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Mafia 40.5: Fun Times in Prison

#441 User is offline   Kaschan 

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:33 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 6 2009, 09:30 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:29 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 6 2009, 09:17 AM, said:

View PostMockra, on Mar 6 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

Well, something good. I agree with everything, specially the Morgoth part. I used to date JA, but I left him when I got fed up of the big Morgoth poster on the bedroom wall he was using to get his erections.


remove vote
vote D'riss

He had to come up with a strange "Jester" case to explain why he would survive the coming night. A roled inno would to WIFOM Jester (see last day when I explained why I felt he acted like a Jester) for simple fear of getting NKed.


That is just weird. I had to move to get away from all the used underwear he sent me. Well, first I didn't mind, but when used rubber thongs started appearing, I just had to flee.

And wtf Kaschan. You've hardly been anywhere near contributing this game, and now you complain about Silanah who's actually posted content? If you're innocent there's a good case for arguing that you should be modkilled.


I see that you and Mockra are talking offthread.

Post the same thing about a modkill in the same minute?

I think I found our killers.

Nice distancing vote by mockra after you avoided the day 1 lynch there.


It is good that we are idiots so that you get to solve the game this early.


I agree.

So I'm going to vote for you, again Gamelon.

Vote Gamelon

Lets hold hands and go to the electric chair together.

If the thread dosen't pick up, Ima start quoting goodkind.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:33 PM

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

View PostSilanah, on Mar 6 2009, 09:08 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 04:57 PM, said:

Jesus I'm so bored.

Here, I day vigged on day 1 because he would not shut up about hunting hte jester, which is normally the person who is the jester.

Why do we have a sock puppet, day vigs, votes that don't count, and a jester in a tmdi 4 game?

Where the fuck is everyone? Half the people aren't posting except to avoid a modkill and the rest are so fucking bland I can't even keep their names apart.

Lynch me, nk me, I don't care.

I am all for lynching the lowest posters, except tennes since he is about to get modkilled, apparently.


Seriously? That Day Kill was a fucking horrible decision, IMO. You want to save something like that until you've got enough strong evidence to actually draw some conclusions. And being proactive in trying to find the jester is definitely not strong evidence on that front. It's not like there was any pressure on you to make you think you might not live to have another opportunity either. Incomprehensible to me.

EDIT: Crosspost with a lot.


I don't really care what you think. Have a less posts than me kind of day.


What the fuck? You want people to get online and start talking because you say you're fucking bored. I come online and start talking, and then you immediately tell me that you're not going to listen to me anyway? What sort of message does that send?


I do like Gamelon's case, but part of me is also worried about the Jester playing a really obvious game and getting lynched because noone believes a Jester would be that obvious. Having said that, I had my vote on D'riss all day yesterday, so I can't exactly say I'm against all this. I'll put my vote on, because it's a better case than anything we've seen thus far.

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Vote D'riss


EDIT: Once more, many crossposts. What can I say, I type slowly.

This post has been edited by Silanah: 06 March 2009 - 03:34 PM


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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:33 PM

Sorry,

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Vote Gamelon

To make it official.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:34 PM

View PostSilanah, on Mar 6 2009, 09:33 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

View PostSilanah, on Mar 6 2009, 09:08 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 04:57 PM, said:

Jesus I'm so bored.

Here, I day vigged on day 1 because he would not shut up about hunting hte jester, which is normally the person who is the jester.

Why do we have a sock puppet, day vigs, votes that don't count, and a jester in a tmdi 4 game?

Where the fuck is everyone? Half the people aren't posting except to avoid a modkill and the rest are so fucking bland I can't even keep their names apart.

Lynch me, nk me, I don't care.

I am all for lynching the lowest posters, except tennes since he is about to get modkilled, apparently.


