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#27261 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 11:22 AM

If that shooter thought the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist he would have blown his own brains out by now. Your sisters boyfriend is an idiot.

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My country is experiencing rolling blackouts again because supply is outstripped by demand. Its a whole thing about corruption and incompetence of course. However government would like to remind me that some of the power stations are between 30 and fifty years old and therefore don't operate at peak efficiency anymore, they have also asked me and all south Africans to do some rather extreme power saving methods. Id like to remind them they have been in power for 25 years and this crisis is fully theirs!
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Posted 18 March 2019 - 04:54 PM

ugh, I feel yucky. Rumple Minze is the devil. From this day henceforth I will never touch another drop of that poison again.

Saint Patrick's day, next year I will reject poking you with a stick and let you lie in your undisturbed slumber. I've learned my lesson.
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Posted 19 March 2019 - 10:32 PM

The legend, Dick Dale, has died. Heaven just got a lot louder and I think God is going to have to add a wave pool because all the angels are going to want to try surfing now. R.I.P. Posted Image
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#27264 User is offline   Briar King 

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:08 PM

Well that sucks. My sister just collapsed outside the front door. Folded right up and went face first into the concrete. Sleeping 2 days and her 1st cig of the day made her dizzy.
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 05:31 AM

View PostBriar King, on 20 March 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:

Well that sucks. My sister just collapsed outside the front door. Folded right up and went face first into the concrete. Sleeping 2 days and her 1st cig of the day made her dizzy.


How long are you planning to leave her there?
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:14 AM

I picked her right away and she was completely fine for the rest of day. Sleep 2 days then not eat breakfast then go smoke a strong Red, is my thinking. Dad watched her walk in zigzag’s for a moment then she melted to concrete at front door.
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:58 PM

Earlier today (its a public holiday) I made an excuse to not attend a board games event held by a friend. I just didn't feel like it, was tired, she lives far away.

However its now later in the day and I dint really do anything today and now im wondering why I dint go. Probably would have been the better use of my time.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 12:38 AM

I just took the chainsaw to another tree. Care to guess what happened?
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 04:21 AM

You got attacked by wood elves?

I was in two minds between that and chainsaw tree babies. But that would be silly. Not on a first date.

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She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 04:44 AM

I once saw a horror movie from the 70s or 80s where a tree was eating babies. When the mother or who ever attacked the tree with a chainsaw, blood spurted everywhere.

Did you find a baby inside the tree? If so you should alert the authorities.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 05:08 AM

The tree pulled a Glock 9mm?
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 06:47 AM

Wife's mum's cousin passed a few days ago. Yesterday I had to give her the news that her granddad has passed as well.

Topping this off she's gotten into a shit financial situation due to her depression and took out a payday loan, which meant I had to severely berate her on the same day I told her that her grandfather had died.

We can sort the damage of the loan out easily enough but it's a stress I really don't need as we come towards a MAC calculation.



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Posted 22 March 2019 - 10:15 AM

View PostAndorion, on 15 March 2019 - 06:19 AM, said:

I didn't think stuff like this could happen in New Zealand. Utterly tragic and horrible.


It's probably folly to think it couldn't happen anywhere, but I was actually thinking this as well. Shocking.
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Posted 24 March 2019 - 02:29 PM

I collect fountain pens, sorta.

I have a bunch of cheap / cheapish ones that I haven't really looked at in a long time since I got one really nice one. However they are not necessarily cheap by pen standards. Anyway I spent some time looking at what to throw away, what to sell and what to take to america. I have the pens in a cool pen holder on my desk and I just decided to look at them and make sure they were all de-inked since I have just been storing them for a long time. They are all de inked. Great. However I noticed my two Lamy Safari pens (30$ each) are broken. The ones nib is missing and the others is bent backwards. I definitely didn't do it. My best guess is my nephew did it and then my sister put my pens back and didn't tell me. Don't know who else it could have been.

Confronting her will probably be met with a denial, which wont be hard since I don't know when last I looked at these pens. So did it happen yesterday or months ago. I just hate it when people dont treat my things with the same respect they treat their own.

This is also reminding me of when my nephew used to play with my glass bottles of ink and I always used to shout at her, it was obviously a disaster waiting to happen and she didn't seem to think so. The inevitable happened and to this day I dont know how I got so lucky that it broke in a draw and didn't stain anything else and she managed to clean it up fairly easilly. Still it was like watching someone stick their hand in a fire after you warned them that fire is hot. How the hell none of it goton the carpet...
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 02:38 AM

My level of disorganization has progressed to the point that I am actually afraid to open a cupboard because I don't know what is going to fall on me.
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 07:35 AM

My workplace has a policy that passwords have to change every month. I am absolutely positive that this probably compromises security more than it helps because no one can remember 12 alpha numeric passwords a year. So like me we probably all stick with something and then modify the last digit.

Worse I know people who do variations of this password1 ... Password12.

Pointless and annoying. The worst combination
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 08:00 AM

View PostCause, on 25 March 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

My workplace has a policy that passwords have to change every month. I am absolutely positive that this probably compromises security more than it helps because no one can remember 12 alpha numeric passwords a year. So like me we probably all stick with something and then modify the last digit.

Worse I know people who do variations of this password1 ... Password12.

Pointless and annoying. The worst combination


Just write it down in a notebook you keep at your desk. The people whom would theoretically break into your computer for information will never be physically present at your desk, nor spend time riffling through your notebooks.
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 08:07 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 25 March 2019 - 08:00 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 25 March 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

My workplace has a policy that passwords have to change every month. I am absolutely positive that this probably compromises security more than it helps because no one can remember 12 alpha numeric passwords a year. So like me we probably all stick with something and then modify the last digit.

Worse I know people who do variations of this password1 ... Password12.

Pointless and annoying. The worst combination


Just write it down in a notebook you keep at your desk. The people whom would theoretically break into your computer for information will never be physically present at your desk, nor spend time riffling through your notebooks.


OBJECTION!

What if the notebook is the murder weapon?



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Posted 25 March 2019 - 08:10 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 25 March 2019 - 08:00 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 25 March 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

My workplace has a policy that passwords have to change every month. I am absolutely positive that this probably compromises security more than it helps because no one can remember 12 alpha numeric passwords a year. So like me we probably all stick with something and then modify the last digit.

Worse I know people who do variations of this password1 ... Password12.

Pointless and annoying. The worst combination


Just write it down in a notebook you keep at your desk. The people whom would theoretically break into your computer for information will never be physically present at your desk, nor spend time riffling through your notebooks.


This is the plot of Deus Ex!
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 08:33 AM

View PostCause, on 25 March 2019 - 08:10 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 25 March 2019 - 08:00 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 25 March 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

My workplace has a policy that passwords have to change every month. I am absolutely positive that this probably compromises security more than it helps because no one can remember 12 alpha numeric passwords a year. So like me we probably all stick with something and then modify the last digit.

Worse I know people who do variations of this password1 ... Password12.

Pointless and annoying. The worst combination


Just write it down in a notebook you keep at your desk. The people whom would theoretically break into your computer for information will never be physically present at your desk, nor spend time riffling through your notebooks.


This is the plot of Deus Ex!


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