What's messing with your groove?

#14240 Satan

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 04:57 AM

Sombra, on 10 May 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

Satan, on 10 May 2013 - 08:44 PM, said:

I kill kittens. You should kill more kittens.

I thought it was God supposed to be doing that every time someone ... self-indulges ...

Must keep you busy.

Yeah and it keeps God busy as well, taking his focus off all the war, hunger and disease. It's a win-win for me.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#14241 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

unaligned and irremediable

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Ugly is the new pretty.

Posted 11 May 2013 - 11:22 AM

Satan, on 10 May 2013 - 08:44 PM, said:

I kill kittens. You should kill more kittens.

You got the looks of someone who rescues kittens. That's the greatest trick Satan played on us.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#14242 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 03:25 PM

the kind of hangover that makes your teeth hurt. or maybe I just grind them too much...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#14243 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 09:23 AM

So, a friend from France was pestering me all week about skyping and it totally had to happen this weekend and preferably at 10am (ugh).. So here I am, it's half past eleven and stupid's nowhere to be seen

*sigh*

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#14244 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 08:49 PM

My brother and I never did decide who was in charge of Mother's Day....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#14245 Assail

Destriant of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:25 PM

Bullshit bullshit bullshit. It never ends.

I still heart Goodkind.

#14246 High House Dark

Gooseberry Extraordinaire

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 02:56 AM

alAKL:FJSDL:FJGHSDJK:F:SKLJDFK"LASK:DASLLLLL::"SDGJSDKL:HRSEOP

Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~

#14247 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:29 AM

HHD - you can get a cream that works for that, so I'm told...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#14248 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 10:45 PM

You know you've grown up when you realize that the box your parents fill with litter and let the cats poop in is the box you used to keep your legos in.

WHERE ARE THE LEGOS, MOM?

WHERE ARE THEY?

#14249 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:43 PM

So I only just now learned of Piers Anthony, and his novel Firefly in particular. Fuck that guy and any fans of his who continue to be fans after learning of that book, I mean fucking hell.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#14250 Gothos

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 02:44 AM

Very probably prevented a suicide today. Watch is not over, though.

#14251 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:41 AM

Illuyankas, on 13 May 2013 - 11:43 PM, said:

So I only just now learned of Piers Anthony, and his novel Firefly in particular. Fuck that guy and any fans of his who continue to be fans after learning of that book, I mean fucking hell.

I read his Wikipedia page & was all "OK this guy doesn't seem too bad" THEN I FOUND THIS AND IT CANNOT BE UNREAD!!!
Seriously why would people read that?

Edit: Gothos just read yours, well done man keep it up, prayers & thoughts with you in whatever the situation is. Keep us posted.

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 14 May 2013 - 05:44 AM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#14252 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:27 AM

GOD FUCKING PISSING ASS CHRIST BALLS

I CHIPPED MY FUCKING TOOTH!

It doesn't hurt because it's a dead tooth, but it basically means that this tooth will be dental-rubble by the end of the year. And I don't think my phobia of dentists is gonna help.

I am goIng to have to get it extracted, and then replaced with an artificial tooth.

STORMY IS SCARED AS FUCK OF DENTISTS

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy~: 14 May 2013 - 07:28 AM

#14253 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:28 AM

I WOULD RATHER HAVE A LIMB AMPUTATED THEN GO TO THE DENTIST

THAT is the scope of my phobia.

#14254 MTS

Fourth Investiture

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 08:32 AM

Exam tomorrow. Bleh.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#14255 EmperorMagus

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 10:38 AM

MTS, on 14 May 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

Exam tomorrow. Bleh.

Religious Ed exam tomorrow.
A lot more bleh.

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#14256 Silencer

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 10:58 AM

I kinda just want to curl up into a little ball and cry for a while. UGH.

***

Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#14257 Satan

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 11:29 AM

EmperorMagus, on 14 May 2013 - 10:38 AM, said:

MTS, on 14 May 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

Exam tomorrow. Bleh.

Religious Ed exam tomorrow.
A lot more bleh.

I've got a Master's in Religious Studies. Ask me anything and I can tell you how you should have asked the question.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#14258 MTS

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 11:35 AM

EmperorMagus, on 14 May 2013 - 10:38 AM, said:

MTS, on 14 May 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

Exam tomorrow. Bleh.

Religious Ed exam tomorrow.
A lot more bleh.

Educational psychology > religious ed.

In my mind anyway.

This post has been edited by MTS: 14 May 2013 - 11:35 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#14259 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 01:26 AM

Our Prime Minister. I say we turn Fort McMurray into a Mad Max/Escape from New York prison and send Harper in there.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.