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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

Has anyone attempted to completely mess up those facial markers yet? I tried with the Tiste and Brood one, but it didn't get any real result.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

Okay here is the Kalam, Tehol baby:

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:42 PM

Its because they are moving when the baby is generated. It moves its head and I think it also makes sound...
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

View PostAptorian, on May 18 2009, 06:42 PM, said:

Its because they are moving when the baby is generated. It moves its head and I think it also makes sound...


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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:45 PM

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?


We are generating babies from Malazite pictures here.

Come on now, there's bound to be deformities...
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:45 PM

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 18 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?


We are generating babies from Malazite pictures here.

Come on now, there's bound to be deformities...


are suggesting Malazites are deformed in some way?

Edit; that opinion's clearly faulty, suffice to say, look at TB's beatiful pic.

only thing about it, she looks much younger that what she claims to be.

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The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:47 PM

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:45 PM, said:

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 18 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?


We are generating babies from Malazite pictures here.

Come on now, there's bound to be deformities...


are suggesting Malazites are deformed in some way?

Edit; that opinion's clearly faulty, suffice to say, look at TB's beatiful pic.

only thing about it, she looks much younger that what she claims to be.


I would never!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:03 AM

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 18 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?


We are generating babies from Malazite pictures here.

Come on now, there's bound to be deformities...


are suggesting Malazites are deformed in some way?

Edit; that opinion's clearly faulty, suffice to say, look at TB's beatiful pic.

only thing about it, she looks much younger that what she claims to be.


Well I guess I should be flattered that you think I look younger than I am. That pic was taken about three months ago, just after my 27th birthday. I don't think I look young in that pic. Thank you for the compliments though Ment, you're a sweet heart.

I am going to go with Ment on this one and say there are some pretty good looking people in our empire! Don't listen to Fluffy!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 19 May 2009 - 01:05 AM

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 02:53 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 06:03 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 18 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

why are the eyes on all the kids so weird-looking?


We are generating babies from Malazite pictures here.

Come on now, there's bound to be deformities...


are suggesting Malazites are deformed in some way?

Edit; that opinion's clearly faulty, suffice to say, look at TB's beatiful pic.

only thing about it, she looks much younger that what she claims to be.


Well I guess I should be flattered that you think I look younger than I am. That pic was taken about three months ago, just after my 27th birthday. I don't think I look young in that pic. Thank you for the compliments though Ment, you're a sweet heart.

I am going to go with Ment on this one and say there are some pretty good looking people in our empire! Don't listen to Fluffy!


Sure there are. I mean.. I post here afterall. :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:08 AM

So...
This thread is about finding out what everyone on the forum + tehol's baby would look like?
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:18 AM

I guess.

Why are the eyes so screwed up in the pictures? Not because they are moving, but because eyes are the pathway to the soul.... and these babies are obviously Frankensteinian monsters.

Also, because ME members are insane.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:32 AM

Like I said, the contest participants are venting suppressed desires.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:44 AM

View PostMentalist, on May 18 2009, 09:32 PM, said:

Like I said, the contest participants are venting suppressed desires.


Sadly, it's true.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:04 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on May 18 2009, 11:08 PM, said:

So...
This thread is about finding out what everyone on the forum + tehol's baby would look like?



Yes, I'm not quite sure how it turned into that, but I would be interested to see some other combos. Come on Fluffy, find someone to partner up with you and get to making babies! Let's see some pics!
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:09 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 10:04 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on May 18 2009, 11:08 PM, said:

So...
This thread is about finding out what everyone on the forum + tehol's baby would look like?



Yes, I'm not quite sure how it turned into that, but I would be interested to see some other combos. Come on Fluffy, find someone to partner up with you and get to making babies! Let's see some pics!


Haha I'm in the middle of writing the speech that my graduation is hinged upon. If I had any female Malazite pictures I'd do it, but I don't have the time on top of making this gay ass poster board and writing the speech XD
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:14 AM

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 10:04 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on May 18 2009, 11:08 PM, said:

So...
This thread is about finding out what everyone on the forum + tehol's baby would look like?



Yes, I'm not quite sure how it turned into that, but I would be interested to see some other combos. Come on Fluffy, find someone to partner up with you and get to making babies! Let's see some pics!


Haha I'm in the middle of writing the speech that my graduation is hinged upon. If I had any female Malazite pictures I'd do it, but I don't have the time on top of making this gay ass poster board and writing the speech XD



Excuses, excuses! Clearly you're just scared Cupcake! Maybe Rodeo should have named you Fluffy the littlest Chicken! You don't need a female malazanite for the baby generator pick anyone and insert their pic, just like everyone else did. You've been shooting your mouth off all day so man up and make a baby! :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:33 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 10:14 PM, said:

View PostFluffy the Littlest Pony, on May 19 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 10:04 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on May 18 2009, 11:08 PM, said:

So...
This thread is about finding out what everyone on the forum + tehol's baby would look like?



Yes, I'm not quite sure how it turned into that, but I would be interested to see some other combos. Come on Fluffy, find someone to partner up with you and get to making babies! Let's see some pics!


Haha I'm in the middle of writing the speech that my graduation is hinged upon. If I had any female Malazite pictures I'd do it, but I don't have the time on top of making this gay ass poster board and writing the speech XD



Excuses, excuses! Clearly you're just scared Cupcake! Maybe Rodeo should have named you Fluffy the littlest Chicken! You don't need a female malazanite for the baby generator pick anyone and insert their pic, just like everyone else did. You've been shooting your mouth off all day so man up and make a baby! :)


Yes yes, I will get around to it :D
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:09 PM

Hehehe Kalam and Samar Dev

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and Kallor and Korlat

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:41 PM

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Hehehe Kalam and Samar Dev

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and Kallor and Korlat

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Korlat/Kallor baby looks straight friggen evil lol.
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