Name 5 malazan characters you think will survive it all. Speculation.
#1
Posted 28 March 2009 - 04:46 PM
So, as the topic says, name 5 characters from the Malazan Empire that you think will outlive the series. Of course you may choose Shadowthrone and Cotillion, but that's weak
1. Fiddler
2. Bottle
3. Quick Ben
4. Kalam
5. Tavore
I can actually picture Quick Ben making some ultimate sacrifice to save a bunch of Malazans which'll cost him his life, but I think I keep him as a "survivor" because of his awesomness.
1. Fiddler
2. Bottle
3. Quick Ben
4. Kalam
5. Tavore
I can actually picture Quick Ben making some ultimate sacrifice to save a bunch of Malazans which'll cost him his life, but I think I keep him as a "survivor" because of his awesomness.
#2
Posted 28 March 2009 - 04:57 PM
1 Captain Kindly
2. Corabb
3. Hellian
4. Shadowthrone
5. Kruppe
2. Corabb
3. Hellian
4. Shadowthrone
5. Kruppe
The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
#3
Posted 28 March 2009 - 05:18 PM
Aragan is the top of every list. Braven Tooth, Picker, Blend, and probably Toc's latest form but more likely Limp.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#4
Posted 28 March 2009 - 05:20 PM
All of the unkillable elemental forces
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#5
Posted 28 March 2009 - 05:26 PM
Malazan EMPIRE, you tit. Not series characters, actual Malazans. Oh, that artist with the frog is replacing Limp in my list. I'd edit it myself, but I've forgotten his name. Ormunglum?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#6
Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:12 PM
Illuyankas, on Mar 28 2009, 01:26 PM, said:
Malazan EMPIRE, you tit. Not series characters, actual Malazans. Oh, that artist with the frog is replacing Limp in my list. I'd edit it myself, but I've forgotten his name. Ormunglum?
Ormulogen is the toad critic (I was going to pick that as a username when I joined the boards, but forgot the name and picked "amphibian"). I do not remember the artist's name.
Okay, we know that Fisher, Grub, Nil, Nether and presumably Duiker all survive.
1) The Crippled God (yep, I do not think he dies in the end)
2) Jumpy (successor to Fiddler?)
3) Greymane (will always be around as the oddball Fist)
4) Apsalar (possibly replaces Cotillion?)
5) Tayschrenn (I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE in his getting out of the rent and becoming a major player again)
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#7
Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:51 PM
So when does the CG join the Malazan Empire?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#8
Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:00 PM
Ormulogun is the artist. Gumble is the critic.
1. Fiddler (please please please)
2. Corporal Tarr. He'll just stand behind his shield when everything blows up around him.
3. Quick. Though I hope not.
4. Lostara Yil, or at least I hope so.
5. Gesler. He has to live. He's great.
1. Fiddler (please please please)
2. Corporal Tarr. He'll just stand behind his shield when everything blows up around him.
3. Quick. Though I hope not.
4. Lostara Yil, or at least I hope so.
5. Gesler. He has to live. He's great.
Avoid being seen as racist by saying, "I'm not a racist, but ..." prior to making a racist comment.
#9
Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:40 PM
Hellian
Skulldeath
Coltaine
Paran
Urko Crust
Skulldeath
Coltaine
Paran
Urko Crust
#10
Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:58 PM
Illuyankas, on Mar 28 2009, 02:51 PM, said:
So when does the CG join the Malazan Empire?
Gods are pan-geopolitical.
And Lister of Smeg is right: Ormulogen is the artist and Gumble is the critic. I wish it was the other way around though.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#11
Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:14 AM
corab
blend
fid
helian
urb
blend
fid
helian
urb
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#12
Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:16 AM
Just 2
1. Duiker
2. Bent
1. Duiker
2. Bent
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#13
Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:38 AM
what about Roach?
#14
Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:58 AM
Fid
Paran
Apsalar
Hellian
Masan
Paran
Apsalar
Hellian
Masan
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#15
Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:17 AM
#16
Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:31 AM
lol
fine
exchange Coltaine for Masan Gilani,
fine
exchange Coltaine for Masan Gilani,
#18
Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:57 PM
Grub.....
This post has been edited by BeLeG: 29 March 2009 - 05:58 PM
#19
Posted 29 March 2009 - 06:16 PM
Grub
Stormy
Hedge
Apsalar
Tay
Stormy
Hedge
Apsalar
Tay
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#20
Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:45 AM
Don't think Apsalar and the Bridgeburners count. They can't really die!
For me:
Iskaral Pust's mule.
Corabb Bhilan Thenu'alas.
Temper.
Onrack and Trull.
For me:
Iskaral Pust's mule.
Corabb Bhilan Thenu'alas.
Temper.
Onrack and Trull.