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#9821
Tapper 
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 08:51 AM
Adjutant Stormy, on 22 December 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.
My father just missed walking in on me watching porn BY PERHAPS 2 SECONDS.
I had the goddamned door shut, lights off, and had JUST opened the browser. I HAD EVEN TYPED IN THE URL. HE WAS ONE SINGLE <ENTER> AWAY FROM SEEING SHIT HE WOULD REGRET.
Fortunately, I didn't have my dick in hand. That motherfucker has no goddamned sense of personal fucking space.
My father just missed walking in on me watching porn BY PERHAPS 2 SECONDS.
I had the goddamned door shut, lights off, and had JUST opened the browser. I HAD EVEN TYPED IN THE URL. HE WAS ONE SINGLE <ENTER> AWAY FROM SEEING SHIT HE WOULD REGRET.
Fortunately, I didn't have my dick in hand. That motherfucker has no goddamned sense of personal fucking space.
You mean, we missed out on a truly magnificent rant and something to commemorate you by, by PERHAPS 2 SECONDS?
Also, why turn off the light when watching porn?
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#9823
Abyss
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:18 PM
King Lear, on 22 December 2011 - 12:41 AM, said:
... I'm at work now and soooo tired. And coffee is making my cheeks burn, so I look feverish. Goody.
You know you're supposed to put it INSIDE your mouth, right?
Sombra, on 22 December 2011 - 12:47 AM, said:
Ain, on 22 December 2011 - 12:43 AM, said:
My fucking alarm didn't go off and now I'm late. Not happy.
You mean you forgot to set it?
I'm betting it was an AM/PM switch.
Ain, on 22 December 2011 - 07:05 AM, said:
Sombra, on 22 December 2011 - 12:47 AM, said:
Ain, on 22 December 2011 - 12:43 AM, said:
My fucking alarm didn't go off and now I'm late. Not happy.
You mean you forgot to set it?
Nahh, it was my phone alarm though, which is harder to hear. But it was all good though
...
...totally an AM/PM thing...
Tapper, on 22 December 2011 - 08:51 AM, said:
Adjutant Stormy, on 22 December 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.
My father just missed walking in on me watching porn BY PERHAPS 2 SECONDS.
I had the goddamned door shut, lights off, and had JUST opened the browser. I HAD EVEN TYPED IN THE URL. HE WAS ONE SINGLE <ENTER> AWAY FROM SEEING SHIT HE WOULD REGRET.
Fortunately, I didn't have my dick in hand. That motherfucker has no goddamned sense of personal fucking space.
My father just missed walking in on me watching porn BY PERHAPS 2 SECONDS.
I had the goddamned door shut, lights off, and had JUST opened the browser. I HAD EVEN TYPED IN THE URL. HE WAS ONE SINGLE <ENTER> AWAY FROM SEEING SHIT HE WOULD REGRET.
Fortunately, I didn't have my dick in hand. That motherfucker has no goddamned sense of personal fucking space.
You mean, we missed out on a truly magnificent rant and something to commemorate you by, by PERHAPS 2 SECONDS?
Also, why turn off the light when watching porn?
worrywort, on 22 December 2011 - 09:39 AM, said:
It's more romantic that way.
T.
M.
I.
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#9824
QuickTidal
- Lord of the Kicks
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:40 PM
There is half staff at my office, and everyone is effing the dog since there isn't much to do with all the sales people off already. We are interminably bored, but can't leave. Ugh.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#9825
QuickTidal
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 06:11 PM
Oh my gods, today work is effing BOOOOORRIIIINNNNGGGG.
I've actually begun to run out of things to do on the internet.
and what's even sadder...tomorrow will be even worse.
Why they can't just let us go home is totally beyond me.
I've actually begun to run out of things to do on the internet.
and what's even sadder...tomorrow will be even worse.
Why they can't just let us go home is totally beyond me.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#9826
Abyss
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 07:09 PM
QuickTidal, on 22 December 2011 - 06:11 PM, said:
Oh my gods, today work is effing BOOOOORRIIIINNNNGGGG.
