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Pinochio Paradox The Nose Knows
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:42 PM
*brain explodes*
(although I did think the thread title was "Pistachio Paradox" so was even more confused at first).
(although I did think the thread title was "Pistachio Paradox" so was even more confused at first).
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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dktorode
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:43 PM
His nose will still grow...because his initial statement was a lie. The fact that it turns out to be the truth later on is irrelevant to the way the magic works 
Heheh
Its a perfect paradox actually.
His head will most likely just implode, as if he just divided by zero.
Heheh
Its a perfect paradox actually.
His head will most likely just implode, as if he just divided by zero.
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:58 PM
Ouch.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 02:34 PM
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
The previous statement is false.
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 06:50 PM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:08 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 09:37 PM
Weegeeio?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:21 AM
I think time and space just exploded in my house. Thanks a bunch Apt.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 05:01 AM
yes but hoe iz phone?
oh oh
and I for one Welcome our basketball playing, nose enlarging, sexual deviant overlords...
wait
oh oh
and I for one Welcome our basketball playing, nose enlarging, sexual deviant overlords...
wait
This post has been edited by Zanth13: 25 March 2009 - 05:05 AM
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 04:59 PM
If i ever get around to writing a sci-fi story, i'm totally calling one the characters 'Pinochio Paradox'.
- Abyss, won't refer to him by his initials...
- Abyss, won't refer to him by his initials...
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