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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#461 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:30 PM

View PostMacros, on Mar 12 2009, 05:39 PM, said:

aw tehol, don't be like that, you know I'm only joking.
All women don't have small feet



I don't understand the small feet comment? Care to enlighten me? If it matters I wear a women's size 7...although I'm not sure of the relevance here!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:34 PM

I don't know. Maybe he's referring to the Chinese practice of having girls where shoes intentionally way too small because the Chinese men enjoyed small-feet. The resulting monstrosities they called feet are fairly infamous.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:40 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 12 2009, 06:34 PM, said:

I don't know. Maybe he's referring to the Chinese practice of having girls where shoes intentionally way too small because the Chinese men enjoyed small-feet. The resulting monstrosities they called feet are fairly infamous.



Well I do know about the binding of feet and the resultant deformities,but I still don't get it....

Clearly no one else does either, I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that Maccy has been hitting the beer again and therefore makes sense only to himself at the moment :D He can explain it to us tomorrow when he's sober.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:47 PM

View PostMacros, on Mar 12 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

My washing method is second to none.

Throw dirty stuff in a pile at the door.

the clothes will wash, iron, fold and put themselves away



No f*cking way?! Your mum still does your washing and ironing???? I hope she charges you for it!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:54 PM

My grandma comes over to clean my house and do my laundry (but yes TB, I do know how :D), but i do pay her.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:25 AM

You pay your grandma to clean your house...How interesting. did you advertise the job in the local paper? If not that's illegal! I'm telling :D
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:30 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 12 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on Mar 12 2009, 05:39 PM, said:

aw tehol, don't be like that, you know I'm only joking.
All women don't have small feet



I don't understand the small feet comment? Care to enlighten me? If it matters I wear a women's size 7...although I'm not sure of the relevance here!


The Bad joke i will get in trouble for telling the punch line too issssss...........wait for it........so they can get closer to the stove/sink



I'm just the messenger Don't Shoot!!!!




Bubba= does his own damn laundry......

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:40 AM

They need to bring that whole messenger killing thingy back...BTW Bubba I've wrapped up your little pressie and will ship it out to you at top speed and insurance as long as I get to keep my arm.
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:42 AM

Are you kidding me? I'm going to kill Maccy the next time he gets on here! :D And to think I was giving him the benefit of the doubt :D

@Bubba I'm glad to hear one male around here does his own laundry! Do you separate the whites from the colours or are you like Hooiser who throws everything in at once?
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:46 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 12 2009, 07:25 PM, said:

You pay your grandma to clean your house...How interesting. did you advertise the job in the local paper? If not that's illegal! I'm telling :D



Its not that i'm lazy (which i am), but i'm realistic. I wont clean enough, i'll just keep everything kind of picked up and my clean laundry will lay in a pile and i'll just wear whats on top. And since i really dont know how to iron.... but thats why they make downy wrinkle release.

an i actually took bids and she was the cheapest. yay grandma! :D
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:49 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 12 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

Are you kidding me? I'm going to kill Maccy the next time he gets on here! :D And to think I was giving him the benefit of the doubt :D

@Bubba I'm glad to hear one male around here does his own laundry! Do you separate the whites from the colours or are you like Hooiser who throws everything in at once?


It's more that I learned NOT to buy any cloths that can't be washed together :D

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:51 AM

View PostBubba, on Mar 12 2009, 07:49 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 12 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

Are you kidding me? I'm going to kill Maccy the next time he gets on here! :D And to think I was giving him the benefit of the doubt :D

@Bubba I'm glad to hear one male around here does his own laundry! Do you separate the whites from the colours or are you like Hooiser who throws everything in at once?


It's more that I learned NOT to buy any cloths that can't be washed together :D



Close enough! Bubba you're my hero! It only took the whole night but finally a man on these boards who knows how to do laundry! Miracles really do happen apparently!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 13 March 2009 - 12:51 AM

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:53 AM

I don't throw it all in together. I generally seperate boxers and socks from other clothes and don't put red in with them. Sometimes I'm super lazy though and just chuck 'em all in. Doesn't really matter as most of my clothing (not suit & tie) are blue and gray anyways.

Also, how can you say "bubba" is the only one and then talk about my lazy laundry-skills?

<------ Perpetually forgotten. :D

<------ Has also shrank some sweaters down so small they fit my mom who's 5'2. Huzzah!

I hate wool & cashmere.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 13 March 2009 - 12:54 AM

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:58 AM

I haven't forgotten you Hoosier! You're a close second in this case, I do give you props for doing your own laundry! Plus you did admit to the pink underwear thing. :D So let me correct myself then...we have two men on this board who do their own laundry, Bubba and Hoosier are my heroes!
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:00 AM

Jeez, i'm helping support my grandparents and i'm a schlub. Wow! :D
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:02 AM

Call it what you want SB, but getting your grandmother to do your laundry is not going to qualify you for my heroes list. You'll have to perform some other spectacular feat!

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:03 AM

They're size 15, is that spectacular enough?
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:06 AM

LOL! Feat SB not feet! Maybe if the pics of you in the pink vest are really funny...
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:51 AM

Good one Ben! Love your work.
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 01:57 AM

I do my own laundry, keep my whites seperate, wash all the darks together, even the reds, never had any trouble.

I don't iron though, and I discovered the glory of these shirts that don't require ironing! We live in the future my friends!
I even tested the things by doing what I normally do, wash, dry and throw in clean clothes closet. It still looks nice and straight after a week under a pile of clothes while badly folded!


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I don't see what the problem of SB paying his grandparents to do his cleaning. It's like paying the cleaners to do it, except the cleaners aren't your relatives.

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