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#1381 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 31 May 2011 - 09:45 PM


Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 June 2011 - 06:26 AM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 02 June 2011 - 04:31 PM

...and THIS is supremely awesome and SO well done.


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#1386 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 05:55 PM



I knew there was a reason I liked Elmo.
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 02:24 AM

Palin / Bachman 2012! ..... MURRRICA! Yeeeehew!


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Posted 05 June 2011 - 12:04 PM

Starts a bit slow, but news of community spirit's death in the USA were grossly exaggerated.


You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 07:30 PM


<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#1390 User is online   worry 

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 01:55 AM

I love theaters with this rule, and I love it even more when they enforce it:

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 04:27 PM

View Postworrywort, on 07 June 2011 - 01:55 AM, said:

I love theaters with this rule, and I love it even more when they enforce it:



Seriously, if I lived near this theatre I would only go there to see films....BEST PSA ever. I hate loud and texting douchebags at the theatre.

I frequently don't go to see movies on opening night anymore just because I KNOW there's going to be some idiot on their phone, or talking, or texting...we need to fix the theatre going experience.
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Posted 07 June 2011 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:04 PM


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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:25 PM

I miss the 80s.

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#1395 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 05:22 PM

ITS A MOTHER-FLIPPING NEW ASSASSINS CREED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 07:42 PM


I suggest you watch it full screen though.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1397 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:13 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 08 June 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:

ITS A MOTHER-FLIPPING NEW ASSASSINS CREED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Awesome cinematic. The kind of stuff that makes you wonder why they don't release more animated movies here in the West.

Still, I really hope they do something about the story this time because the Ezio storyline was mediochre at best.
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#1398 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 04:49 PM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 08 June 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

Awesome cinematic. The kind of stuff that makes you wonder why they don't release more animated movies here in the West.

Still, I really hope they do something about the story this time because the Ezio storyline was mediochre at best.

It's actually a triple-thread storyline involving Ezio, Altair and Desmond apparently... Also I think this is the last one before they release ACIII, which will be set in... somewhere, and will involve... someone...

Anyhoo:

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 01:00 AM

That well has run dry.


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Posted 10 June 2011 - 12:30 PM


This soothes me.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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