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NOT funny serious mindfuck

#1 User is offline   Ganymed 

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:00 PM

I just got an email from amazon.de stating the following:

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Liebe Kundin, lieber Kunde!

Da Sie Bücher von Steven Erikson gekauft oder bewertet haben, freut es Sie sicher, dass "Dust of Dreams (Malazan Book of the Fallen)"
jetzt erhältlich ist. Bestellen Sie jetzt Ihr Exemplar!

Dust of Dreams (Malazan Book of the Fallen)
Steven Erikson

Preis: EUR 15,99


Which translates to "Because you have bought or rated books of Steven Erikson, you'll be glad to hear that "Dust of Dreams" can now be ordered. Order now!"

Instantly my mind offered me two options. One being "This cannot be true!", the other one more in the general direction of "Whoaaaaaaa! WTF? MUST ... HAVE ... IT ... NOW!"

So. immediately I went on amazon.de, ready to click any button, willing to pay any price, to make it happen. Then I found out it was just some sort of weird announcement. And after that, my brain was laughing at me, pointing an imaginary finger disparagingly in my face, like "Dude, you're such a WUSS!"

And I don't even have TTH, yet. :p
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:11 PM

I got the same one from amazon.co.uk the other day.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:20 PM

View Postbaudin, on Feb 6 2009, 09:11 AM, said:

I got the same one from amazon.co.uk the other day.



So did I and I put in my preorder. :p
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:29 PM

Attached File  Emo_brood.jpg (23.16K)
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#5 User is offline   Ganymed 

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:14 PM

You people are just dead inside!
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:40 PM

you've come to the right place then :p
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:42 PM

Oh yeah, it's so nice and cuddly here. It is like bathing in a sea of love and compassion. I feel like you guys _get_ me, you know?

Oh my, I'm so moved right now, I can barely withhold from busting into tears... :p

Where is my teddy-bear?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:53 PM

Its behind you...
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:08 AM

here he is!

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#10 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:45 AM

I think that deserves a Fail Party.

Don't feel bad. You couldn't have read it anyway.
Suck it Errant!


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