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Flowchart Stories. It'll be fun, you'll see

#1 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:30 PM

I've just been having some fun with flowcharts and male and female thinking in the weird funny pics thread and D'rek in a fit of Genius suggested we do a flowchart thread. I'm game and I come up with the idea of telling a story/joke/fun, through flowcharts and seeing as this is the phoenix it will soon turn silly and most everyone will laugh, except of course IADMAI...

Here are the general rules of flowcharts:

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Here is an example of one: (When it comes to flowcharts, I'm as dumb as they come and this is more for my benefit :p so...)

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I think I'll start with something easy, how about...




P.S. Please feel free to use pics and whatever, its your show.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:32 PM

Simple eh? decisions need to be made...
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:35 PM



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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:51 PM

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:58 PM

Okay its gone completely pear shaped already :p

...This is going to be so much fun :)
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:02 PM

apologies for horrific drawing

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:14 PM

bit of a distraction but still on topic...

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:15 PM

Fixed, sorta...Nice work ALT :p

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Edit: I'm wondering should the fact he's dyslexic be an operation and hence a parallelogram, hmmm...

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:21 PM

here you go

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:24 PM

Seen that one before in funny pics thread. Still, made me lol again.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:25 PM

I want someone to "RAWR" at me.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:30 PM

Fine don't play my game! :p

Here's one I made earlier:



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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:34 PM

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:44 PM

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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:47 PM

Let's make this interesting...

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Edit - cross chart?

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:51 PM

rofl?

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:55 PM

Okay, people's charts are getting jumbled now

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:57 PM

Now that's what I'm talking about!
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:59 PM

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Edit - wow this is getting confusing... Good thing it's a drunk flowchart.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:01 PM

lol
too much cross-posting...and we're running out of space
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