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Bacon Death Lance It melts steel!

#1 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:04 PM

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15/bb-vi...he-flaming.html


Awesome application of bacon. Also take note: Meat > Vegetarian


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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:25 PM

Awesome, but it seems like a bit of a waste of all that bacon...
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:34 PM

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:15 PM

Is there no limit to the miracle of bacon?
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 12:18 AM

One blow from my Cauliflower Wand and that greasy piece of crap will fly apart...fight the system!
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:48 AM

I want one of these! I think the bacon lance shuld be adopted as the official weapon of the Abyssmal Army, I'll have to talk to Abyss about it! ;)

I love how prosciutto is described as an engineering grade of bacon!

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 05:28 AM

 teholbeddict, on Apr 18 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

I want one of these! I think the bacon lance shuld be adopted as the official weapon of the Abyssmal Army, I'll have to talk to Abyss about it! ;)

I love how prosciutto is described as an engineering grade of bacon!


What makes it a engineering grade of bacon? I mean, I don't think I've ever eaten prosciutto, whats different about it?
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 05:50 AM

 Assail, on Apr 19 2009, 07:28 AM, said:

 teholbeddict, on Apr 18 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

I want one of these! I think the bacon lance shuld be adopted as the official weapon of the Abyssmal Army, I'll have to talk to Abyss about it! ;)

I love how prosciutto is described as an engineering grade of bacon!


What makes it a engineering grade of bacon? I mean, I don't think I've ever eaten prosciutto, whats different about it?


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Posted 19 April 2009 - 05:54 AM

 Assail, on Apr 19 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

 teholbeddict, on Apr 18 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

I want one of these! I think the bacon lance shuld be adopted as the official weapon of the Abyssmal Army, I'll have to talk to Abyss about it! ;)

I love how prosciutto is described as an engineering grade of bacon!


What makes it a engineering grade of bacon? I mean, I don't think I've ever eaten prosciutto, whats different about it?



Um according to the video ordinary bacon doesn't have the structural integrity needed! :p I never thought I'd hear those words in association with bacon!

You should try prosciutto by the way, it's fantastic!
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 08:12 AM

I looked up prosciutto on the internetz...they look like skin flakes! Urrrgh.

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Suck it Errant!


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