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Snake Invasion!

#1 User is offline   Mushroom 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:35 AM

So here I am enjoying a relatively rainy Saturday morning.

And then a freaking snake decides my Backyard is fair game to kick around!

Then again, there is probably always a snake or two in our yard but we just can't see them

But Damn, I do have good photography skills!

Its still there as well I believe.

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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:36 AM

Go on Croc. Hunter... show that snake who's boss.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:46 AM

I dare you to wrestle it...Does your camera have a video function? Now that would be awesome!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:47 AM

Put out some garden gnomes and see if it'll eat them.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:08 AM

much safer option, but I like you're idea Hoosier :(
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:09 AM

What type of snake is it?!?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:09 AM

Its not a mambo no 5 is it?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:12 AM

Throw some children at it it.....................then when its sleepy after its meal hit it with heavy metal things

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:14 AM

So... treat it like a snorlax?
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:16 AM

of course
getting worried shroom has been gone a while....does that look like a veggie snake?

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:20 AM

I thought there were very few veggie snakes...that looks like an honest to goodness eater of moving things
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:21 AM

Maybe Shroom at the gnomes instead.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:22 AM

Could always feed it an Ostrich egg....then when its half way down get one of those HandEgg guys to punt it 50 yards

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:23 AM

ROFLMAO!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:24 AM

Or a Run-lots guy could run to the police station and kick an officer in the face to alert them.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:26 AM

Wow! I never knew snakes could climb trees. Although I did know there were tree snakes and I have seen them in the zoo....in trees. I just never stopped to think how they got up there before!

That may be the most stupid thing I have said all week.
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:27 AM

If the coppers head is shaped like a ball...why not!
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:27 AM

I'm sorry for you if it wasn't! God, what could top that meandering morass of a thought? :(
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:29 AM

Holy FUCK, Hume!

No wonder Australia is called the outback. If there was a snake like that in anyone's backyard here in NY it would be front-page local news.

Jesus, between the spiders and the snakes it's a wonder anyone lives on your crazy upside-down continent...

Slum, don't like the creepy, slithery crawly things.....

Not to mention the baby-hungry dingos...
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 02:31 AM

The dingo ate your baby. Then a garden gnome. STFU Roaming Gnome!
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