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Space Travel Solved In Wales at least

#1 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:45 PM

:D We just watched the Welsh news and apparently a steam train in Snowdonia is travelling at the speed of light...well, according to the farmer whose land it crosses anyway! :Surprise:
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:05 PM

Ahh, the good old rural Welsh. The guy will probably be ostracised by his family and sheep for speaking English. :D

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#3 User is offline   bwgan 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:23 PM

Apparently the steam train set fire to his land....this counts as news in Wales *sigh* :D
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'


Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 11:11 AM

I say we rig a thermonuclear explosion...see what they make of it.

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