I've actually begun to run out of things to do on the internet.
...
I've actually begun to run out of things to do on the internet.
...
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/pulsate
Worksafe.
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#9827
Gust Hubb
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- Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
- Around, just quiet....er
Posted 22 December 2011 - 11:04 PM
Tomorrow is travel day, we still need to pack, we've lost the present we got for my sister (and I can't remember if I set it somewhere safe only for it to have disappeared) and the day continues to get darker and grumpier. I hate traveling.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
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#9828
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
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- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 23 December 2011 - 12:55 AM
Feel like I'm short of breath and I dunno why 
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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#9830
Gust Hubb
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 05:35 AM
JLV, on 23 December 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:
Fuck you guys. No one is on chat. Family? The holiday season? Bah. I'll take no excuses.
I suppose I'll head off to bed, disappointed and sad.
I suppose I'll head off to bed, disappointed and sad.
Awww. Be nice now. Our absence on chat looks to have made you an exceptionally productive poster tonight
.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
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#9832
Puck
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 09:43 AM
Work next week.. Booh!
Edit: I hate Christmas. With a passion. From the deepest bottom of my heart. One can't even buy bread in peace and without scores of idiots standing in the way and clogging up the shops. F*ck.
Edit: I hate Christmas. With a passion. From the deepest bottom of my heart. One can't even buy bread in peace and without scores of idiots standing in the way and clogging up the shops. F*ck.
This post has been edited by DreadPiratePuck: 23 December 2011 - 10:15 AM
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Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
#9833
HiddenOne
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 12:48 PM
That's why we have convenience stores all over the place, to get things like bread, milk, soda, & tobacco without the fuss of supermarket/department store ignorance
I'll be glad when holidays are over
I'll be glad when holidays are over
This post has been edited by HiddenOne: 23 December 2011 - 12:48 PM
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#9834
Abyss
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 03:32 PM
Ain, on 23 December 2011 - 12:55 AM, said:
Feel like I'm short of breath and I dunno why
I'm sure it's nothing.
DreadPiratePuck, on 23 December 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:
Work next week.. Booh! 
Edit: I hate Christmas. With a passion. From the deepest bottom of my heart. One can't even buy bread in peace and without scores of idiots standing in the way and clogging up the shops. F*ck.
Edit: I hate Christmas. With a passion. From the deepest bottom of my heart. One can't even buy bread in peace and without scores of idiots standing in the way and clogging up the shops. F*ck.
Wipe them out. All of them.
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#9835
Solidsnape
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- Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 23 December 2011 - 05:19 PM
I'm paying £25 a month for fucking SIM ONLY!!!!
3 years ago I was paying that and getting a shiny brand new phone. Fuck you O2, bloody brace of charlatans.
Why am I being punished for wanting to hold onto a handset that I spent the last 2 years paying for?
3 years ago I was paying that and getting a shiny brand new phone. Fuck you O2, bloody brace of charlatans.
Why am I being punished for wanting to hold onto a handset that I spent the last 2 years paying for?
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gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
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#9837
MTS
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:46 PM
Packed last night and have gone over my packing list 3 times this morning but still feel like I'm forgetting something.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#9838
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 12:57 AM
@Abyss
Oh noes, where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
500 pages of angst, anger, irritation, sadness and frustration...wow, we're seriously effed up
But my current messed groove is that the weather is gonna be humid for Xmas-and past experiences have taught me this is never a good thing, seeing as we do the whole outdoor thing.
Oh noes, where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
500 pages of angst, anger, irritation, sadness and frustration...wow, we're seriously effed up
But my current messed groove is that the weather is gonna be humid for Xmas-and past experiences have taught me this is never a good thing, seeing as we do the whole outdoor thing.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#9839
JLV
- Stoned Swallow of Low House PEN
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:44 AM
My mentally challenged dog decided he was gonna run after some guy getting into his car next door when I let him out to pee.
I had to chase him on the muddy ground, barefoot. My feet are numb and covered in mud and probably some shit.
I had to chase him on the muddy ground, barefoot. My feet are numb and covered in mud and probably some shit.
