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Assaulted by the inner emo

#21 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:37 PM

Hmm. Link no worky...?

The easiest... only?... two ways to post a picture is by either hotlinking the image from another site by posting the adress between these boxes
[img][/img]
or just saving the pictures and uploading it in the thread.
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#22 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:38 PM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 21 2009, 03:29 PM, said:

How did I forget this and why hasn't anyone else posted this yet?!

Attachment Emo_brood.jpg



I thought the tag "Emo Brood. He Blames Himself" was the best :p

There is nothing quite like the Atlantic Ocean to cool a relationship, let me tell you. Although I have done my longest stint away now so things should pick up shortly.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:40 PM

Many people walking the beaches in South Carolina & Florida disagree with the above sentiment.

Absence not making the heart grow fonder? (Silver lining?)

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 21 February 2009 - 08:42 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:46 PM

You know, we can always blame brood for this.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:48 PM

This is better than a link. And just as long.

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If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
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#26 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:50 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Feb 21 2009, 03:40 PM, said:

Absence not making the heart grow fonder? (Silver lining?)


We have been through that phase. Now we are in the "absence makes the heart grow cold and irritable" phase!
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:51 PM

For the cold part, blame Canada.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:56 PM

View PostArthur Dayne, on Feb 21 2009, 09:48 PM, said:

This is better than a link. And just as long.


That's not long. This is LOOOOOONG!!!

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:59 PM

Sammitch kitteh tastes like Chinese take out from 'round the block.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 09:15 PM

I was looking for that!

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Posted 21 February 2009 - 09:51 PM

carrier has arrived
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:40 PM

It's time like these when the smart person turns to booze, Mezla. It's the only proper course of action.

Embrace your inner lush (we know she's in there somewhere) and tell that emo to stuff it. :p
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:39 PM

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch
together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
strongest man in the
World, but how can I be sure?

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
hottest man alive but I've
Never had it confirmed.'

Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the
sexiest of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their
beliefs were
true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to
confirm for them
whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest
and Jennifer
Lopez was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it
's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world .'

Brad Pitt followed and boasted, 'It is true, it has
been confirmed that
I am the hottest man alive!!'


Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and
asked, "Who
in the hell is Slow Ben?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 09:56 AM

Pay a visit to the Love thread my black of darkest night friend.

Think of a happy place!

You are lying in a cool river...where no-one distrubs you...or calls you names.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:36 PM

Hey I'm confused...
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 03:43 PM

Sammitch kitteh has offended the Gods and been erased!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 07:08 PM

Look on the bright side, Mez!

At least I'm alright.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 07:27 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Feb 22 2009, 04:43 PM, said:

Sammitch kitteh has offended the Gods and been erased!


I'm wondering about that too. It must have been that girl where Longcat enters through her ass and comes out of here mouth that offended someone...
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 07:35 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 22 2009, 02:08 PM, said:

Look on the bright side, Mez!

At least I'm alright.



That warms my cockles indeed, Illy. I'm better today, You Tube training montages have perked me up. Thank god for the internet!
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Posted 22 February 2009 - 10:20 PM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 22 2009, 02:27 PM, said:

I'm wondering about that too. It must have been that girl where Longcat enters through her ass and comes out of here mouth that offended someone...

I reported the picture. That girl's breasts are clearly visible. But that's not important.

Finding non-TV ways to cheer up is.

I like to do this thing where you grapple with people until they or you submit for a couple hours on end. Always sends me out the door in a sunny mood. I am unsure how practical this is for the general populace, although I posit that the world would be a better place if people got their keisters handed to them much more often.
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