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You Ain't Got Nothing On NBC, MTV! Hahahahahaha

#1 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:28 AM

Arizona is in the Super Bowl for the first time ever. Everyone in the state who is still awake at 10:30 or so (lots and lots and lots of old people there) is watching the Super Bowl. And, this is what they see after taking the lead with 2 minutes left to go in the game.

AWESOME.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#2 Cold Iron

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:53 AM

#3 Jump Around

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:58 AM

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One of those agencies, the Federal Communications Commission, was not aware of any formal complaints made regarding the porn clip,

Well duh

#4 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:20 AM

Gotta hand it to the Super Bowl; they know what people like.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#5 Aptorian

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:47 AM

You obviously haven't seen the clip.

It looks like it was cheezy vintage porn and the guys penis looked like some kind of weird cooked selleri. At least from the stills I've seen.

Not really anything interesting to get excited about. Now if it had been some full on gay on gay bear football costume hardcore animal dolphin porn I'd have been more interested.

#6 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:57 AM

Apt, you and your Scandinavian sensibilities can suck it. Full frontal dongage in front of an entire states' audience in the US is both unprecedented in American television and is also fucking hilarious.

#7 Aptorian

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:11 AM

Silly puritan americans.

#8 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:13 AM

Yes, which is what makes it hilarious. I guarantee people in Arizona were having heart attacks, women were fainting after seeing Evan Stone (Porn Legend, btw), men were jealous and started a riot...

#9 Dr Trouble

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:52 AM

The clips pretty funny. Evan Stones just slapping his dick around.

Hilarious.

#10 Sir Thursday

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:29 AM

Article said:

The station sends its signals — both standard definition and high definition — to Cox Communications, which then sends the signals to Comcast, station president Gary Nielsen said.