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Food Situation Unlikely foods, unlikely situations

#1 kairuf

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:44 AM

Name an unusual (not gross) food or drink for a someone to have with them no matter what situation they are in
such as
--John stood coated to the thighs in the mud of a month's travel and offered, "Fried Zucchini, anyone?"

Others that I have come up with
Pomegranates
Pickles
onions
avocados
artichoke hearts
chips and salsa
Crackers w/ cheese, sausage, knife and chilled beer
Calamari
shelled walnuts (you look over and someone is watching you being tortured while breaking walnuts and eating them
corn on the cob

I think I spelled the situations wrong

This post has been edited by Morgoth: 15 February 2009 - 10:19 PM

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#2 D'rek

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:59 AM

You're riding in a kangaroo pouch, see a passerby and pull out a big slab of meat between two buns and proclaim "Want a kangaroo burger?"

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#3 kairuf

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 02:55 AM

You're presenting a bill to congress when you notice that a member of congress is walking around giving sandwiches and chilled beer to the other members

This post has been edited by kairuf: 13 February 2009 - 03:06 AM

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#4 Sparkimus

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 03:17 AM

You're about to have a cavity filled when you see the dentist eating a garlic shrimp Po Boy.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#5 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:30 AM

You go to meet the Holiest of Jews (whoever that is) and you see him eating Lane's Bacon in a Biskit.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#6 kairuf

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 12:34 AM

You go to a fish fry and everyone there is eating steak.

This post has been edited by kairuf: 14 February 2009 - 01:29 AM

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#7 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:15 AM

You go to a bakery fest and you bring fresh produce from a farm.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#8 Hinter

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 11:39 AM

Weird thread is weird.

#9 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:30 PM

You cut off the hand of a talentless artist and have a ham sandwich.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#10 Bent

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 05:46 PM

Dave looks up from his reminesance. The man on the rack is sweating and screaming. Blood pours from several wounds on his victims half starved body.

Taking a bite of his S'mores he thinks to himself "Why won't he just confess?"

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#11 kairuf

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 09:07 PM

Jim watches a man being beaten by hippies, "Not a smart idea to bring a turkey sandwich to a PETA conference."

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 09:59 PM

Illuyankas, on Feb 14 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

You cut off the hand of a talentless artist and have a ham sandwich.

I lol'd.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#13 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 10:05 PM

Seconded.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....