later while the cat and his army are busy licking their wounds and their behinds.

Or - Apt stepped down for reasons I assume everyone knows and Menandore decided that a Mod that shows up very irregularly should not be a mod at all. This is all speculation, mind you.


@Apt - How does he know our secret!! You swore you'd never tell!!!!
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#93 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 10:29 AM

It is okay my love. It was bound to come out sooner or later. Lets elope to a place where they wont judge us and we can raise our child of indescribable terror.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 05 June 2009 - 10:30 AM

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#94 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 04:14 PM

So Abyss is the forum equivilent of Raistlin Majere?

Abyss you must stop now, or you will rule a dead world...

a DEAD WORLD!
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#95 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 08:41 PM

Thanks for all the fish, Apt!
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#96 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 11:44 PM

What's even more disappointing than the lack of drama is that both of you stepped down and neither of you made a complete copy of the mod forum and emailed to every forum member before stepping down...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#97 User is offline   Menandore 

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 10:45 AM

If we did that then you'd all realise there's nothing that exciting in it. It would take away all the mystery from your lives :)
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#98 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 10:49 AM

View PostMenandore, on Jun 8 2009, 12:45 PM, said:

If we did that then you'd all realise there's nothing that exciting in it. It would take away all the mystery from your lives :)

Who'd want access to the mod-forum anyways when there's Mafia's SH, containing threats, rage, name calling, incessant feuding and the occassional outburst of lust and jealousy mixed into a volatile ehm, mix?
It's like a soap opera on steroids.

This post has been edited by Tapper: 08 June 2009 - 10:49 AM

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 10:58 AM

Yeah, but we have a batmobile.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#100 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 11:10 AM

So Menandore is leaving because you wont let her drive?

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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