Seriously? That Day Kill was a fucking horrible decision, IMO. You want to save something like that until you've got enough strong evidence to actually draw some conclusions. And being proactive in trying to find the jester is definitely not strong evidence on that front. It's not like there was any pressure on you to make you think you might not live to have another opportunity either. Incomprehensible to me.

EDIT: Crosspost with a lot.


I don't really care what you think. Have a less posts than me kind of day.


What the fuck? You want people to get online and start talking because you say you're fucking bored. I come online and start talking, and then you immediately tell me that you're not going to listen to me anyway? What sort of message does that send?


I do like Gamelon's case, but part of me is also worried about the Jester playing a really obvious game and getting lynched because noone believes a Jester would be that obvious. Having said that, I had my vote on D'riss all day yesterday, so I can't exactly say I'm against all this. I'll put my vote on, because it's a better case than anything we've seen thus far.

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No, I said I don't care that you don't like when or who I used my vig kill.

Have a lowposter day.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:38 PM

Who is Tira and why does he/she keep reading the mafia threads but never wants to play?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:41 PM

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:38 PM, said:

Who is Tira and why does he/she keep reading the mafia threads but never wants to play?


you scare her off I imagine. Poor girl, so desperately wanting to play mafia yet so terrified of you she can never produce the courage to do so. This is causing her unthinkable levels of mental anguish and emotional scars that will never go away, and it's all your fault.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:42 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 6 2009, 09:41 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:38 PM, said:

Who is Tira and why does he/she keep reading the mafia threads but never wants to play?


you scare her off I imagine. Poor girl, so desperately wanting to play mafia yet so terrified of you she can never produce the courage to do so. This is causing her unthinkable levels of mental anguish and emotional scars that will never go away, and it's all your fault.


Glad to be known for something.

A fearsome demeanor and amazing skills get you farther than you would think possible.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:44 PM

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:42 PM, said:

View PostGamelon, on Mar 6 2009, 09:41 AM, said:

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 05:38 PM, said:

Who is Tira and why does he/she keep reading the mafia threads but never wants to play?


you scare her off I imagine. Poor girl, so desperately wanting to play mafia yet so terrified of you she can never produce the courage to do so. This is causing her unthinkable levels of mental anguish and emotional scars that will never go away, and it's all your fault.


Glad to be known for something.

A fearsome demeanor and amazing skills get you farther than you would think possible.


And one out of two gets you by I guess

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:45 PM

The stupid judge didn't buy my mentally unbalanced defense, so I get to do whatever I want.

To whoever I want.

Whenever I want.

I love prison.

YOU SUCKING MAKES YOU GAY NOT ME. FAG.

I think that I shall complete my doctorate in prison, and the title shall be 'Cockmeat sandwiches, and why they are good for public health'.

Remember, the only true way to measure society is the amount of congical visits they give to their inmates.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:46 PM

but to try not doing a complete Khell, Kaschan: what do you think of the D'riss case?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:47 PM

Typing whatever pops into my head.

Vengeance is reading this thread.

I hope he dosen't get fired, for making a despairing wail after reading my posts.

I like lunchables for breakfast.

I want lunch now, and I believe I shall have fish and chips.

I have an avaya phone in my cell.

It has a red light on it that is always on, even when I don't have messages.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:50 PM

View PostGamelon, on Mar 6 2009, 09:46 AM, said:

but to try not doing a complete Khell, Kaschan: what do you think of the D'riss case?


I can see it being true, but there hasn't been a good case on these forums in months.

Cases are sheepfodder, and my mind is too off to be a sheep.

The most interesting part of the game, besides my shocking play, is that you and mockra said the exact same thing in the exact same minute, regarding me being modkilled.

Why would you try to thin the numbers?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:54 PM

Pathshaper, a question.

Would the jester CF as jester, or as inno, or as guilty, or as something completely random not listed in this post?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:00 PM

Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom:
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you

This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear,
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to ground con-trol, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And the stars look very difeerent today

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

BRIDGE

Though I'm passed one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go,
tell my wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to Major Tom:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...

Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:07 PM

You asked for it, you lurking pansys.

Kahlan stood quietly in the shadows, watching, as evil knocked softly on the door. Huddled under the small overhang, off to the side, she hoped that no one would answer that knock. As much as she would like to spend the night in out of the rain, she didn’t want trouble to visit innocent people. She knew, though, that she had no say in the matter.


The light of a single lantern flickered weakly through the slender windows to either side of the door, reflecting a pale, shimmering glow off the wet floor of the portico. The sign overhead, hung by two iron rings, grated and squealed each time it swung back and forth in the wind-borne rain. Kahlan was able to make out the spectral white shape of a horse painted on the dark, wet sign. The light from the windows wasn’t enough to enable her to read the name but, because the other three women with her had talked of little else for days, Kahlan knew that the name would be The White Horse Inn.


By the smell of manure and wet hay, she thought that one of the dark buildings nearby had to be a stable. In the sporadic displays of distant lightning, she could just make out the hulking shoulders of dark structures standing like ghosts beyond the billowing sheets of rain. Despite the steady roar of the deluge and the sporadic rumble of thunder, it appeared that the village was sound asleep. Kahlan could think of no better place to be on such a dark and wretched night than bundled up under bed covers, safe and warm.


A horse in the nearby stables whinnied when Sister Ulicia knocked a second time, louder, more insistently, evidently intending herself to be heard over the riot of rain, yet not so loud as to sound hostile. Sister Ulicia, a woman given to reckless impulse, seemed to be taking a deliberately restrained approach. Kahlan didn’t know why, but imagined that it had to do with the reason they were there. It also might have been nothing more than the random nature of her moods. Like lightning, the woman’s smoldering bad temper was not only dangerous but unpredictable. Kahlan couldn’t always judge exactly when Sister Ulicia would lash out and just because she so far hadn’t didn’t mean that she wouldn’t. Neither of the other two Sisters was in any better mood nor any less inclined toward losing their temper. Kahlan supposed that soon enough the three of them would be happy and quietly celebrating the reunion.


Lightning flashed close enough that the blinding but halting incandescence briefly revealing a whole street of buildings crowded close around the muddy, rutted road. Thunder boomed through the mountainous countryside and shook the ground beneath their feet.


Kahlan wished that there was something--like the way lightning revealed things otherwise hidden in the obscurity of night--that could help illuminate the hidden memories of her past and bring to light what was concealed by the murky mystery of who she was. She had a fierce longing to be free of the Sisters, a burning desire to live her own life--to know what her life really was. That much she knew about herself. She knew, too, that her convictions had to be founded in experience. It was obvious to her that there had to be something there--people and events--that had helped make her the woman she was but, try as she might to recall them, they were lost to her.


That terrible day she stole the boxes for the Sisters, she had promised herself that someday she would find the truth of who she was, and she would be free.


When Sister Ulicia knocked a third time, a muffled voice came from inside.


“I heard you!” It was a man’s voice. His bare feet thumped down wooden stairs. “I’ll be right there! A moment, please!”


His annoyance at having been awakened in the middle of the night was layered over with forced deference to potential customers.


Sister Ulicia turned a sullen look on Kahlan. “You know that we have business here.” She lifted a cautionary finger before Kahlan’s face. “Don’t you even think of giving us any trouble, or you’ll get what you got the last time.”
Kahlan swallowed at the reminder. “Yes, Sister Ulicia.”


“Tovi had better have gotten us a room,” Sister Cecilia complained. “I’m in no mood to be told the place is full up.”


“There will be room,” Sister Armina said with soothing assurance, cutting off Sister Cecilia’s habit of always assuming the worst.


Sister Armina wasn’t older, like Sister Cecilia, but nearly as young and attractive as Sister Ulicia. To Kahlan, though, their looks were insignificant in light of their inner nature. To Kahlan, they were vipers.


