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Limericks For a laugh, or not

#1 waydoug

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:44 PM

How's this for a quick limerick?

I stood in the shadow of MoonSpawn
On my head is where Crone shit upon
Through my feces disguise,
my wondrous eyes
Saw Korlat with no clothes on.

It could be funnier but, it'll do for a start.

#2 Assail

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:19 PM

waydoug, on Apr 18 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

Lmao I love it.

I still heart Goodkind.

#3 Grimjust Bearegular

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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:35 PM

That's an awesome limerick!

Moar!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#4 waydoug

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 09:59 PM

Here's my (I think) funniest one, it's not about SE's books though.

I, the Bard, tell tales with a twist

Of the sphinx and the Dragon who have never been kissed

Your ears will delight

As my tongue dances alight

And I become your cunning-linguist.