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#61 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:05 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 07:29 AM, said:

I'm mainly looking at Darkwatch here! Is it just me that finds him strangely mysterious?

I know! He's either a super-ninja-spy with battle armour and a trained monkey or he's an accountant.

Here's an idea-tell us the most exciting thing that ever happened to you, Darky.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#62 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:07 AM

Or he works in a pharmacy with super annoying whiner girl that he can't stand.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#63 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:49 AM

Who may or may not be fuckable...

#64 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:52 AM

Valid point. However, that would transform sex to hate sex, which always makes things interesting.

#65 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:00 PM

DW is funny, but keeps threatening to shoot me, luckily he hasn't done so. If you want the lowdown on the enigma that is DW plough through the trickster as there is a wealth of DW in there as it is his baby.

Btw he doesn't frighten me

souls are for wimps

#66 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:18 PM

Only a fool doesn't fear the sea... wait, wrong reference.

#67 Darkwatch

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:06 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Mar 21 2009, 03:05 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 07:29 AM, said:

I'm mainly looking at Darkwatch here! Is it just me that finds him strangely mysterious?

Here's an idea-tell us the most exciting thing that ever happened to you, Darky.

Doing the luge was pretty exciting.
And there's something about avoiding popos that always had it's charm back in the day.
Also doing hit and runs with the potato cannon was awesome.

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 21 2009, 03:07 AM, said:

Or he works in a pharmacy with super annoying whiner girl that he can't stand.

That is one aspect of my life yes.

Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 03:49 AM, said:

Who may or may not be fuckable...

The latter.

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 21 2009, 03:52 AM, said:

Valid point. However, that would transform sex to hate sex, which always makes things interesting.

I'm going to make a pact with you guys, like I did with my friends years ago (at that time it was if any one of us became emo then the others would beat that person up).
If I ever fall so low as to actually try and get it on with that girl, I want one of you to come kill me if I don't do it myself out of sheer disgust.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#68 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:28 PM

Just tell us where you live DW so we can come and kill you.

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#69 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:29 PM

Darkwatch, on Mar 21 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

Well, I was planning on killing you anyway, after keeping you in my stalkers dungeon for a while. I suppose I could alter my plans but it's damned inconvenient.

Is it getting creepy yet?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#70 Aptorian

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:35 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Mar 21 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

Well, I was planning on killing you anyway, after keeping you in my stalkers dungeon for a while. I suppose I could alter my plans but it's damned inconvenient.

Is it ~~getting creepy~~ turning you on yet?

Fixed that for you.

#71 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 21 March 2009 - 05:11 PM

Aptorian, on Mar 20 2009, 09:41 PM, said:

I often confuse Darkwatch and Sombra and now you know.

I usually am able to tell the difference because Sombra is the only other member who has the veteran rights to use the patented Abyss sign off trademark.

Technically, it's Abyss using the patented Sombra sign off trademark. Also wearing a bra on your head is a sign of maturity.

@Mez: Wear the lab coat.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#72 Stradivarius

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:06 PM

any particular way u'd like us to kill you dw?

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#73 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 08:31 PM

Death by Snu-snu!

#74 Stradivarius

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 10:20 PM

eh?!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#75 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:07 PM

do they not have Futurama in Wales?

if so, you disgust me,

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#76 Stradivarius

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:10 PM

ah now i get it!profound apologies! consumed far too much wine tonight

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#77 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:16 PM

Gawd thats funny stuff.

Posted Image

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#78 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 05:01 AM

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and flabby!

i've got a sexy disease, what do i call it kif?

uuuuhhhf... sexlexia.

leela does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? i ask because a friend of mine...

thought i'd just toss some awesome zapp quotes out there

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

#79 Mentalist

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:12 AM

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING, BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED

if you're gonna quote it, do it right, dammit!

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#80 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 09:39 AM

I'm with Mezla on this, Darkwatch is an odd character. I think I've said it somewhere else, but I'm continuously surprised by his join date. The bugger is near as old as me on these boards. And a lot more active at that.

Legalise drugs! And murder!