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#26661 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 09 January 2020 - 06:58 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 09 January 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 09 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

...Shelly totally gets a pass for the sex-on-the-grave thing tho'.


I need to know WHY tho.

EDIT: Why she did it, not why you give her a pass on it.
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No you don't.
I promise you, any explanation you can come up with is better than the reality of why the author of FRANKENSTEIN did it in a cemetery where her mother was buried (at the age of 16 with a 21 yr old cousin who was married to another 16 yr old iirc).

View PostTiste Simeon, on 09 January 2020 - 06:46 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 09 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

...Shelly totally gets a pass for the sex-on-the-grave thing tho'.

Good stuff!

Not that I'm in any way linked to the dead in an amorous way of course...


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Posted 09 January 2020 - 07:08 PM

View PostAbyss, on 09 January 2020 - 06:58 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 09 January 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 09 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

...Shelly totally gets a pass for the sex-on-the-grave thing tho'.


I need to know WHY tho.

EDIT: Why she did it, not why you give her a pass on it.
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No you don't.
I promise you, any explanation you can come up with is better than the reality of why the author of FRANKENSTEIN did it in a cemetery where her mother was buried (at the age of 16 with a 21 yr old cousin who was married to another 16 yr old iirc).


...with Percy Bysshe Shelley to boot...the poet.

But then didn't their main literary works arrive from or due to a debauched and drug-infused key party one night? So we should not be surprised by graveyard sex.
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Posted 09 January 2020 - 09:18 PM

Yeah, newest news say it was a missile that show down that plane in Iran. Great. Like we hadn't had THAT one yet.
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 03:52 PM

Is there...is there a reason why I can't get 'Toss a Coin to Your Witcher' out of my head? Fuck....LOL
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 04:10 PM

View PostPuck, on 09 January 2020 - 09:18 PM, said:

Yeah, newest news say it was a missile that show down that plane in Iran. Great. Like we hadn't had THAT one yet.

Let's see: impeachment; election year; whoops we've started a war! Oh hey, those guys are actually the bad guys they shot down a plane!

Hmmm...
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 04:14 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 January 2020 - 04:10 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 09 January 2020 - 09:18 PM, said:

Yeah, newest news say it was a missile that show down that plane in Iran. Great. Like we hadn't had THAT one yet.

Let's see: impeachment; election year; whoops we've started a war! Oh hey, those guys are actually the bad guys they shot down a plane!

Hmmm...


It seems like an obvious fuckup.... already throwing missiles at the US, why would Iran deliberately shoot down a Ukrainian civilian plane full of Canadians?
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 04:24 PM

Yeah. It's almost as if we needed ourselves to look like the good guys again to win support. It's all terribly convenient.
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 04:44 PM

View PostAbyss, on 10 January 2020 - 04:14 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 January 2020 - 04:10 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 09 January 2020 - 09:18 PM, said:

Yeah, newest news say it was a missile that show down that plane in Iran. Great. Like we hadn't had THAT one yet.

Let's see: impeachment; election year; whoops we've started a war! Oh hey, those guys are actually the bad guys they shot down a plane!

Hmmm...


It seems like an obvious fuckup.... already throwing missiles at the US, why would Iran deliberately shoot down a Ukrainian civilian plane full of Canadians?


Got to agree. I'm with the "accidental major fuckup" theory until proven otherwise. It sucks anyway.

What does annoy me is people dragging Russia into it. I mean, yeah, it's Russia, but everyone and their grandfather's dog has Russian made missiles in that general area of the world. It's not like Russian missiles have a Ukraine-detector built in, you fucking idiots.

This post has been edited by Puck: 10 January 2020 - 04:46 PM

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Posted 10 January 2020 - 05:33 PM

Ukrain again. Wow, that nation does not have a happy marriage with aviation.
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 06:05 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 10 January 2020 - 03:52 PM, said:

Is there...is there a reason why I can't get 'Toss a Coin to Your Witcher' out of my head? Fuck....LOL

Have you heard the remix that blew up on Twitter/SoundCloud?
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 06:17 PM

View PostGorefest, on 10 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

Ukrain again. Wow, that nation does not have a happy marriage with aviation.


Yeah. Thing is, though, that there aren't that many airlines that offer flights to Iran, and even less that offer them from anywhere outside the Middle East. It was pure shit luck that it was a Ukraine International Airlines flight. Also, the plane that was downed above Ukraine in 2014 was a Malaysian one.

I'm sorry, I guess I feel the need to lay out the facts because I've spent too much time reading people's pseudo-scientific brain hemorrage on Twitter the past two days.

Also, Iran is supposedly already bulldozing the crash site. Amazing.

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Posted 10 January 2020 - 06:28 PM

The news coming out about the sheer number of animals killed in the fires in Australia. Followed up by the video of koalas taking water from strangers, and the desperation you could see in how they aggressively grabbed on and drank from the bottles left me completely destroyed. Toughest thing I've watched in quite some time.
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 06:39 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 10 January 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

The news coming out about the sheer number of animals killed in the fires in Australia. Followed up by the video of koalas taking water from strangers, and the desperation you could see in how they aggressively grabbed on and drank from the bottles left me completely destroyed. Toughest thing I've watched in quite some time.


Caught a CBC news piece on that this am.

I acknowledge the human toll of this disaster is awful and 'more important', but some of the interviews with animal rescue workers describing koalas and baby kangaroos fleeing for their lives on third-degree burnt feet were just viscerally disturbing to listen to.
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Posted 10 January 2020 - 06:54 PM

View Postamphibian, on 10 January 2020 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 10 January 2020 - 03:52 PM, said:

Is there...is there a reason why I can't get 'Toss a Coin to Your Witcher' out of my head? Fuck....LOL

Have you heard the remix that blew up on Twitter/SoundCloud?


I have not. Man, I don't need ANOTHER ear worm Amph! LOL

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 10 January 2020 - 06:54 PM

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Posted 11 January 2020 - 10:51 AM

On my work laptop trying to find some old drawings and stuff.
it hasnt been switched on since august.

Theres no WAY it could have been this slow when I was cadding up drawings in samsung, it took a solid half hour to warm up.

uygh!!
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 02:42 PM

Neil Peart is gone.

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Posted 13 January 2020 - 06:27 PM

Posted Image no... just. ... no

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Posted 13 January 2020 - 08:22 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 13 January 2020 - 06:27 PM, said:



Oh whatever. Let them get together and act sombre and whine about appearances. With any luck Phillip will lose his shit and go after someone with a ceremonial sword.



...tho i'm still giggling at the Tim Hortons thing...
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 05:12 PM

View PostBachelor King, on 14 January 2020 - 06:13 AM, said:

That moment when your pissing and the wind changes. Ugh


Whoa. Deep.
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Posted 15 January 2020 - 12:46 AM

View PostBachelor King, on 14 January 2020 - 11:21 PM, said:

Getting drawn into my sisters fucking shared relationship drama and now so is old man. Her and her cousin that wanted me to wiggle my bean have decided to share the cousins boyfriend and now after a few months it's failing apart. Go figure... now we have to "extract her" Thursday because things have really fallen down the tube. I'm like beyond frustrated at her as she had her old fiancée who she left to go play sister wife blow our old mans phone up to tell us about the Thursday extraction cause the cousin and boyfriend won't let her use their phones. She's not in any physical danger they just being dumbasses.

I just want to play Death Stranding dammit.


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