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Overenthusiastic lady friend. It's a bit better now, thanks.
So I have a concussion.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:12 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:51 PM
Is her name Pam? 
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:38 AM
.....I don't get it...
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 11:04 PM
Pam = palm = get it?
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:47 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 04:33 AM
Heheh..I'm drinking Guinness....hehehe...
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 04:44 AM
Black out here you come!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:42 AM
My dad had a friend who had nine Guinesses in one sitting. When he came to, he was five miles away in a ditch.
Actually, considering general alcoholic behaviour, that's not so suprising.
Actually, considering general alcoholic behaviour, that's not so suprising.
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:54 AM
Nine guiness over the course of an evening isn't that amazing. I easily drink ten pints and rows of shots when we're out. Of course I'm also a uni student, it builds endurance...
I have a friend who is able to drink a case of beer any time, any where. He'll become raging drunk by last few but it's still an amazing feat... pretty expensive though
I have a friend who is able to drink a case of beer any time, any where. He'll become raging drunk by last few but it's still an amazing feat... pretty expensive though
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:18 PM
I've got close to the realms of ten pints, but the state I was in did me no favours
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 01:02 AM
hmm. can someone describe the symptoms of this to me?
I was playing in a UNICEF charity indoor tournament today and got smoked in the head as a hgoalie in first game. it was mostly my jaw and temple. the dissapointing thing was, they scored ont he rebound while I was momentarily paralyzed.
anyhow, it's been 5 hours now, my head feels mildly headachy-ish and im still sorta dizzy.
do those match the symptoms for a concussion?
I was playing in a UNICEF charity indoor tournament today and got smoked in the head as a hgoalie in first game. it was mostly my jaw and temple. the dissapointing thing was, they scored ont he rebound while I was momentarily paralyzed.
anyhow, it's been 5 hours now, my head feels mildly headachy-ish and im still sorta dizzy.
do those match the symptoms for a concussion?
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:54 AM
Aptorian, on Feb 7 2009, 08:54 PM, said:
Nine guiness over the course of an evening isn't that amazing. I easily drink ten pints and rows of shots when we're out. Of course I'm also a uni student, it builds endurance...
I have a friend who is able to drink a case of beer any time, any where. He'll become raging drunk by last few but it's still an amazing feat... pretty expensive though
I have a friend who is able to drink a case of beer any time, any where. He'll become raging drunk by last few but it's still an amazing feat... pretty expensive though
And where'd you end up Apt?
Suck it Errant!
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:01 AM
The first 'pissing in the corner' episode. Oh, the memories! (they're gone)
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:32 AM
Apt, remember danes are infamous for their drinking capabilities. It must be the viking blood. Surely the lineage of vikings, people that plundered, fought and raped their way though england must be good drinkers.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:32 AM
I suppose I'll try sticking a firecracker in my ass as well.
The drinking ability must be inherent in Danes. Do you have a beard? Do you have a big axe? Do you engage the services of prostitutes often?
The drinking ability must be inherent in Danes. Do you have a beard? Do you have a big axe? Do you engage the services of prostitutes often?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:33 AM
You guys are off topic. FOR SHAME!
I had a concussion one time, I was playing some hockey ya know and I took this hit (illegal) to the face. It didn't go well. But I got up, finished my shift while nailing the guy who got me and then got off.
I had a concussion one time, I was playing some hockey ya know and I took this hit (illegal) to the face. It didn't go well. But I got up, finished my shift while nailing the guy who got me and then got off.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:56 PM
Yeah stick to the topic or we dead and deleted 
. I've never had a concussion, but when I was a wee lad I brained myself practicing with nunchucks that I'd made myself, I was just getting into the swing of things and I thought I'd go a little faster...I heard this "TOC" sound and then bright lights and I found myself lying on the ground
More recently at Uni I was teasing Rohit, who could actually be the entire scrum, anyway he chases me off through the halls of residence and I'd managed to get a bit of a way head and started showboating for our spectators...Yay! I approached a set of fire doors and thought it would be cool to do a flying leap kick to open it...Forgot about something rather important called forward motion, and was reminded of it quite suddenly when the top of my head made a sudden stop on the top of the door frame. The rest of my body knew all about forward motion and carried on, then it was gravities turn and I ended up on my ass, much to the joy of all the people watching Rohit finally caught up and I was quite surprised I wasn't getting pummulled until I felt a wetness down my face. Yup i had an awesome gash accross the top of my forehead exactly at my hairline and...yup the furrow is still there
. I've never had a concussion, but when I was a wee lad I brained myself practicing with nunchucks that I'd made myself, I was just getting into the swing of things and I thought I'd go a little faster...I heard this "TOC" sound and then bright lights and I found myself lying on the ground More recently at Uni I was teasing Rohit, who could actually be the entire scrum, anyway he chases me off through the halls of residence and I'd managed to get a bit of a way head and started showboating for our spectators...Yay! I approached a set of fire doors and thought it would be cool to do a flying leap kick to open it...Forgot about something rather important called forward motion, and was reminded of it quite suddenly when the top of my head made a sudden stop on the top of the door frame. The rest of my body knew all about forward motion and carried on, then it was gravities turn and I ended up on my ass, much to the joy of all the people watching
Rohit finally caught up and I was quite surprised I wasn't getting pummulled until I felt a wetness down my face. Yup i had an awesome gash accross the top of my forehead exactly at my hairline and...yup the furrow is still there
souls are for wimps
