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#21 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:42 PM

I think it'd be funny to put something in there about Apts Richard Simmons fetish.
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#22 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

Actually that would be Zanths Richard Simmons phobia.

Like Bubbas fear of clowns, and Rodeos fear of Pants.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:40 AM

I bet I could eat 100 books of Malazan Forum Laws.
Size matters not.
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#24 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:32 PM

Verily, it is a nose, not some bipedal apendage! (RLY)

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:43 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 18 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

Edit: for Illy.

He's Torvald FUCKING Nom.

Yes.
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#26 User is offline   Daser 

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:24 PM

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:
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#27 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 01:47 AM

View PostDaser, on May 21 2009, 01:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:



we found a wich! may we burn him/her?
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:21 AM

View PostDaser, on May 21 2009, 01:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:


Where is the "BURN HIM" button in my moderator tools???
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:26 AM

View PostDaser, on May 21 2009, 09:24 AM, said:

rule 1 sucks. Dont like ICE enough to accept that, and quite a few high profiles from this forum seems to like J. Butcher alot, will they now be ridiculed for that? :doh:


HERESY! BURN!!!
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#30 User is offline   Daser 

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

Well 3 people saying i should burn for that little comment and yet 1 of them posted the following. :D

Modedit:False lies deleted for being slanderous and having nothing to do with this what so ever, nope nothing at all... carry on, nothing to see here :doh:
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#31 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:03 PM

dont bring the richard simmons into this.... *shudder

and BURN HIM


or something
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#32 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

yes, it's been a long time since we had a good old burning. He did ridicule the rules...shouldn't there be some kind of rule against that?




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Posted 22 May 2009 - 12:36 PM

make him go woof!!! quick quick!!!
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#34 User is offline   Daser 

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:51 PM

Its not my faulth this list is full of faulthy rules, just look at number 3.


3 Blame Brood For He Is Surely To Blame (past)



So i blame Aptorian erhm i meen Brood since he is back. :p
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#35 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 06:46 PM

EGGS BENEDICT!!!


Ahem.

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 23 May 2009 - 06:47 PM

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#36 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 01:51 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 18 2009, 01:35 AM, said:

Eh, I agree it's weak. But, I mean, that shot a lot of Wikipedia's credit with me. 'Cause it's so ridiculously WRONG.

just that? for a time it read that fiddler never fired cussers from his crossbow!
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#37 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:18 PM

View PostStradivarius, on May 22 2009, 12:36 PM, said:

make him go woof!!! quick quick!!!




I was thinking more Whooosh FhoooOOMPH!
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#38 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM

Scum love lists
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#39 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:16 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Scum love lists


too sub-forum specific



When you are having trouble recalling something that happened on the forums... just ask GH to necro it for you.

also "newb is a spiritual state"

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 04 July 2012 - 05:17 AM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#40 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:03 AM

View PostMentalist, on 04 July 2012 - 05:16 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 21 June 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Scum love lists


too sub-forum specific



When you are having trouble recalling something that happened on the forums... just ask GH to necro it for you.

also "newb is a spiritual state"


Yes it is
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