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#1 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 07:36 PM

This epic post came from the thread where Broody returned, courtesy of Shinrei no Shintai:

 Shinrei no Shintai, on May 24 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

Sorry, this isn't that great but I might as well make a fool of myself :( :

Guess who's back, back again
Bwoody's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...


I've created a monsta, 'cause nobody wants to
See Aptorian no more, they want Bwoody,
I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Bwoody, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rodeo mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart a Canadian's heart quicka
Then a shock when I get shocked at the newest thread
By the Admin when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the Phoenix Inn while he's moderating "Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the board and emo-lating
I know about your enormous hands Mr. Mac
But your Morgy's gaybar hopping is complicating
So the Mod's won't let me be,
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on IPB
But it feels so empty without me.
So come on quip, Dibs and Anomandaris
Jump backJiggle a hip, and Wiggles a bit,
And get ready 'cause this posts about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Illy!"

Chorus:
Now this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me


Little hellions, noobs feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still reading the Eddings
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "ABYSS!"
A visionary, vision a scary, could start a revolution,
Polluting' the air waves
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that the Malazan board has a new cast
And it's a disaster, such a noobastrophe
For you to see so damn much of AIJ , you asked for me?
Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your wireless antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
into in it, your aqua-skin like a splinter
The center of attention back from the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since testing
The limits of your board memory and nesting
"Testing: Nostalgia Please!"
Feel the Blaming soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Verse 3:
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's spammin' this bit, that bit
snake023, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Discussion Board bastards,
And Fluffy?, you can get banned by Buffy,
You wannabe evil overnugget chicken blow me
You don't know me, you're too young
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to Cougar
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of Mafia lingo
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Terez turned herself into a symbol
But sometimes the thread just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm discussing,
about Malazan facts that are obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Marduk and cold tea,
To do Spamming so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
20 million other Brood imitators emerge
But no matta how many noobs in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a board for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me


Thread:

http://www.malazanempire.com/IPBforum/inde...t=0&start=0

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:30 PM

Can I just say... I am deeply honoured to have inspired such... poetry.

*applauds*
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 25 May 2009 - 06:27 AM

have you seen some of the other post you inspired?

Not as flattering but just as entertaining...

and Welcome back...
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:34 PM

oh, that was hilarious. Nicel done:)
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 08:54 PM

I love that song it's really well done, and he's right nobody ever listens to me.
I AM A TWAT
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:17 PM

So, any chance of a video of you guys singing it at the BBQ :)

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:13 PM

I will not debase myself to imitate Eminem for the amusement of the internet.


Unless I've had a lot to drink. And since I'm not driving, that's probably gonna happen...
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:18 PM

 caladanbrood, on May 31 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

I will not debase myself to imitate Eminem for the amusement of the internet.


Unless I've had a lot to drink. And since I'm not driving, that's probably gonna happen...

Hey, you wouldn't have to sing it. It's your song, that wouldn't do...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:50 PM

You've ever heard the original??
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