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Flowchart Stories. It'll be fun, you'll see

#41 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:53 AM

eugh. this took a lot longer then i thought it would... a shiny version closely approximating the main bit so far.

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#42 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 06:16 AM

I was about to say that you guys really suck at this. But D'rek has made an improvement.

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Please proceed, Governor.

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 06:22 AM

Oh my.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 07:34 AM

Do you need a program to do this?
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 07:35 AM

I think they might be using paint?

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There it is.

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 02:38 PM

I've been using paint thus far and I'm guessing its the same for everyone else. D'rek, that was a worthy effort my friend :harhar: . I think that summed up the man walks into a bar nicely...

who wants to pose the next one?
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 04:53 PM

The next one starts with:

+------------------------------------------+
| You find a dead body in a swamp | (it's in a rectangle)
+------------------------------------------+

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:06 PM

Remove Rectangle --> Wear on head
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V
Use as hula hoop

Stupid space-ignoring coding.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 17 January 2009 - 05:07 PM

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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:18 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 17 2009, 12:06 PM, said:

Remove Rectangle --> Wear on head
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V
Use as hula hoop

Stupid space-ignoring coding.


No, I meant like, the flowchart entry is a rectangle and not a diamond or paralobloid or what-have-you...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:25 PM

It is now both. So what will you do with the rectangle?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:30 PM

You find a dead body in a swamp (it is in a rectangle)
|
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V
Rectangle is made of chocolate? ----YES---> eat it -------> Die of chocloate AIDS
|............................................|
|NO.......................................|
|............................................|
V...........................................|
Use as Hula Hoop.................V
...................................Wear it on your head

This post has been edited by D'rek: 17 January 2009 - 05:33 PM

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 05:31 PM

THE NEW OPTION THREE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 January 2009 - 06:26 PM

here it is so far, please feel free to play :harhar:


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Posted 17 January 2009 - 06:28 PM

LOL! Drek, you're hilarious!


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Posted 17 January 2009 - 09:17 PM

Hehe, we need rep back. That I bet I can eat 100 x meme has really taken over this site :harhar:

Edit - here's my next step
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:44 AM

Nice work Alt, my turn :) I love learning new stuff about forum members :harhar: Ta da.

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edit: that seems to have shrunk a bit, I thinks me needs to have a look at that photobucket thingy...

Edit part deus ex, I think I got it, but his is the best it'll be

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 03:08 AM

so wait... according to the first chart, walking into a bar can only result in sex or death?
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:43 AM

View PostSinisdar Toste, on Jan 18 2009, 05:08 AM, said:

so wait... according to the first chart, walking into a bar can only result in sex or death?


We're malazanites, we hang out in some pretty extreme bars...
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 05:58 PM

Well, duh, I thought it was obvious, it just turned out that way, I blame D'rek :harhar:
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:51 PM

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thar ya go
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