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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#921 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on May 4 2009, 02:12 PM, said:

Hold on, you've got to get the stripper to wear the vest too...That'll be awesome!


Is this.... safe? :p
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Posted 04 May 2009 - 09:45 PM

Why not? I bet they'll love to wear it...If you can get a pair of stripper tiities in the vest, you rule...forever, I mean it!
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Posted 05 May 2009 - 07:12 AM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on May 4 2009, 10:51 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on May 4 2009, 06:31 AM, said:

Fingers crossed.

Wait, do they even allow cameras in strip clubs?


The one I went to they did. Mind you, this was in Geelong, the regional butthole of Oz (even if we do have a great football team), so it's really not all that informative.

MTS, went to a strip club for my 18th birthday. One of my seedier moments as a newly-blooded adult male. Good memories...some bad though. A stripper vomited on a guy she was giving a lapdance to. Then sidled over to us. It was hilarious at first, but needless to say we skedaddled after that.


Oh god! Remind me to steer clear of wherever you went!

I dare you to go back there.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 08:58 PM

So then I'm gone for a week and my landlord hadn't mentionned any post on my return.
Well she called about a half hour ago.
Guess what has arrived?

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:01 PM

Yay! The vest hsa finally arrived! I was beginning to worry it would never get there! So when can we expect to see you and the mannequin DW????
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:02 PM

This weekend I'll be going home for a family function.
Though the weekend after will see the DW mannequin tag team even if I'm working.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:03 PM

"Nothing's going to stop us now!"
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:06 PM

I was thinking more "Don't stop me now" by Queen.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:07 PM

Well, I figured the theme song to "Mannequin" was fairly fitting.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:11 PM

I have the intention of asking the DJ's to play that song at the bar in honour of our guest.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

Lovely. I imagine that she's going to get hit on by some drunkard whose vision is gone. You must protect her... virtue.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:16 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 11 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Lovely. I imagine that she's going to get hit on by some drunkard whose vision is gone. You must protect her... virtue.


Well If I get my way the mannequin will be male in appearance.
Still may have to protect his virtue depending on which bars I hit, there's one gay bar I'm aware of in the city.

I was thinking of starting near my place, taking the bus into the dowtown then doing a pub crawl with the mannequin.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:21 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on May 11 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 11 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Lovely. I imagine that she's going to get hit on by some drunkard whose vision is gone. You must protect her... virtue.


Well If I get my way the mannequin will be male in appearance.
Still may have to protect his virtue depending on which bars I hit, there's one gay bar I'm aware of in the city.

I was thinking of starting near my place, taking the bus into the dowtown then doing a pub crawl with the mannequin.



This is too good! You are awesome DW! These may turn out to be the best pictures yet! You're taking this to a whole nother level my friend! :)
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:27 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on May 11 2009, 05:21 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on May 11 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 11 2009, 05:13 PM, said:

Lovely. I imagine that she's going to get hit on by some drunkard whose vision is gone. You must protect her... virtue.


Well If I get my way the mannequin will be male in appearance.
Still may have to protect his virtue depending on which bars I hit, there's one gay bar I'm aware of in the city.

I was thinking of starting near my place, taking the bus into the dowtown then doing a pub crawl with the mannequin.



This is too good! You are awesome DW! These may turn out to be the best pictures yet! You're taking this to a whole nother level my friend! :)


That is the idea. It will make up for the fact that I'm not wearing the shirt myself.
The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:47 PM

Yessssss!

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:27 PM

I love my new Mod powers!!!! MuuuHAAAAAAA the title has been altered!

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:33 PM

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I love my new Mod powers!!!! MuuuHAAAAAAA the title has been altered!



Well done bubbalicious! Very fitting title choice indeed! When did you get new mod powers by the way???? Are you a super mod now my dear?
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:02 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on May 12 2009, 06:58 AM, said:

So then I'm gone for a week and my landlord hadn't mentionned any post on my return.
Well she called about a half hour ago.
Guess what has arrived?

So that's what it looks like...

"cringes and scrapes"

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Alos, if you are gonna put the vest on a mannequin, a hat with a bell on it can work wonders. :)
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:08 PM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on May 5 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on May 4 2009, 10:51 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on May 4 2009, 06:31 AM, said:

Fingers crossed.

Wait, do they even allow cameras in strip clubs?


The one I went to they did. Mind you, this was in Geelong, the regional butthole of Oz (even if we do have a great football team), so it's really not all that informative.

MTS, went to a strip club for my 18th birthday. One of my seedier moments as a newly-blooded adult male. Good memories...some bad though. A stripper vomited on a guy she was giving a lapdance to. Then sidled over to us. It was hilarious at first, but needless to say we skedaddled after that.


Oh god! Remind me to steer clear of wherever you went!

I dare you to go back there.

No need to warn you, it'll probably be shut down by the time you're of age. :)

I have been back, although only because we were uproariously drunk and we were walking past it. We were only there for about 5 mins though. A scraggly old stripper came up with a cigarette and asked if us "fine young things" would like a dance. *shudders* Strip clubs are dirty, dirty places.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:09 PM

So...2 months, 47 pages, 937 posts in... Darkwatch is the, uhm, second person to recieve the shirt?

Good lord, the Crippled God will be out before it even crosses the pond.
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