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#61 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:05 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 07:29 AM, said:

I'm mainly looking at Darkwatch here! Is it just me that finds him strangely mysterious?


I know! He's either a super-ninja-spy with battle armour and a trained monkey or he's an accountant.

Here's an idea-tell us the most exciting thing that ever happened to you, Darky.
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#62 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:07 AM

Or he works in a pharmacy with super annoying whiner girl that he can't stand.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:49 AM

Who may or may not be fuckable...
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#64 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:52 AM

Valid point. However, that would transform sex to hate sex, which always makes things interesting.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:00 PM

DW is funny, but keeps threatening to shoot me, luckily he hasn't done so. If you want the lowdown on the enigma that is DW plough through the trickster as there is a wealth of DW in there as it is his baby.

Btw he doesn't frighten me :X
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:18 PM

Only a fool doesn't fear the sea... wait, wrong reference.
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#67 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:06 PM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Mar 21 2009, 03:05 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 07:29 AM, said:

I'm mainly looking at Darkwatch here! Is it just me that finds him strangely mysterious?

Here's an idea-tell us the most exciting thing that ever happened to you, Darky.


Doing the luge was pretty exciting.
And there's something about avoiding popos that always had it's charm back in the day.
Also doing hit and runs with the potato cannon was awesome.

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 21 2009, 03:07 AM, said:

Or he works in a pharmacy with super annoying whiner girl that he can't stand.


That is one aspect of my life yes.

View PostAptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 03:49 AM, said:

Who may or may not be fuckable...


The latter.

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 21 2009, 03:52 AM, said:

Valid point. However, that would transform sex to hate sex, which always makes things interesting.


I'm going to make a pact with you guys, like I did with my friends years ago (at that time it was if any one of us became emo then the others would beat that person up).
If I ever fall so low as to actually try and get it on with that girl, I want one of you to come kill me if I don't do it myself out of sheer disgust.
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#68 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:28 PM

Just tell us where you live DW so we can come and kill you. :X
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#69 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:29 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Mar 21 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

I'm going to make a pact with you guys, like I did with my friends years ago (at that time it was if any one of us became emo then the others would beat that person up).
If I ever fall so low as to actually try and get it on with that girl, I want one of you to come kill me if I don't do it myself out of sheer disgust.


Well, I was planning on killing you anyway, after keeping you in my stalkers dungeon for a while. I suppose I could alter my plans but it's damned inconvenient.

Is it getting creepy yet?
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:35 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on Mar 21 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

I'm going to make a pact with you guys, like I did with my friends years ago (at that time it was if any one of us became emo then the others would beat that person up).
If I ever fall so low as to actually try and get it on with that girl, I want one of you to come kill me if I don't do it myself out of sheer disgust.


Well, I was planning on killing you anyway, after keeping you in my stalkers dungeon for a while. I suppose I could alter my plans but it's damned inconvenient.

Is it getting creepy turning you on yet?


Fixed that for you.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 05:11 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 20 2009, 09:41 PM, said:

I often confuse Darkwatch and Sombra and now you know.

I usually am able to tell the difference because Sombra is the only other member who has the veteran rights to use the patented Abyss sign off trademark.

Technically, it's Abyss using the patented Sombra sign off trademark. Also wearing a bra on your head is a sign of maturity.

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:06 PM

any particular way u'd like us to kill you dw?
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:31 PM

Death by Snu-snu!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:20 PM

eh?!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:07 PM

do they not have Futurama in Wales?

if so, you disgust me, :X
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:10 PM

ah now i get it!profound apologies! consumed far too much wine tonight
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:16 PM

Gawd thats funny stuff.

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 05:01 AM

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the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and flabby!

i've got a sexy disease, what do i call it kif?

uuuuhhhf... sexlexia.

leela does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? i ask because a friend of mine...

thought i'd just toss some awesome zapp quotes out there
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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:12 AM

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING, BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED

if you're gonna quote it, do it right, dammit! :X
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:39 AM

I'm with Mezla on this, Darkwatch is an odd character. I think I've said it somewhere else, but I'm continuously surprised by his join date. The bugger is near as old as me on these boards. And a lot more active at that.
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