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Assaulted by the inner emo

#41 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:28 PM

View Postamphibian, on Feb 22 2009, 11:20 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Feb 22 2009, 02:27 PM, said:

I'm wondering about that too. It must have been that girl where Longcat enters through her ass and comes out of here mouth that offended someone...

I reported the picture. That girl's breasts are clearly visible. But that's not important.


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Those breasts were barely visible for all the gore! Turn in your man card!
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#42 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:34 PM

As much as I enjoy a good pair of breasts, Apt, site rules are site rules. Amph is technically right no matter how much it sucks.

So, use Paint to cover the boobs with black blobs and repost. God, do I have to do everything around here?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:37 PM

Posted Image


I love that image.
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#44 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:43 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 22 2009, 11:34 PM, said:

As much as I enjoy a good pair of breasts, Apt, site rules are site rules. Amph is technically right no matter how much it sucks.

So, use Paint to cover the boobs with black blobs and repost. God, do I have to do everything around here?


I'm pretty sure someone getting their internal organs raped by a gigantic white cat is as bad as animated breasts.
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#45 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:49 PM

Why don't you argue about it Apterez?
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#46 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:53 PM

Because that would be suicide

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#47 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:32 PM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 22 2009, 10:43 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 22 2009, 11:34 PM, said:

As much as I enjoy a good pair of breasts, Apt, site rules are site rules. Amph is technically right no matter how much it sucks.

So, use Paint to cover the boobs with black blobs and repost. God, do I have to do everything around here?


I'm pretty sure someone getting their internal organs raped by a gigantic white cat is as bad as animated breasts.

So? Block out the mouth as well. Hell, just cover the spitroasted girl with a big block that says "NSFW" and be done with it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:30 AM

the whole thing with the girl, nipples, ass, extreeme penetration thingy.. not acceptable :D
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:36 AM

View PostMorgoth, on Feb 22 2009, 08:30 PM, said:

the whole thing with the girl, nipples, ass, extreeme penetration thingy.. not acceptable :D


Gee, who'd have thunk it?!

I'm going to stop making threads in the Inn, they seem to attract the wrong type :D
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:39 AM

Well, I'd say that anytime you say:

"ENTERTAIN ME MASSES!" on the internet, shenanigans will only be preceded by LOLcats and Rule 34 in order of arrival.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:43 AM

So, basically its all your fault MPD :D
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#52 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:10 AM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 21 2009, 03:07 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on Feb 21 2009, 08:54 PM, said:

I could post a picture of me, n3kk1d...


You know Tiste, I actually have a mental picture of you posing naked with your penis tucked between your legs, like the killer from Silence of the lambs, right now.

It is... disturbing.

but intriguing



View PostAptorian, on Feb 21 2009, 03:22 PM, said:

You know, if you google "It puts the lotion on its skin", chose image selection and you have the work safe filter turned off... interesting stuff turns up.


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Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:19 AM

There's a reason we don't follow Apt's suggestions

it's called "being sane"
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 01:14 AM

I believe I coined that phrase...

Keep arguing Apt, this time we know what's gonna happen and can make bets!
Suck it Errant!


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