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#41 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:27 AM

Funny politically incorrect "eyewitness" account by an Aussie of a shooting in King's Cross a little while ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja01zTkCft8...feature=related
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 09:08 PM

think it was mentioned in another thread, but still,

what if Darth Vader was an english villain:

Snatch Wars
meh. Link was dead :(
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#43 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 02:06 PM

Ignore the anti-god bits in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNekfKfth6Y...feature=related

It's a cool slideshow of images about the size of the universe.
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 03:12 PM

Bird feeder ownes Spiderman

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=76ysrKF3tBI
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 05:56 AM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on May 28 2009, 11:39 AM, said:



hahahaha...I was in tears! That is hilarious!
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 03:42 PM

Russell Peter'sAsian impression is so bang on it makes me howl. He's from my city, and the place he talks about in this clip I used to go towhen I was a teenager...LOL

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ApuIigrZLoc
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 03:48 PM

...and one more Russel Peter's bit

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI
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Posted 01 June 2009 - 12:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsCoPb43TUk...feature=related The man's voice at the end - "Oh no!" :)
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Posted 01 June 2009 - 06:36 PM

I love this Jim Carrey clip. You just have to watch until he has done the first excersize, to understand why he became a star.

Jim Carrey
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 06:10 PM

Man getting arrested by the cops for no apparant reason (shown in this video anyway), gets tasered for resisting arrest and then runs away. Cops too lazy to chase him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-MqBxwbeWg...feature=related
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 08:01 PM

A recruitment ad for Japan Maritime Self Defense Force... :) Be afraid... Be very afraid...


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ZjAXJaFydwM
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 06:29 PM

In your yard I am the Ferengi man very odd and chunky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZoDc...feature=related
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 06:50 PM

View PostAptorian, on May 26 2009, 10:15 AM, said:

This has to be the weirdest/cutest creature ever!

http://www.youtube.c...?v=PJnn-wMPU9w



That thing looked into the depths of my soul through the tv and found me unworthy. If those things get large than 3 feet tall, I'll shoot myself.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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#54 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 06:56 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jun 5 2009, 02:29 PM, said:

In your yard I am the Ferengi man very odd and chunky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZoDc...feature=related


That may be my new favorite thing, thank you so much for that.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 07:37 PM

View PostSparkimus, on Jun 5 2009, 08:50 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on May 26 2009, 10:15 AM, said:

This has to be the weirdest/cutest creature ever!

http://www.youtube.c...?v=PJnn-wMPU9w



That thing looked into the depths of my soul through the tv and found me unworthy. If those things get large than 3 feet tall, I'll shoot myself.


If they grew to man size I would ride them. I would form a posse and invade some unsuspecting country like Luxemburg, it would be awesome.
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Posted 06 June 2009 - 12:40 AM

I do so love this:
The Orange That Ruled The World

And this is so dreadfully sweet and romantic that even my cold, black and cynical heart is warmed by it:
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#57 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 08:37 PM

Dumbo Landing.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 09:59 PM

The best star wars one IMHO

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 10:19 PM

Thats pretty damn funny Bubba.
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Posted 08 June 2009 - 05:20 PM

whopos, psoted it in the other thread
here we are
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