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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#621 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 12:43 PM

OK, we don't need them, but since they're only 200 words it's not exactly a hardship to churn one out during a revision break or something. Unless you're one of those crazy people who actually WORKS during their exams. Weirdos.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#622 D'rek

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:31 AM

Illuyankas, on Apr 16 2009, 07:43 AM, said:

I work during exams as in go-to-job work, but not the read-textbook-I-never-bought kind of work, no...

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#623 Illuyankas

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:36 PM

Illuyankas, on Apr 16 2009, 01:43 PM, said:

I'm going to retract this statement, those last 250 words were bastards. Oh well, it's up, albeit a tad bit later than the end of last week. Also I'm a little unhappy with how talky this one turned out to be, but I'll make sure the next one is actiontastic.

#624 drinksinbars

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 07:50 AM

COME ON SHIN!!!!

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 09:19 AM

I've pretty much written out my post in my head, I just need the time to pull out of exam reading to write it down.

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#626 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 05:52 PM

How's everyone's next post coming along?

#627 Mentalist

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 05:55 PM

sigh, still waiting for ST...

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#628 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 06:07 PM

Sorry sorry sorry. It'll be up by Monday, I promise. I've already written half of it.

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#629 Sir Thursday

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 10:13 PM

Right, mine is up. I was going for irony with the last sentence, but I'm not sure if I managed to pull it off properly...maybe needed a little more buildup.

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#630 Jump Around

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Posted 07 May 2009 - 07:47 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#631 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:05 PM

It's your fault JA!Everyone preferred to read your stories on the DEthmatch than buy the videogame.

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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:09 PM

Such a visionary I am... When writing my death scene, I knew 'when Duke Nukem Forever is released' was less likely than 'when hell freezes over'

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#633 Mentalist

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

Sir Thursday, on May 3 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

Right, mine is up. I was going for irony with the last sentence, but I'm not sure if I managed to pull it off properly...maybe needed a little more buildup.

Sir Thursday

just saw this (haven't checked much of the site, other thna mafia, lately)

will post mine soonish

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#634 Grief

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 08:51 PM

Exams have started and I just have no time to do this.

Will try and get done this coming week, and if I can't i'll exit the competition cause there won't be much point staying in.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#635 Shinrei

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 02:36 PM

My post vs. dibs will be up this week. I promised him 10 drinks of his choice if I didn't come through. I imagine him ordering single malt worth $100 a glass, so I'd better get'r done.

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#636 drinksinbars

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 07:50 AM

no worries mate, nine pints of beer will do me...

only one $100 glass of whiskey to start

#637 Mentalist

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:40 PM

ok, I realize this took longer than expected, but, yes, I have finally gotten a round to the UDm on my "to do" list.

read ST's post, sounds great, and i'm fairly in the zone to write mine right now.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#638 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:21 PM

Grief, on May 10 2009, 09:51 PM, said:

Exams have started and I just have no time to do this.

Will try and get done this coming week, and if I can't i'll exit the competition cause there won't be much point staying in.

Any luck?