[Thelomen Toblerone]

Settled down for a nice fry up, and what did I find?

The prized piece of the set-up, the vaunted Danish Bacon, laying limply on the plate, a sorry shadow of it's former self.

The price was the same, the packet the same, but the bacon so expertly crafted from Danish pigs was patently not.

Thinner than normal, lacking it's succulent substance previously so glorified. A sign of hard times falling on the pigs, denied their hearty rations and forcing their sweet juicy flesh to become stringy and listless?

Saltier by far, overpowering the delicious meaty taste, and perhap a fiendish attempt to mask an inferior output?

It seems the credit crunch has hit Denmark hard, if even their trademark export has been skimped on, reduced to a withered husk of its former self. I envision pens of shockingly underfed pigs, able to rotate a full 360 degrees in their enclosures, even able to support their own weight with their legs.

Disgusting. A sickening thought. That's not how pigs are supposed to be, certainly not pigs for the making of deliciously danish bacon. We want those pigs so ridiculously overfed it borders on abuse, making their sweet sweet flesh a proud modern symbol of a viking nation, resplendent in it's barbaric glory and pride.

Get it together, Denmark. Sort youserlves out, buck your ideas up. Do better.

The rest of the world is counting on you.

Set us an example, lead us through these hard times, and make your country great again.

[Procyon]

Can you wait a bit? We need to get rid of our new prime minister

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Oh dear...Hurricane Apt will be most unamused. What with his nationality and love of fine meats, this is a powder keg!

I say we start the DPPT-Danish Pigs are People Too.

[Grimjust Bearegular]

I say we start a Feed the Pigs-foundation....Come on, empty your pockets now. We must feed the pigs. The pigs are starving!

[Mushroom]

As long as the Turduckens don't become too expensive I am a happy man!

[Coco with marshmallows]

their screwing with the bacon?

STORM THE PARLIAMENT!

[Aptorian]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 6 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

Settled down for a nice fry up, and what did I find?

The prized piece of the set-up, the vaunted Danish Bacon, laying limply on the plate, a sorry shadow of it's former self.

The price was the same, the packet the same, but the bacon so expertly crafted from Danish pigs was patently not.

Thinner than normal, lacking it's succulent substance previously so glorified. A sign of hard times falling on the pigs, denied their hearty rations and forcing their sweet juicy flesh to become stringy and listless?

Saltier by far, overpowering the delicious meaty taste, and perhap a fiendish attempt to mask an inferior output?

It seems the credit crunch has hit Denmark hard, if even their trademark export has been skimped on, reduced to a withered husk of its former self. I envision pens of shockingly underfed pigs, able to rotate a full 360 degrees in their enclosures, even able to support their own weight with their legs.

Disgusting. A sickening thought. That's not how pigs are supposed to be, certainly not pigs for the making of deliciously danish bacon. We want those pigs so ridiculously overfed it borders on abuse, making their sweet sweet flesh a proud modern symbol of a viking nation, resplendent in it's barbaric glory and pride.

Get it together, Denmark. Sort youserlves out, buck your ideas up. Do better.

The rest of the world is counting on you.

Set us an example, lead us through these hard times, and make your country great again.

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Number of downloads: 7

[masan's saddle]

Aptorian, on Apr 6 2009, 07:35 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on Apr 6 2009, 01:57 PM, said:

Settled down for a nice fry up, and what did I find?

The prized piece of the set-up, the vaunted Danish Bacon, laying limply on the plate, a sorry shadow of it's former self.

The price was the same, the packet the same, but the bacon so expertly crafted from Danish pigs was patently not.

Thinner than normal, lacking it's succulent substance previously so glorified. A sign of hard times falling on the pigs, denied their hearty rations and forcing their sweet juicy flesh to become stringy and listless?

Saltier by far, overpowering the delicious meaty taste, and perhap a fiendish attempt to mask an inferior output?

It seems the credit crunch has hit Denmark hard, if even their trademark export has been skimped on, reduced to a withered husk of its former self. I envision pens of shockingly underfed pigs, able to rotate a full 360 degrees in their enclosures, even able to support their own weight with their legs.

Disgusting. A sickening thought. That's not how pigs are supposed to be, certainly not pigs for the making of deliciously danish bacon. We want those pigs so ridiculously overfed it borders on abuse, making their sweet sweet flesh a proud modern symbol of a viking nation, resplendent in it's barbaric glory and pride.

Get it together, Denmark. Sort youserlves out, buck your ideas up. Do better.

The rest of the world is counting on you.

Set us an example, lead us through these hard times, and make your country great again.

 1238603657526.gif (197.89K)
Number of downloads: 7

You already are with your substandard pig products, salty, watered down bacon plays murder with your ringpiece !

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Oh Apt, I know you're angry. I share your emotions. This situation isn't good for anyone.

But it's just something we're just going to have to accept, painful as it is, and react accordingly.

And, as a Dane, the pressure falls on you to act responsibly, for the good of all bacon lovers.

Danepak wants YOU