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A challenge An unbeatable score?

#1 Dancer+

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:07 AM

Because I like challenges and I like making them, I'm going to make a challenge to all of you intelligent people out there (who use facebook - and I realise many don't and discard its validity but that's not the point) and the challenge is as follows: beat my score of 3373cm3 through legitimate methods and you shall receive the prize of my undying praise and I'll call you by a title of your choosing everytime I refer to you. Sound fair?

Here is the test: Who has the biggest brain?
You'll have to add me to prove you've beaten my score (Profile)

I look forward to the attempts

#2 Terez

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:13 AM

I can't do games that require speed like that. If it was just questions I would probably have a chance, but I'm too ponderous to move that quickly.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#3 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:15 AM

Why a facebook link? Why not a tape measure?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4 Mushroom

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:37 AM

5741... something like that!

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
(Epicurus)

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 01:06 AM

Mushroom, on Jan 29 2009, 12:37 AM, said:

5741... something like that!

Do it properly, young Mushroom. A score of 5741 is physically impossible.

Illuyankas, on Jan 29 2009, 12:15 AM, said:

Why a facebook link? Why not a tape measure?

Why not?

#6 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:53 AM

If I won it, you'd have to call me...

The Explosive Australian.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7 Sparkimus

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:32 PM

I refuse to join Facebook just to beat you at a game...no offense

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.