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#801 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 01:35 PM

Well, the char I married to the aspiring merchant is female, so no problem there.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#802 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 03:58 PM

SWEET. FULL ON LESBIAN.

The best kind of "getting gay 'round here" IMO.

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 09 December 2011 - 03:58 PM

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#803 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 04:21 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 09 December 2011 - 03:58 PM, said:

SWEET. FULL ON LESBIAN.

The best kind of "getting gay 'round here" IMO.


When you lesbionic it up in-game CF, pics or it didn't happen.

:D
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#804 User is offline   Gryllen 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:29 PM

like one dwarf said in witcher 2 "My favourite kind of sorcery - lesbomancy"
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#805 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:26 PM

Got the daedric quests finished, finished all the achievements and there is still so much to do!
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#806 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:26 PM

Install Skyrim yesterday......goodbye everybody.

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#807 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:39 PM

View PostBubba, on 09 December 2011 - 10:26 PM, said:

Install Skyrim yesterday......goodbye everybody.


See you in about 2 weeks, sir!
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#808 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:40 AM

My first time playing last night, started at 19:45 and I only intended to have a quick play to see what the game was like... decided to go explore rather than getting on with the story and found a random dungeon, Black Falls Barrow! After working my way through there I was hooked... 03:10 I had to drag myself away! Goodbye life...

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#809 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:37 AM

My Orc is leveling so fast I can't keep up. He's a heavy armour, shield and axe wielding young man who've just left his stronghold for the first time. He'll only wear equipment he has forged himself (foreign made weaponry and apparel is known to be inferior, it is known), only drink and eat things he's made himself (his uncle once got poisoned eating lowlander food) and has a hard time trusting anyone who's not another orc.

I'm playing on master and I can just look at the entrance to a dungeon and jump a level.

With the mage I pretty much only gained skill points in battle through destruction and the occasional alteration. With Icarium (I'm great at original names!) I gain points through 5 skills in combat (1 hand, heavy armour, block, archery, restoration), not to mention all the smithing, enchanting and alchemy I need to do to stay alive.

I walked from Whiterun to the Greybeards, and from there on to Riften. By the time I reached Riften I was lvl 20.
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#810 User is offline   Fist Gamet 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:40 PM

Man I am getting tired of fighting dragons in the dark! Three times now they have turned up over Dawnstar!
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#811 User is offline   Fist Gamet 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:01 PM

Oh, and the girl singing The Dragonborn Comes is brilliant! What a legend
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#812 User is offline   Dolorous Menhir 

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:03 PM

Only been playing for a short time. Exited a dungeon to discover a night-time vista of cloud-wreathed mountains, stars framed by aurora borealis and fireflies among the bushes.

Stunning.
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 02:26 AM

Weapons are for pussies. Be a dentist's worst nightmare, be a badass Viking.


#814 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 04:25 AM

Oops sorry bout the neg rep GF, I'm doin this from my wife's small phone with my fat fingers. I'll getcha back.

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#815 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 06:12 AM

It doesn't by default, sadly (you can rename enchanted items to whatever you want) but that heavy armour perk lets you punch all the dragons you want to death. It's one of those ingame milestones everyone should do.

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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 11 December 2011 - 06:48 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#816 User is offline   Dolorous Menhir 

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 11:55 PM

Just beat some guy at a drinking contest. Screen faded to black and woke up in a trashed temple at the other end of the map. Classic.
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#817 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 06:53 AM

Dolorous Menhir said:

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Just beat some guy at a drinking contest. Screen faded to black and woke up in a trashed temple at the other end of the map. Classic.


That's an awesome quest. Reminded me of The Hangover.

btw, why did I fast travel to Solitude and there's a dead frost dragon laying upside down in the middle of the street? Good times.
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#818 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 05:55 PM

I always seem to get hit by dragons when I'm on my way home with a load of heavy stash after clearing a dungeon or two. So I kill the dragon, and end up with a load of heavy dragon bones I can't carry. If I leave the bones, the dragon disappears when I return - so instead I find myself horribly overloaded, which is a total pain in the ass.

I should really stop going it alone all the time, and bring the horse, or wife or someone.



Now I just want to punch dragons to death...

This post has been edited by Traveller: 13 December 2011 - 08:59 PM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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#819 User is offline   POOPOO MCBUMFACE 

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 02:47 AM

I got so bored with dragons attacking me every time I fast travelled to Hogwarts that I formed them into a giant penis shape in the landscape below. It was painstaking. I would have taken a screenshot, but, er, they then all floated into space.
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#820 User is offline   Lucifer's Heaven 

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 04:35 AM

I was wondering how long till someone did this :p
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