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#1501 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 05:19 AM

Hmmm. Kid got what he deserved. Don't pull pranks on people you don't know and expect people to just take it. He saw a couple of old people in wheel chairs and thought "Ha, easy targets". Still violence is bad and all that.

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#1502 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 05:48 AM

The fuck is he doing in a motorized cart? Dude seems able to walk pretty fucking well to me. Lazy asshole.
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:07 AM

Kid should've gotten his ass kicked a bit more. Violence in retribution in a situation like this is perfectly fine and more people should get up and do it, maybe them lowlife pseudo pranksters will think twice next time.

And that's despite the beard guy being a lazy ass fuck driving around on a motorized cart.
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:35 AM

You can't tell from this video if the old guy has serious respiratory or pain issues that makes it hard for him to travel around on foot.
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:38 AM

One would think a person with either those is apt to avoid a physical confrontation with a much younger man.

Those carts get abused here all the time, but if I'm wrong then he's not a lazy asshole, just prone to violence.
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:16 AM

The Lord of Middle Earth



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Posted 22 July 2011 - 09:28 AM

Redone diablo 3 gameplay trailers.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 11:34 AM

View PostPennyapt, on 22 July 2011 - 04:33 AM, said:

Yeah that was a nicely cut together montage. I would like to see it uncut. I am curious about the trick she does where she is inching her way up the pole just using her hands while rotating making it look like she glides upwards. Is the pole itself rotating? Otherwise she is a god damn witch!


she is sliding down the pole....that part is just played backwards to make it look like she is going up...check her hair...
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 12:16 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 22 July 2011 - 05:48 AM, said:

The fuck is he doing in a motorized cart? Dude seems able to walk pretty fucking well to me. Lazy asshole.

My friend Rich has a seriously bad case of a number of balance disorders, where he has permanent vertigo, and if he hears a high pitched noise, he's gone. He can walk and stand for a short period of time, but he's utterly fucked for much longer afterwards. He can walk for an hour and he's gone for a day, he can push it to an afternoon and then he's fucked for most of a week. He needs that motorised wheelchair (the one I stole at that wedding if you remember that story) to get around at all, so, on his behalf, fuck you.

(I have no strong opinions about the guy in the video)
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 12:24 PM

all the rage today it seems!

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:30 PM

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:43 PM

View PostPennyapt, on 21 July 2011 - 12:49 PM, said:



will do from now on, i tried to edit that last one but didn't work.
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Posted 23 July 2011 - 12:33 AM

Holy ... Fucking .... Shit !!!!


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Posted 23 July 2011 - 05:44 AM

Whelp that is about the sickest thing food related I have ever seen. I am going to go watch some My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic now so I don't get nightmares.

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:04 AM

I'm guessing this is not an official commercial.

Not Safe For Work


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Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:12 AM

This is a TED video demonstrating a robotic model of a bird that actually flies like a bird with mechanical wings.

http://on.ted.com/Festo
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Posted 25 July 2011 - 07:28 AM


It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 11:17 AM

Walmart is one of the first places I want to go see if I ever visit the US. They're sort of like an IKEA only they have EVERYTHING. Even things that probably shouldn't exist.


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Posted 27 July 2011 - 01:22 PM


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Posted 27 July 2011 - 02:42 PM

I Hope you like...



Ballerina Hippo anyone?


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