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Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:32 AM
Boo Ya. First Try 3346
#123
Aptorian
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:21 PM
Don't know if I'd call this a game, but it's online and kind of entertaining.
http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/
Also, damn you people, I think it's my internet connection that makes that jumping game so choppy. I have to beat 3400 meters now.
http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/
Also, damn you people, I think it's my internet connection that makes that jumping game so choppy. I have to beat 3400 meters now.
#124
Aptorian
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:30 PM
YES! I would have gotten even further but I just jumped a GIANT chasm and then one of those big sparkplug things fell out of the air right in front of me.
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#126
Salt-Man Z
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 05:29 PM
That all you guys got? I actually did this shortly after my previous post, but didn't think it was worth posting immediately:
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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#127
Illuyankas
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:11 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#128
Salamander Cake
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:19 PM
Shattered! Towards the end my eyes were starting to water.
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#130
Salt-Man Z
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:34 PM
Bravo, Salamander. 
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#131
Illuyankas
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:48 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#132
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:53 PM
Illuyankas, on Sep 1 2009, 02:48 PM, said:
OW FUCK MY EYES
get this man a trophy, and a mouse!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#133
Illuyankas
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:57 PM
I tried that 'There Is Only One Level' game earlier but I got stuck on one level right up until I worked out I needed to click on the exit with the mouse. I might be able to blag a mouse tomorrow, but for now I'm going to rererereinstall new mouse drivers, and possibly hit my old mouse.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#134
Salt-Man Z
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 09:23 PM
Anyone try any other games by the Canabalt guy? I've gotten up to 459m on Gravity Hook.
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#135
Salt-Man Z
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:13 PM
Gah! And I only died by just missing a jump through a window.
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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#136
Illuyankas
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:19 PM
Fuck trying for a plus 5km score again, I need my retinas. Nice one.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#137
Salt-Man Z
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 12:46 AM
{Whew!}
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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#138
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 02:06 AM
I love this game
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THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#139
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 09:23 AM
Check this game out:
http://spelunkyworld.com/original.html
It's a free downloadable platform game for windows. I just downloaded it and it's kind of entertaining... and FREE!
http://spelunkyworld.com/original.html
It's a free downloadable platform game for windows. I just downloaded it and it's kind of entertaining... and FREE!
#140
dktorode
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 10:04 AM
I just payed that escpe game in HD....24" screen.
Weres that barf bag...good god...
Weres that barf bag...good god...
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
