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Posted 04 April 2011 - 12:59 AM

Webcam [check]
Shitty Lady Ga Ga music [check]
Blanket over window [check]
Creepy peeping tom's trimming the hedges ..... say whaaaaat!

F..-..A..-..I..-..L .. ! ! ! ! !



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Posted 04 April 2011 - 03:04 PM

This is my friends band, from Toronto.

Catchy track.


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Posted 04 April 2011 - 03:33 PM

I have no words...


"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:05 PM

NSFW for cussing, but quite hilarious.


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:09 PM

Oh god. Arnie's comeback is a comic and an animated series...and here's the trailer.



Oh my god this looks SO awful that I kept expecting it to be an April Fools joke...but it's not. Here it is in all its bad idea/badly 80's style animation lack of glory.

How low must he have sunk and this is Stan Lee's creation...and must be the WORST creation in his whole career. Just yikes.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:29 PM

Yeah, I am sure Arnold really hates money. Lots and lots of money. Nothing is worth than the billions of dollars connected with your own toy and merchandise franchise...
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 08:36 PM

The worst part of it by far is the Black Eyed Peas song.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 09:43 PM

Some dude cleaning a pit full of cobra's.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 11:14 PM

The best taunt ever for serving time in the penalty box.


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Posted 05 April 2011 - 05:38 AM

View PostTapper, on 04 April 2011 - 09:43 PM, said:

Some dude cleaning a pit full of cobra's.



FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

He's not even fucking looking at them!

Look behind him, there's half a dozen cobras standing up targetting him and he just doesn't give a fuck.

Sweet baby jesus...
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 06:33 AM


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Posted 05 April 2011 - 09:05 AM

View PostClockwork Apt, on 05 April 2011 - 06:33 AM, said:




ha ha, that reminds me of me and my brother when we where kids. I'd wind him up so bad, and he used to do all that except at the very end he'd just get up and go into the kitchen to grab a knife, at this point i'd lock myself in the bathroom still winding him up. He used to go sick, now we're best of mates ha
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 12:41 PM

View PostClockwork Apt, on 04 April 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Yeah, I am sure Arnold really hates money. Lots and lots of money. Nothing is worth than the billions of dollars connected with your own toy and merchandise franchise...


The problem is this will fail across the board...he has robotic sunglasses! LOL It's not going to make him any money and will make him a laughing stock.

Sigh. I miss Last Action Hero.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 06:35 PM

http://www.break.com...ly-bird-2036468
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 06:53 PM

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH Chances of this link working are slim but anyway.

I can't believe this song is 25 years old and still has probably one of the greatest riffs ever, however I have to say I prefer these new lyrics :)


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=INqis5g1OHE


"Monitor to the kingdom of the Dell !"


EDIT There's a fucking surprise "video not available...blah blah" I am at the end of my tether with not being able to link youtube. I'm doing what i've always done but NNNOOOOOOO, Fuck you youtube.:)

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 06 April 2011 - 06:34 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 07:30 PM

Tell me the title and I will see what difference there is when I find it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 08:04 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 05 April 2011 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tell me the title and I will see what difference there is when I find it.


It's a piss take titled " Angel of Death by Slayer BSG + CD Remix "

I can view it normally on youtube and the script in the post is correct but anything I link just comes up with the same message, weird.

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 06 April 2011 - 06:36 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 08:12 PM

View Postmasan, on 05 April 2011 - 06:53 PM, said:

Chances of this link working are slim but anyway.

I can't believe this song is 25 years old and still has probably one of the greatest riffs ever, however I have to say I prefer these new lyrics :)






"Monitor to the kingdom of the Dell !"


EDIT There's a fucking surprise "video not available...blah blah" I am at the end of my tether with not being able to link youtube. I'm doing what i've always done but NNNOOOOOOO, Fuck you youtube.:)

I literally just copypasted the address from where I found it directly below yours in the quote. What the fuck?

EDIT: OK, I copied that address from where I found the video, using Chrome. However, typing each letter in the address individually gives the same effect as you, in Firefox. THE PLOT THICKENS

EDIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: I was able to go Back and Forward in both Chrome and Firefox, to identical addresses, yet one works and the other simply doesn't. I am so confused.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 05 April 2011 - 08:19 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 05 April 2011 - 10:29 PM

Thanks for trying Illy, I feel slightly better knowing that it's not just me being a plank.

Who else can help and is wise in the ways of Chromey Firefox sorcery ?

This is the internetz and therefore a serious business !
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