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You are banned April Fool's!

#1 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:27 PM

So it is now April 1st, aka "April Fool's" in many countries, in some timezones. Relate any great April Fool's shenanigans you do or experience.

From the looks of it, 4chan is banning everybody for at least a day, so Apt and such's frantic insanity should peak quite nicely...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#2 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:33 PM

you idiot d'rek.
i was just about to post my happy new year thread.
Way to RUIN the real new year for us all.
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#3 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:37 PM

So, apt is banned form 4chan?

If I silenced him for a day, what do you think happen?

I'm gonna go with implosion.

That, or he would invade some poor other site, and fill it with nonsensical ravings.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#4 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:38 PM

April fools is tommorow for me.

And i've got a violin exam, so doubt much'll be happening.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#5 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:40 PM

Time travel!
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#6 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:41 PM

You already said that tommorow!

Wait...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#7 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:47 PM

What is so good about 4chan but the boobs and occasionally funny material in /b/?
I still heart Goodkind.
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#8 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:52 PM

I think apt usually frequents /b/, from what I gather.

Don't use 4chan myself.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#9 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:54 PM

View PostGrief, on Mar 31 2009, 03:52 PM, said:

I think apt usually frequents /b/, from what I gather.

Don't use 4chan myself.


Apt and a billion other people. I check it when I'm feeling especially bored and nothing's going on here, which is roughly once every couple months. Thought I'd check it today to see if anything cool was happening for April Fool's and lo-and-behold, huzzah! Just means that the million users of 4chan are now going to flood other places and there might be trouble-on-the-interwebs...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#10 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:55 PM

An army of 4chan, invading everywhere, leaving nothing in their wake.

The horror!

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#11 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 04:10 AM

What ever you say was happening on 4chan is gone. Or not obvious. No problem accessing various boards or posting. FAIL D'rek.
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#12 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 04:54 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 31 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

What ever you say was happening on 4chan is gone. Or not obvious. No problem accessing various boards or posting. FAIL D'rek.


You fail! For posting on 4chan!
I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 12:23 PM

http://www.economist.com/world/britain/dis...ory_id=13395767
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#14 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 01:04 PM

Youtube and Google's ones were boring.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 01:28 PM

Not a bad effort from BMW....

http://bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156_...1251681,00.html
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 01:43 PM

Germans cant joke!
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 03:51 PM

One of my friends sent me a text message telling me that university cafes were no longer allowed to recieve deliveries from Carlsberg because the cafe's are an unfair competitor to the resturant business.

I was angry for about 5 minutes untill I realised who had just sent me that message.

Also we played a trick on the boss at the supermarket, we waited untill she called to get an update, and then told her that two of the managers hadn't showed up that morning and we didn't know where they were. Of course they were sitting in the office listening in. Our boss got EXTREMELY pissed off, and immediatly after hanging up one of the managers phones started buzzing. When she took it we all shouted "APRILS FOOLS", it wasn't much of a prank but it gave us a good chuckle that made the rest of the day fun.
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#18 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 06:14 PM

Please tell me someone watched The Price is Right today. Classic.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 06:23 PM

Zero Punctuations "sort of" April Fools review.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...n/645-Halo-Wars

Check out the Pony Jam add, it made me laugh.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 06:33 PM

View PostD'rek, on Mar 31 2009, 10:27 PM, said:

So it is now April 1st, aka "April Fool's" in many countries, in some timezones. Relate any great April Fool's shenanigans you do or experience.

From the looks of it, 4chan is banning everybody for at least a day, so Apt and such's frantic insanity should peak quite nicely...


Okay now there certainly is weird things happening on /b/. The font has been changed and there's a ton of gay porn being posted. And there was a gay porn combo pinned at the top of the thread but it came down again. Also the threads are weird, but I can't quite determine what they're doing.
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