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#15161
Illuyankas 
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- Will cluck you up
Posted 22 January 2014 - 03:03 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#15162
Gothos
- Map painting expert
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 03:07 PM
Or hang around the games forum.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#15163
Morgoth
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 03:55 PM
Maybe Apt, on 22 January 2014 - 02:29 PM, said:
The general assholery only intensifies with age. I assume at some point one reaches maximum asshole and you collapse into a black void known as a Super Moderator.
So, having done all that. Have I now returned to that innocent, rosy innocence of a new member. Am I reborn to rectify the mistakes of my previous life?
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#15165
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:09 PM
Morgoth, on 22 January 2014 - 03:55 PM, said:
Maybe Apt, on 22 January 2014 - 02:29 PM, said:
The general assholery only intensifies with age. I assume at some point one reaches maximum asshole and you collapse into a black void known as a Super Moderator.
So, having done all that. Have I now returned to that innocent, rosy innocence of a new member. Am I reborn to rectify the mistakes of my previous life?
MORE LIKE RECTUMIFY AMIRIGHT!?!?
This post has been edited by Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon: 22 January 2014 - 07:09 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#15166
Kaamos
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 07:21 PM
Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 22 January 2014 - 07:09 PM, said:
Morgoth, on 22 January 2014 - 03:55 PM, said:
Maybe Apt, on 22 January 2014 - 02:29 PM, said:
The general assholery only intensifies with age. I assume at some point one reaches maximum asshole and you collapse into a black void known as a Super Moderator.
Analizing your past mistakes is the first step towards rectudemption.
//clearly needs to get to bed
This post has been edited by Kaamos: 22 January 2014 - 07:25 PM
#15168
King Lear
- Une belle quelquesomething sans merci
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- Group: Mott Irregulars
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- Joined: 01-October 09
Posted 22 January 2014 - 10:27 PM
Kaamos, on 22 January 2014 - 07:21 PM, said:
Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 22 January 2014 - 07:09 PM, said:
Morgoth, on 22 January 2014 - 03:55 PM, said:
Maybe Apt, on 22 January 2014 - 02:29 PM, said:
The general assholery only intensifies with age. I assume at some point one reaches maximum asshole and you collapse into a black void known as a Super Moderator.
Analizing your past mistakes is the first step towards rectudemption.
//clearly needs to get to bed
Don't be an ass, staying up too late is what you're supposed to do around here.
*Men's Frights Activist*
#15169
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 11:29 PM
Let's bottom out the issues here...
On topic, Utd's season is messing with my groove.
On topic, Utd's season is messing with my groove.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#15170
Starling
- Not Docile
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 07:19 AM
My mother's obsession with keeping the house clean while it's on the market is now at the point where we're vacuuming the house EVERY DAY. Kill me now.
... a nature generally described as happy-go-fuck-yourself.
#15171
King Lear
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 02:12 PM
Starling, on 23 January 2014 - 07:19 AM, said:
My mother's obsession with keeping the house clean while it's on the market is now at the point where we're vacuuming the house EVERY DAY. Kill me now.
Fleeeeeeeeee
*Men's Frights Activist*
#15172
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
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Posted 25 January 2014 - 01:34 PM
Cissokho, possibly the worst left back in the fucking league. Why on earth is he in our squad?
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#15173
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 01:41 PM
Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 22 January 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:
Let's bottom out the issues here...
On topic, Utd's season is messing with my groove.
On topic, Utd's season is messing with my groove.
Dude...
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#15174
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 25 January 2014 - 01:48 PM
Macros, on 25 January 2014 - 01:34 PM, said:
Cissokho, possibly the worst left back in the fucking league. Why on earth is he in our squad?
He's not that bad. I mean have you heard of Pascal Cygan?
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#15176
High House Dark
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 07:52 PM
So.
Fucking.
Hung over.
the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
Fucking.
Hung over.
the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~
#15177
Dolmen 2.0
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Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 26 January 2014 - 08:50 PM
Greasy breakfast and an asprin stat! Always works for me!
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#15179
Aptorian
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 09:12 PM
What's the matter with you people and your mens health bullshit.
You need to fight fire with fire.
Crack open a roomtemperature beer and chuck it. Then crack open a cold one. Use it to wash down some kind of greasy, fatty, salty food. Then drink another beer if the hangover isn't lifting yet.
If the hangover hasn't gone away after three beers there is nothing to do but get drunk again.
You need to fight fire with fire.
Crack open a roomtemperature beer and chuck it. Then crack open a cold one. Use it to wash down some kind of greasy, fatty, salty food. Then drink another beer if the hangover isn't lifting yet.
If the hangover hasn't gone away after three beers there is nothing to do but get drunk again.
#15180
Morgoth
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 08:15 AM
Eat something greasy and have a coke. If no driving is required and previous mentioned steps are not enough; have a beer. Aspirin are for pansies unwilling to accept the consequences of their own actions.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