“One way or another,” Sister Ulicia added under her breath as she glared at the door, “there will be room.”


Lightning arced through the greenish, roiling clouds, releasing an ear-splitting boom of thunder.


The door opened a crack. The shadowed face of a man peered out at them as he worked to button up his trousers under his nightshirt. He moved his head a little to each side so that he could take in the strangers. Judging them to be less than dangerous, he pulled open the door and with a sweeping gesture ushered them inside.


“Come on in, then,” he said. “All of you.”


“Who is it?” A woman called out as she descended the stairs to the rear. She carried another lantern in one hand and held the hem of her nightdress up with the other so that she wouldn’t trip on it as she hurried down the steps.
“Four women traveling in the middle of a rainy night,” the man told her, his gruff tone alluding to what he thought of such a practice.


Kahlan froze in mid-stride. He’d said “four women.”


He had seen all four of them and had remembered as much long enough to say so. As far as she could recall, such a thing had never happened before. No one but her masters, the four Sisters--the three with her and the one they had come to meet--ever remembered seeing her.


Sister Cecilia shoved Kahlan in ahead of her, apparently not catching the significance of the remark.
“Well for goodness sake,” the woman said as she hurried between the two plank tables. She tsked at the foul weather as the wind drove a rattle of rain against the windows. “Do get them in out of that awful weather, Orlan.”


Streamers of fat rain drops chased them in the door, wetting a patch of pine floor. The man’s mouth twisted with displeasure as he pushed the door closed against a wet gust and then dropped the heavy iron bar back in the brackets to bolt the door.


The woman, her hair gathered up in a loose bun, lifted her lantern a little as she peered at the late-night guests. Puzzled, she squinted as her gaze swept over the drenched visitors and then back again. Her mouth opened but then she seemed to forget what she had been about to say.


Kahlan had seen that blank look a thousand times and knew that the woman only remembered seeing three callers. No one could ever remember seeing Kahlan long enough to say so. She was as good as invisible. Kahlan thought that maybe because of the darkness and rain the man, Orlan, had merely made a mistake when he’d said to his wife that there were four visitors.


“Come in and get yourselves dry,” the woman said as she smiled in earnest warmth. She hooked a hand under Sister Ulicia’s arm, drawing her into the small gathering room. “Welcome to the White Horse Inn.”


The other two Sisters, openly scrutinizing the room, took off their cloaks and gave them a quick shake before tossing them over a bench at one of the two tables. Kahlan noticed a single dark doorway at the back, beside the stairs. A fireplace made of stacked, flat stones took up most of the wall to the right. The air in the dimly lit room was warm and carried the distractingly enticing aroma of a stew in the iron pot hung from a crane pushed to the side of the hearth. Hot coals glowed out from under a thick layer of feathery ashes.


“You three ladies look like drowned cats. You must be miserable.” The woman turned to the man and gestured. “Orlan, get the fire going.”


Kahlan saw a young girl of maybe eleven or twelve years slip down the stairs just far enough so she could see into the room from under the low ceiling. Her long white nightdress with ruffled cuffs had a pony stitched in coarse brown thread on the front, with a row of loose strands of dark yarn making up the mane and tail. The girl sat on the steps to watch, tenting her nightdress over her bony knees. Her grin revealed big teeth that she had yet to grow into. Strangers arriving in the middle of the night apparently was an adventure at the White Horse Inn. Kahlan dearly hoped that that was all there would be to the adventure.


Orlan, a big bear of a man, knelt at the hearth, stacking on a few sticks of wood. His thick, stubby fingers made the wedges of oak look to be little more than kindling.


“What would possess you ladies to travel in the rain--at night,” he asked as he cast them a look over his shoulder.
“We’re in a hurry to catch up with a friend of ours,” Sister Ulicia said, offering a meaningless smile. She kept her tone businesslike. “She was to meet us here. Her name is Tovi. She will be expecting us.”


