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Malazan Jeopardy! With Aptorian Trebek.

#21 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:09 PM

Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 09:06 PM, said:

Aptorian Trebek takes a break to have a good belly laugh at the antics of the drunk contestant dressed as an angry chicken

I don't schee a chicken, I schee a dapper dischtinguished gentlemen. Allow me to tell you a joke, Trebek.

A man walks into a bar with an aptorian demon. I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore! Hah, ha ha ha!

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#22 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:09 PM

stop whining...I at least got the answer...and it got robbed by that european! more questions please

souls are for wimps

#23 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:11 PM

please, you honestly think I didn't know it was Bubba?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#24 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:12 PM

dont care...you stole it by that thing called sucking up to the rules...

souls are for wimps

#25 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:13 PM

Jeopardy:
Play it right, or don't play it at all.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#26 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:14 PM

sorry...gotta bugger off...who wants my spot?

souls are for wimps

#27 Aptorian

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:15 PM

Mentalist, on Mar 21 2009, 10:06 PM, said:

Who is Hume?

Correct! Mentalist is now leading this competition with 300 points!

I am going to have to ask the agitated Cylon to keep it down and ask the scottish chicken to stop hitting on the host, it is unbecomming of a knight of the brittish commonwealth!

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#28 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:16 PM

What is "The Pride and Pisshead Inn?"

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#29 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:16 PM

What is The Pride and Pisshead Inn?

EDIT - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ment

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 21 March 2009 - 09:17 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#30 Aptorian

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:18 PM

Nice try Mezla Pigdog but it seems our leader Mentalist has decided to completely dominate this compitition!

400 points to Mentalist!

#31 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:18 PM

Just advance Ment to the tournament of champions already.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#32 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 09:19 PM

Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 09:15 PM, said:

I am going to have to ask the agitated Cylon to keep it down and ask the scottish chicken to stop hitting on the host, it is unbecomming of a knight of the brittish commonwealth!

Jealous of what your mother's getting, you poxy fairy boy?