[Assail]

HoosierDaddy, on Apr 20 2009, 08:23 PM, said:

This thread is disturbing right now.

We passed disturbing a while back when Rodeo told us about his friend telling him about getting drunk and his girl shaving his butthole LOL

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Uh...that wasn't me! It was my evil brother, um, Cecil. Bad Cecil!

"shoots Cecil"

Anyway....go Frook!

-AIJ, strokeless forevermore

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

[Darkwatch]

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

I will.

You'll probably be forced to stand in line in a cupcake shop between proceedures with the image of your father saying "no".
I imagine that would be quite crushing.

[Assail]

You guys should seriously attempt to get SE to wear this shiz. Don't you have the hook ups?

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:27 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

I will.

You'll probably be forced to stand in line in a cupcake shop between proceedures with the image of your father saying "no".
I imagine that would be quite crushing.

LMAO

[KalamMekhar]

Assail, on Apr 21 2009, 04:28 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:27 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

I will.

You'll probably be forced to stand in line in a cupcake shop between proceedures with the image of your father saying "no".
I imagine that would be quite crushing.

LMAO

second that

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:27 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

I will.

You'll probably be forced to stand in line in a cupcake shop between proceedures with the image of your father saying "no".
I imagine that would be quite crushing.

Yes it would be unbearable! No cupcakes plus my father actually refusing me something, it's almost too much! Perhaps he should re-think this whole breast cancer thing and just go with the blow up doll! Do we really want to suffer for all eternity for a pink vest? It would be damn funny though....oh screw it we're going to hell!

[Darkwatch]

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

You guys should seriously attempt to get SE to wear this shiz. Don't you have the hook ups?

I doubt it would work.

[teholbeddict]

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 10:28 PM, said:

You guys should seriously attempt to get SE to wear this shiz. Don't you have the hook ups?

We are looking into it, trying to have it happen at a book signing if we can. It would be awesome to have SE in the vest! That would seal the Epicness of this whole thing!

[Darkwatch]

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:30 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:27 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:23 PM, said:

teholbeddict, on Apr 20 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

@DW The breast cancer cover story most definitely will not work with the blow up doll, so if you still want to use that you def need to find a mannequin! Did I mention we're going to hell for the whole breast cancer cover story thing by the way?

Yeah, I know, we'll be sitting in dentists' chairs and Lucifer we'll make us read the news clipping and say: "That's why." Then he proceeds to perform an eternal root canal with no anesthetic.

Yes! At least we'll have each other for company! I wonder if we'll be forced to wear pink vests as part of our punishment!

I will.

You'll probably be forced to stand in line in a cupcake shop between proceedures with the image of your father saying "no".
I imagine that would be quite crushing.

Yes it would be unbearable! No cupcakes plus my father actually refusing me something, it's almost too much! Perhaps he should re-think this whole breast cancer thing and just go with the blow up doll! Do we really want to suffer for all eternity for a pink vest? It would be damn funny though....oh screw it we're going to hell!

That's the spirit!

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[Assail]

Hell yeah it would. Well he's chilled with a bunch of the UK guys and gals before, so don't they have hook ups? Or just unwilling to ask SE to do it lol?

[Darkwatch]

Most likely Hetan is giggling at the idea, but I doubt she would do it.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Whoa...lotta posting being done here.

The vest is casting a Great and Terrible spell over us...

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:33 PM, said:

Most likely Hetan is giggling at the idea, but I doubt she would do it.

Hetan! I CALL UPON humbly, pathetically, with great humility and self-flaggelation involving barbed wire and concentrated grapefruit juice, beg, plead and also beg YOU TO please pretty please with cherries on top and chocolate sauce and whipped cream DELIVER THE VEST UNTO SE if you can be bothered and he feels like it and it doesn't inconvenience anyone, ever, and like, i'll send you money and stuff!

Haha, she should just do it give serious consideration to doing it if she has time and it's not an imposition and realizing that this is my only reason for living because Terry Goodkind ignored me at a convention once four years ago and ever since then my life has been empty and cold and lonely except for my pet chicken 'Dick' until i discovered this forum and now Dick and I have a purpose again.

Abyssmally editted to reflect what we all know you really mean.

This post has been edited by Abyss: 21 April 2009 - 02:23 PM

[Darkwatch]

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 11:36 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:33 PM, said:

Most likely Hetan is giggling at the idea, but I doubt she would do it.

Hetan! I CALL UPON YOU TO DELIVER THE VEST UNTO SE!

Haha, she should just do it.

Ah... Word of advice.
Don't make demands of Hetan.

Just don't.

[teholbeddict]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 10:37 PM, said:

Assail, on Apr 20 2009, 11:36 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:33 PM, said:

Most likely Hetan is giggling at the idea, but I doubt she would do it.

Hetan! I CALL UPON YOU TO DELIVER THE VEST UNTO SE!

Haha, she should just do it.

Ah... Word of advice.
Don't make demands of Hetan.

Just don't.

Yes I'll second that, feel free to ask politely, but don't make demands!

[Assail]

Did I do a bad?

Explain this to me!

I'm (In the words of 4chan) a newfag to ME.

[Darkwatch]

Hetan is basicly THE Grand God-Empress Lord Marshall of the forum.


No one demands anything of her.
Well maybe Malaclypse...
or not he may even be in less of a position to do that.


Basicly, if Hetan tells you to do something, you do it. Or you leave.

And as TB said you ask politely and she'll be happy to help, but NEVER demand.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 21 April 2009 - 03:43 AM

[Assail]

Darkwatch, on Apr 20 2009, 08:41 PM, said:

Hetan is basicly THE Grand God-Empress Lord Marshall of the forum.


No one demands anything of her.
Well maybe Malaclypse...
or not he may even be in less of a position to do that.


Basicly, if Hetan tells you to do something, you do it. Or you leave.

And as TB said you ask politely and she'll be happy to help, but NEVER demand.

Gotcha, she can't be that bad. I will woo her over with my charm! And send her money. And cars. And extracts from my internal organs. And eggs from my pet chicken 'Dick'!

Once again, Abyssmally editted to reflect what we all know you really mean.

This post has been edited by Abyss: 21 April 2009 - 02:25 PM