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#21 Slow Ben

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:42 PM

I think it'd be funny to put something in there about Apts Richard Simmons fetish.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#22 Aptorian

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

Actually that would be Zanths Richard Simmons phobia.

Like Bubbas fear of clowns, and Rodeos fear of Pants.

#23 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:40 AM

I bet I could eat 100 books of Malazan Forum Laws.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#24 Obdigore

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:32 PM

Verily, it is a nose, not some bipedal apendage! (RLY)

Though Shall not become angered in thine Discussions forum.

You guys have most of them...

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#25 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:43 PM

HoosierDaddy, on May 18 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

Edit: for Illy.

He's Torvald FUCKING Nom.

Yes.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#26 Daser

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:24 PM

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:

#27 beru

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 01:47 AM

Daser, on May 21 2009, 01:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:

we found a wich! may we burn him/her?

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#28 Aptorian

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:21 AM

Daser, on May 21 2009, 01:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:

Where is the "BURN HIM" button in my moderator tools???

#29 MTS

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:26 AM

Daser, on May 21 2009, 09:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:

HERESY! BURN!!!

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#30 Daser

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

Well 3 people saying i should burn for that little comment and yet 1 of them posted the following.

Modedit:False lies deleted for being slanderous and having nothing to do with this what so ever, nope nothing at all... carry on, nothing to see here :doh:

#31 Zanth13

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:03 PM

dont bring the richard simmons into this.... *shudder

and BURN HIM

or something

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#32 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

yes, it's been a long time since we had a good old burning. He did ridicule the rules...shouldn't there be some kind of rule against that?

BURN THE BLASPHEMER!!!

*looks around for suitable firewood*

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#33 Stradivarius

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 12:36 PM

make him go woof!!! quick quick!!!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#34 Daser

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:51 PM

Its not my faulth this list is full of faulthy rules, just look at number 3.

3 Blame Brood For He Is Surely To Blame (past)

So i blame ~~Aptorian~~ erhm i meen Brood since he is back.

#35 Sir Thursday

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 06:46 PM

EGGS BENEDICT!!!

Ahem.

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 23 May 2009 - 06:47 PM

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#36 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 01:51 AM

HoosierDaddy, on May 18 2009, 01:35 AM, said:

Eh, I agree it's weak. But, I mean, that shot a lot of Wikipedia's credit with me. 'Cause it's so ridiculously WRONG.

just that? for a time it read that fiddler never fired cussers from his crossbow!

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#37 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:18 PM

Stradivarius, on May 22 2009, 12:36 PM, said:

make him go woof!!! quick quick!!!

I was thinking more Whooosh FhoooOOMPH!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#38 Gust Hubb

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM

Scum love lists

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#39 Mentalist

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:16 AM

Gust Hubb, on 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Scum love lists

too sub-forum specific

When you are having trouble recalling something that happened on the forums... just ask GH to necro it for you.

also "newb is a spiritual state"

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 04 July 2012 - 05:17 AM

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#40 Azathmaster

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:03 AM

Mentalist, on 04 July 2012 - 05:16 AM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Scum love lists

too sub-forum specific

When you are having trouble recalling something that happened on the forums... just ask GH to necro it for you.

also "newb is a spiritual state"

Yes it is

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