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#41 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:54 AM

View PostStudious Lock, on 17 April 2012 - 05:51 AM, said:

lol what a joke ....


Is it about poop? According to captain spam-bot it can't be a joke unless it involves poop...
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#42 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:15 AM

This is great.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:41 AM

View PostTerez, on 17 April 2012 - 06:15 AM, said:

This is great.


Seconded. What a randomly awesome way to start the day! I'm repping this guy.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:51 AM

View Postgmason007, on 17 April 2012 - 05:24 AM, said:

Oh I have a sense of humor. It just doesn't find illy all that humorous that's all. Tell me a poop joke and my inner ten year old will giggle all day long. That being said thank you for the welcome!

Illy is the funniest guy on the internet. Some people just like to whine because others are funnier than they are. Though constant whining does have its own twisted charm.

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Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, Iím not talking about Donald Trump. Iím talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:51 AM

gmason sounds like a current member to me, imho. Which one of you is doubling up on screen names? (wait wait.... stupid question, nm)
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:24 PM

Losing out to poop jokes, however will I live with myself.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:43 PM

I took the poop joke comment to be a joke in of itself. Guess my sense of humour is a little off as well XD

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 02:51 PM

Illy's brand of humour takes a little getting used to...but even I wouldn't say poop jokes are funnier.

LOL, and Apt the quadruple post comment was funny. I LOLed.

Also, yeah, what an odd post to resurrect. So random.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 17 April 2012 - 02:51 PM

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:52 PM

WTF just happened? I looked away for 10 minutes and the forum takes a totally different direction! I'm leaving and never coming back!

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