The man put a hand on his knee to help himself up. “Those guests who stay with us--especially in such troubled times--are pretty discreet. Most don’t give their names.” He lifted an eyebrow at Sister Ulicia. “Much like you ladies--not giving your names, that is.”


“Orlan, they’re guests,” the woman scolded. “Wet, and no doubt tired and hungry guests.” She flashed a smile. “Folks call me Emmy. My husband, Orlan, and I have run the White Horse since his parents passed away, years back.” Emmy gathered up three wooden bowls from a shelf. “You ladies must be famished. Let me get you some stew. Orlan, get some mugs and fetch these ladies some hot tea.”


Orlan lifted a meaty hand on his way past, indicating the bowls his wife cradled in an arm. “You’re one short.”
She twitched a frown at him. “No I’m not; I have three bowls.”


Orlan pulled four mugs down from the top shelf of the hutch. “Right. Like I said, you’re one short.”


Kahlan could hardly breath. Something was very wrong. Sisters Cecilia and Armina had frozen dead still, their wide eyes fixed on the man. The significance of the couple’s chitchat had not escaped them.


Kahlan glanced to the stairwell and saw the girl on the steps leaning toward them, gripping the rails, peering out, trying to fathom what her parents were talking about.


Sister Armina snatched Sister Ulicia’s sleeve. “Ulicia,” she said in an urgent whisper through gritted teeth, “he sees--”
Sister Ulicia shushed her. Her brow drew down in a dark glare as she turned her attention back to the man.
“You are mistaken,” she said. “There are only three of us.”


At the same time she was talking she prodded Kahlan with the stout oak rod she carried, shoving her farther back into the shadows behind, as if shadows alone would make Kahlan invisible to the man.


Kahlan didn’t want to be in the shadows. She wanted to stand in the light and be seen--really seen. Such a thing had always seemed an impossible dream, but it had suddenly become a real possibility. That possibility had shaken the three Sisters.
Orlan frowned at Sister Ulicia. Holding all four mugs in the grip of one meaty hand, he used his other to point out each visitor standing in his gathering room. “One, two, three,”--he leaned to the side, looking around Sister Ulicia, to point at Kahlan--“four. Do you all want tea?”


Kahlan blinked in astonishment. Her heart felt as if it had come up in her throat. He saw her . . . and remembered what he saw.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:07 PM

you fuck.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:09 PM

Bring it.

You want to lurk and not post in my thread of madness, you get what I give you.

And you like it. Sicko.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:11 PM

View PostKaschan, on Mar 6 2009, 06:09 PM, said:

Bring it.

You want to lurk and not post in my thread of madness, you get what I give you.

And you like it. Sicko.


And yet you're just being an angry little kid who's forced to do something for himself instead of just having it handed to him.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:13 PM

Ah am I?

There is nothing to go on in this game as noone is talking.

Who was it that said there should be no lynch on day 1? I am all for lynching them. Or you. Or anyone, who cares!

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:16 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on Mar 5 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

it is day 1, you have exactly 0.5 hours left
12 people are still alive (Gl, Korlat, Gamelon, Silanah, Mockra, Rashan, Anomandaris, Fener, Emurlahn, Tennes, D'riss, Kaschan)


7 Votes for lynch or 6 to go to night

1 vote for D'riss (Silanah)
1 vote for Emurlahn (Gamelon)
5 votes for Gamelon (Emurlahn, Mockra, GL, D'riss, Kaschan, Anomandaris)
1 vote for Silanah (Fener)
1 vote for Rashan (Kaschan)

4 people have not voted (Korlat, Rashan, Tennes, )


Korlat, Rashan, and Tennes can all die, since they refused to even vote on day 1.

Rashan even said he didn't think it was a good idea to lynch someone.

I'm sure that earned him brownie points with you, Gamelon...

Just for you newbs out there, one amazing trend is a killer avoiding a lynch on day 1, then not being looked at again for almost the entire rest of the game.

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