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#21 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:29 AM

If it's always in the last place you look, look in the last place first!
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:29 AM

View PostAptorian, on Apr 27 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

Stop that you two!


Stop what 0:)
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:17 AM

Whenever I lose CDs, they are always in the wrong case underneath another disc.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:21 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 27 2009, 05:10 AM, said:

The last place you look.


It's always in the last place you look.

Because you don't carry on looking once you've found it...
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:58 AM

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:48 AM

What if it is one of a pair?
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:38 AM

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:58 AM

It's probably attached to the headband some insane tramp calling themselves Doctor Awesome is using to pretend to be a member of the medical community.

HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR

DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOU
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:33 PM

View PostTraveller, on Apr 27 2009, 10:21 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 27 2009, 05:10 AM, said:

The last place you look.


It's always in the last place you look.

Because you don't carry on looking once you've found it...



View PostAptorian, on Apr 27 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

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View PostIlluyankas, on Apr 27 2009, 12:58 PM, said:

It's probably attached to the headband some insane tramp calling themselves Doctor Awesome is using to pretend to be a member of the medical community.

HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR

DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOU



Fair play guys, i've been pissing myself with laughter for the past 10 mins ! Thankyou :p
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:59 PM

WARNING ILLUYANKAS IS NOT A REAL CHICKEN

DO NOT EAT HIS EGGS!
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:59 PM

Hmm, checked under most of my loose papers and stuff and in most of my cd cases. Nothing yet. The alpaca's poo is the usual chocolate brown... I suppose if anyone actually gets it right I'll have to give them some sort of prize (hmm, how do you mail a baby alpaca?)...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:18 PM

check all dvd players, cd player and other disc drive wielding objects.

Then check the fridge

behind the milk
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:34 AM

View PostMacros, on Apr 27 2009, 04:18 PM, said:

Then check the fridge

behind the milk


Negative on there. In an unrelated note, the chocolate milk has now been fully consumed.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:34 AM

i recently lost pretty much all my cd's and i have absolutely no clue where they are.....
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:41 AM

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Ment- This is an Alpaca, like a llama but not. They are used in South America and have been for a long time now. Not sure if they are found elsewhere. Anyway...


As for the CD, check car stereo? other stereo? In your computer?? That would be so funny if it was there.

edit: sorry about size of alpaca, but apparently sizing it down doesn't matter. Alpaca will be seen!

This post has been edited by Stalker: 28 April 2009 - 03:43 AM

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:44 AM

Backpacks, friends house, your moms house.
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:50 AM

Aw god, I can't believe I actually checked all the stereos and DVD players. It's sheet-music, not audio music so there's no reason at all why it'd be in there, but I actually checked each of 'em. I suppose I'd have felt like even more of an idiot if it'd actually been in one of them, though...

View PostZanth13, on Apr 27 2009, 10:44 PM, said:

Backpacks, friends house, your moms house.


Checked backpacks. Didn't check friends houses but why the hell I'd have taken digital sheet music to a friends house...

And I don't think I've even been back to the 'rents' house since I burned the damn thing. Good effort though!

This post has been edited by D'rek: 28 April 2009 - 03:51 AM

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:32 AM

Did you forget to burn the disc and the information is still on the computer?
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 07:09 PM

Yay I found it! Only took, what, like 4 days? Needless to say, I am now copying all this stuff directly onto the computer, which is what I usually do with important stuff like this. Don't know why I didn't before...

I think Macros has been the closest. He said in the fridge... it was in the firesafe. I keep nothing of importance in there whatsoever, so of course it was such a logical place to put something of middling importance so I wouldn't forget, obviously. Gah.

Anyway Macc, send me your private shipping address if you want a baby Alpace in a couple months. Otherwise make up some forum-related possible prize we can award you for being the closest...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 08:30 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Apr 26 2009, 09:12 PM, said:

If your like me you hid it somewhere away from all the random stuff so it wouldnt get mixed in. Then forgot where said spot was.


Tell me thats not what i said!! :( :(

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 29 April 2009 - 08:39 PM

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