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#1 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:49 AM

Topic title says it all. Post them here with pics if you can.

I'm on a gondola going down the Grand Canal in lovely Venice.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:57 AM

Sexpo...

i think pics would be...erm...inappropriate.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:06 AM

This thread is just sad...
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:36 AM

He's just rubbing it in that he is in Venice.

I bet I have posted from the largest variety of Best Western hotel rooms in the USA!
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:03 PM

I could have posted from germany last weekend....but I didn't cos I was too busy getting laid. Speaking of which, aren't you meant to be on your honeymoon ya loser?!! Stop posting and go get some!
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:14 PM

I posted while I was in Trinidad for Carnival earlier this year. I even posted a few pics at the time in the trickster.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:21 PM

View PostCougar, on Apr 17 2009, 06:49 AM, said:

I'm on a gondola going down the Grand Canal in lovely Venice.


And you're posting on the forum?
I'd be worried of dropping my handheld into those fetid canal waters. Which you'll have trouble replacing since you've just been scammed out of money like the ignorant foreigner you are.

View PostMenandore, on Apr 17 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

Speaking of which, aren't you meant to be on your honeymoon ya loser?!! Stop posting and go get some!


So not only is he posting on the net after getting scammed on a gondola ride, but he's on his Honeymoon and not getting laid?

Shit man, this is sad.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:32 PM

From my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, the heat from the laptops exhaust mixing with the fumes from the by product of yesterdays drunken festivities...
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:15 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Apr 17 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

So not only is he posting on the net after getting scammed on a gondola ride, but he's on his Honeymoon and not getting laid?


Have you ever tried to get laid in a gondola in the middle of the day in Venice? It might be tricky!
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:17 PM

At the very least he could be making out with his blushing bride, and that way he can get the foreplay done before getting to the hotel room.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:47 PM

From:
Iraq
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Germany
Kuwait

possibly Ireland, and England I cant remember...

Colorado
Texas


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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:53 PM

Right now I'm posting from Stansted airport. My flight is delayed and I'm stuck here till 10pm :D I is not happy. Not happy. Just bored. Really really really bored...
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:03 PM

My toilet, pictures would be inappropriate
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:17 PM

Im appalled that Jim got married and I wasnt invited to the wedding. Or at least informed of the date the wedding was on, so I could have conformed to stereotype and robbed him while he was getting hitched.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:47 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Apr 17 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

And you're posting on the forum?
I'd be worried of dropping my handheld into those fetid canal waters. Which you'll have trouble replacing since you've just been scammed out of money like the ignorant foreigner you are.


Hardy har, does anyone go to Venice not expecting to have to pay an exorbitant rate for everything? there are plenty of ignorant Italians stumping up too. If I wandered around the world worrying about how much stuff cost I think I'd probably be as unhappy as Darkwatch sounds. Maybe I could sit on the banks of the Grand Canal counting my money and wondering why I bothered coming to Venice.

I suppose it's a good thing I'm loaded and happy. Anywho I'm back in the UK now having flown back in.

I wouldn't fancy trying to get my rocks off in a gondola either. I love how you all think that honeymoons are about non-stop sex, consider the practicalities of this, consider that we lived together for 2 years before getting hitched and also consider that if it had been about non-stop sex I wouldn't be gunning away €60 to do it in a fetid lagoon with some leering Italian watching me!

Toby I was going to invite you but then I realised that on that principle I'd have to invite Brood, Tiste and Mezla as well and frankly, nobody wants that on their conscience. It's a shame, i was hoping to get you to run in barefooted with the rings on a silk pillow. Although in all honestey you'd have had them away with a cheeky wink.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:53 PM

Aren't you supposed to have posted pictures?

You and the new wifey riding a tiny stick of wood on a fetid stream? Sad thing is, women love that stuff!!!!

Gratz on getting married and having a good honeymoon, anyway.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:03 PM

View PostObdigore, on Apr 17 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

Aren't you supposed to have posted pictures?

You and the new wifey riding a tiny stick of wood on a fetid stream? Sad thing is, women love that stuff!!!!

Gratz on getting married and having a good honeymoon, anyway.


Pics will follow as soon as unpack, and thanks very much for the congrats'
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 01:16 AM

Huge congrats dude. And what the hell were you doing posting to a geeky internetz forum whilst you're on your honeymoon? I mean, that's just wrong...

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:37 AM

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:31 PM

I once posted from an electronics shop in Beijing...
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