[Jusentantaka]

ehm... if you want six week old bear as jerky, yes.

Its still just sitting there, staring at the house. Fuckin creepy eyed bizatch.

[rhulad]

Is it a black bear? Do you think you could teach it to ride a unicycle? Or possibly stand on a ball?

[Jusentantaka]

rhulad, on 10 February 2010 - 05:16 PM, said:

Is it a black bear? Do you think you could teach it to ride a unicycle? Or possibly stand on a ball? And catch bullets with a cup between its teeth.

Oh god I hope so.

[Tapper]

Jusentantaka, on 10 February 2010 - 05:29 PM, said:

rhulad, on 10 February 2010 - 05:16 PM, said:

Is it a black bear? Do you think you could teach it to ride a unicycle? Or possibly stand on a ball? And catch bullets with a cup between its teeth.

Oh god I hope so.

Unless you're the one doing the shooting...

[Jusentantaka]

hey, I'm plenty good enough of a shot to get the bullet in the cup.

[rhulad]

Does the bear also wear pants and a vest?

[Slow Ben]

This sucks. No football for 6 months. Boooo.

[Tapper]

Jusentantaka, on 10 February 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

hey, I'm plenty good enough of a shot to get the bullet in the cup.

That I believe - what I meant was that it would be f-ing annoying if you needed to shoot the bear instead of the cup and it was trained to catch bullets

[Jusentantaka]

Tapper, on 10 February 2010 - 10:26 PM, said:

Jusentantaka, on 10 February 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

hey, I'm plenty good enough of a shot to get the bullet in the cup.

That I believe - what I meant was that it would be f-ing annoying if you needed to shoot the bear instead of the cup and it was trained to catch bullets

I own two handguns for just such an occasion.

[Illuyankas]

Release doves behind you and dive through the air while firing for extra panache.

[Tiste Simeon]

I got too close to a Black Bear once... or rather too close to its cubs... Made a hasty retreat!

Not much is messing with my groove except that I'm hungry, there is no food, and I can't be bothered to go out and get some!

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Annoyed becaused I showed up for work as requested at 7:30 AM. Just found out my first class starts at 10:20. Shit. Now I have to stay here with you people, who I love dearly.

Hey Tiste, now that it's not so fresh, mind if I ask why you broke up with your girlfriend?

[Jusentantaka]

Kids. I hate my children. Why won't they just go away, let mommy and daddy have some alone time and watch some tv or some shit. DAMN IT.

[Tiste Simeon]

@RLY - She wasn't the one for me. Simple as. As Christians we weren't sleeping together and having someone who we could share the rest of our lives together with was the most important thing to us... When you realise that this person is not someone you are going to marry, what is the point in continuing a relationship that isn't going to go anywhere? We were both open to this being a factor from the beginning. This isn't to say that I would only go out with a girl who I KNOW I'm going to marry, I just mean that there is always a potential there for it. It's a case of "I don't know if I will end up marrying you but I know that I am going to commit myself to this relationship until I know further." Might not make sense to you heathens, but for me it works.

Brood is messing with my groove... And he knows why too...

[Lord Gordonis]

hate this cold ive got, it wish it goes away!!

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Tiste Simeon, on 11 February 2010 - 04:53 PM, said:

@RLY - She wasn't the one for me. Simple as. As Christians we weren't sleeping together and having someone who we could share the rest of our lives together with was the most important thing to us... When you realise that this person is not someone you are going to marry, what is the point in continuing a relationship that isn't going to go anywhere? We were both open to this being a factor from the beginning. This isn't to say that I would only go out with a girl who I KNOW I'm going to marry, I just mean that there is always a potential there for it. It's a case of "I don't know if I will end up marrying you but I know that I am going to commit myself to this relationship until I know further." Might not make sense to you heathens, but for me it works.

Brood is messing with my groove... And he knows why too...

I get it. Even us fornicating heathens sometimes break off decent relationships that have no future, especially as we get older and more serious in our search for life partners. If everyone involved knows it's not going anywhere there's not much point in continuing.

Why did you get several neg reps on this post?

[Tiste Simeon]

Erm the neg reps were unrelated to the post itself... I had a mini war going with someone that appears to be over now.

[Jusentantaka]

I suppose this would be a good time to lie and say that I clicked the green button on purpose? communist.

Snow's melting... sigh... least i wont get stuck in the airport tomorrow morning.

[Tiste Simeon]

All is forgiven... I would green you back but I have reached my quota.

[Obdigore]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 February 2010 - 09:06 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 11 February 2010 - 04:53 PM, said:

@RLY - She wasn't the one for me. Simple as. As Christians we weren't sleeping together and having someone who we could share the rest of our lives together with was the most important thing to us... When you realise that this person is not someone you are going to marry, what is the point in continuing a relationship that isn't going to go anywhere? We were both open to this being a factor from the beginning. This isn't to say that I would only go out with a girl who I KNOW I'm going to marry, I just mean that there is always a potential there for it. It's a case of "I don't know if I will end up marrying you but I know that I am going to commit myself to this relationship until I know further." Might not make sense to you heathens, but for me it works.

Brood is messing with my groove... And he knows why too...

I get it. Even us fornicating heathens sometimes break off decent relationships that have no future, especially as we get older and more serious in our search for life partners. If everyone involved knows it's not going anywhere there's not much point in continuing.

Why did you get several neg reps on this post?

Simeon and Hustentanka were spanking each other to see who would give up first.