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Those tricky infants 11 Month old calls cops on dad

#1 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:12 AM

So apparently, this kid was playing with the phone and accidentaly dialed 9-1-1, and got his dad arrested.

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THE CANADIAN PRESS

21/01/2009 2:55:00 AM

WHITE ROCK, B.C. - A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialled 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operation.

Mounties say a 9-1-1 call came in from a White Rock, B.C. residence Friday morning but whoever was on the other end of the line hung up. Officers arrived at the residence and after numerous knocks on the door went unanswered, they entered the home.

"The gentleman was quite surprised," said White Rock RCMP Const. Janelle Canning.

She said the 29-year-old male, startled by the sudden sight of police, insisted he hadn't made the call.

When it was suggested a child might have dialled, the father objected and said his son was far too young.

That's when police spotted the baby boy, phone in hand.

"We saw him playing with the cordless phone and just pressing all the buttons, so evidently he had called 9-1-1," Canning said.

With that mystery solved, officers began inspecting the residence and soon discovered a 500-plant marijuana grow operation.

The father was arrested and will appear in court in early April on charges of production of a controlled substance and mischief.

The boy was removed from the home by the Ministry of Children and Family Development, though he was later released into his mother's custody.

The mother does not live in the residence and Canning says she had no idea what was going on at the home.


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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:18 AM

haha i'd prefer to think of it as the Lad's Push, poor bastard, that was probably some primo stuff
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:18 AM

that guy must hate his kid...
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:33 AM

Yeah that kinda ruins the father-son bond at an early age. Poor kid, he'll probably grow up to be an emo.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:42 AM

I have to wonder why they were allowed to inspect the residence once it was determined the call was in error.

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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:02 AM

Guy probably panicked and did something stupid, otherwise it was an illegal search and seizure and he'll probably get off.

It's hard keeping your composure when you've got police in your house full of weed...er...I mean I can only imagine such a thing would be difficult.

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So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:10 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on Jan 24 2009, 12:12 AM, said:

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The father was arrested and will appear in court in early April on charges of production of a controlled substance and mischief.




Mischief? You're kidding, Canada actually has laws that make mischief illegal? Crazy colonials.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:27 AM

Having entered a residence legallly, in the U.S., police have the right to look at anything the father could reach, for their own safety. Further, if they have reason to believe a crime is occurring, the have the right to search the premises.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:37 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

Having entered a residence legallly, in the U.S., police have the right to look at anything the father could reach, for their own safety. Further, if they have reason to believe a crime is occurring, the have the right to search the premises.


Also, even though the call was made unintentionally, the police have to investigate.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:38 AM

Yeah, which is what I meant by saying once they had a right to legally enter... because of the 911 call.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:42 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 09:38 PM, said:

Yeah, which is what I meant by saying once they had a right to legally enter... because of the 911 call.


yeah, which is what I meant by saying they had the right to enter....because of the 911 call.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:12 AM

I bet I could make 100 9-1-1 phone calls.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 03:21 AM

View PostBent, on Jan 23 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 09:38 PM, said:

Yeah, which is what I meant by saying once they had a right to legally enter... because of the 911 call.


yeah, which is what I meant by saying they had the right to enter....because of the 911 call.


They don't in the UK. Some girl was raped and murdered. It turned out she called the police while she was kidnapped but couldn't speak so the call was automatically cut off. Which sucks somewhat.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 04:14 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 23 2009, 10:12 PM, said:

I bet I could make 100 9-1-1 phone calls.


You, Sir, are awesome.

Ummm, dads out there learns your lessons: 1) Don't give your kid the phone to play with, get him a teddy bear or something. 2) Don't grow drugs and crap with a kid in the house. Or if you do, don't give the kid the phone.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:33 AM

That proves that kids will one day forge an army and destroy civilisation! I am abandoning the Men's Crusade in favour of the Adolescent Army.

I am still ROFLBANSHEEING from that story...how unlucky can you get?
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:38 AM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Jan 24 2009, 02:33 AM, said:

That proves that kids will one day forge an army and destroy civilisation! I am abandoning the Men's Crusade in favour of the Adolescent Army.

I am still ROFLBANSHEEING from that story...how unlucky can you get?


Kids did form an army one time. It was called the Children's Crusade... maybe the 8th or so... around 1200 Crusade. It ended up with thousands of kids being sold into slavery in Italy.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:12 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 24 2009, 06:38 PM, said:

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Jan 24 2009, 02:33 AM, said:

That proves that kids will one day forge an army and destroy civilisation! I am abandoning the Men's Crusade in favour of the Adolescent Army.

I am still ROFLBANSHEEING from that story...how unlucky can you get?


Kids did form an army one time. It was called the Children's Crusade... maybe the 8th or so... around 1200 Crusade. It ended up with thousands of kids being sold into slavery in Italy.

Right, I remember...who was the idiot leading him? Gotta not repeat the failures of my predecessor, see.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 05:35 PM

it was a kid that lead the children crusade... donno what they thoght to do once in the holy land tho... elite cavalry vs children whith stone
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 05:55 PM

well if EA games made a game where you got childen crusaders with stiks and stones they would probably 1hit cavalry whith sones... (aka hobbits lotrbfm 2 they 1hit vargriders)
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