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#12681 User is offline   Dutch 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:31 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 20 September 2012 - 01:14 AM, said:

Mom went in for microsurgery to correct her previous stomach surgery....they decided to fully open her up again and both her lungs collapsed. Fuck.


I hope things work out and that she will recover soon.
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#12682 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:54 AM

View PostSatan, on 19 September 2012 - 09:29 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 18 September 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 16 September 2012 - 11:50 AM, said:

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! I'm trying to locate a parcel in UK on behalf of my University, but the tracking service at their webpages doesn't work (possibly because of Norwegian tracking number, although that should be an international standard) and the customer contact service at the Royal Mail requires a UK postal code to submit a query. And their international service pages is wholly and completely aimed at UK customers. Dear Royal Mail, may you drown in rotten c**t juice, you unhelpful lardturd.

Also, Sarah, "My online assistant," is an idiot (and also software), completely unable to help anyone who doesn't have a question asked a million times before.


I HATE ROYAL MAIL AND ALL THOSE CONNECTED TO ITS SHITFUCKED CUSTOMER SERVICE!!


Oh the fuckers! Tried to send an email to customerservices@royalmail.com, which was provided to some other people through the Freedom of Information act and subsequently posted on some web page (which is a pretty damning summary of their customer service, if you have to invoke the fucking Freedom of Information act to get contact details from them). The thing bounced back immediately, though, as a non-functioning address. So now I sent the mail to Moya Greene, the CEO of Royal Mail. This thing is not over yet!

This is a turn of events: Moya Greene actually replied! Maybe Royal Mail isn't that bad after all?

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#12683 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 09:37 AM

Highschool and education policy, which takes away power of the student counsils and so hinders them in their tasks and then has the audacity to call that freedom.
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#12684 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 10:40 AM

View PostSatan, on 20 September 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 19 September 2012 - 09:29 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 18 September 2012 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 16 September 2012 - 11:50 AM, said:

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! I'm trying to locate a parcel in UK on behalf of my University, but the tracking service at their webpages doesn't work (possibly because of Norwegian tracking number, although that should be an international standard) and the customer contact service at the Royal Mail requires a UK postal code to submit a query. And their international service pages is wholly and completely aimed at UK customers. Dear Royal Mail, may you drown in rotten c**t juice, you unhelpful lardturd.

Also, Sarah, "My online assistant," is an idiot (and also software), completely unable to help anyone who doesn't have a question asked a million times before.


I HATE ROYAL MAIL AND ALL THOSE CONNECTED TO ITS SHITFUCKED CUSTOMER SERVICE!!


Oh the fuckers! Tried to send an email to customerservices@royalmail.com, which was provided to some other people through the Freedom of Information act and subsequently posted on some web page (which is a pretty damning summary of their customer service, if you have to invoke the fucking Freedom of Information act to get contact details from them). The thing bounced back immediately, though, as a non-functioning address. So now I sent the mail to Moya Greene, the CEO of Royal Mail. This thing is not over yet!

This is a turn of events: Moya Greene actually replied! Maybe Royal Mail isn't that bad after all?


The story continues and ends: Moya Greene forwarded the request for help to John Bottomley, the Chairman & Chief Executive Office of the Commercial Resolution Team, which may mean a whole lot or it may mean that she sent it on to the janitor - who knows? But I did finally get an answer. It wasn't the answer I was hoping for (parcel was lost), but at least we can move on now. Moral of the story: complain to the dragon lady to get ahead in the world.
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#12685 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 12:42 PM

drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk
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#12686 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 01:28 PM

View PostDutch, on 20 September 2012 - 07:31 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 20 September 2012 - 01:14 AM, said:

Mom went in for microsurgery to correct her previous stomach surgery....they decided to fully open her up again and both her lungs collapsed. Fuck.


I hope things work out and that she will recover soon.


Thanks, she's stable but in the ICU with a 24hr nurse in her room.

I'm really pissed at the Surgeon...since it was a bungled microsurgery the first time that caused the need for a second surgery. And he was apparently decidedly aloof and blasé to my stepdad about both lungs collapsing. Great, thanks for your bedside manner Surgeon dickhead.

Thanks for the support. It's rough to see your parents go through shit like this. It freaks me right out.
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#12687 User is offline   Princess 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 03:57 PM

I ordered my Borderlands II Ultimate Loot Chest edition quite a while ago and was waiting with eager anticipation for most of the day. Until i accidentally dozed off and missed the delivery dude. Now i have to wait another day.

Good god.

Also, good luck QT!
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#12688 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:14 PM

View PostDrama Princess, on 20 September 2012 - 03:57 PM, said:

I ordered my Borderlands II Ultimate Loot Chest edition quite a while ago and was waiting with eager anticipation for most of the day. Until i accidentally dozed off and missed the delivery dude. Now i have to wait another day.

Good god.



The horror!



Stay strong QT!
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#12689 User is offline   sappers rule 

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 11:14 PM

I am pretty pissed off about this, I just started collage this week and we had to sigh up for tutorials and because I was too slow sighing up I now have one tutorial during a lecture in which information is given out on the notes online and all the computer labs are full aswell but what makes this even better is that these labs and tutorials are 5% of are exams so I am pretty pissed off and will be trying to fix this tomorrow but pretty low chances Posted Image
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 10:46 PM

Car's stopped working for the third time in two weeks. Maybe now those fuckers will actually listen to me when I tell them that there's something wrong with the damn thing, instead of giving me the 'silly woman it's just flat battery' crap.
I've already paid $50 of wasted money getting it looked at as well as used up the last two free AA callouts I had. I'm broke, stressed and so angry right now I can't think straight.

If I get told it's just the battery again, I will punch that person in the dick.
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 12:47 AM

View PostSatan, on 02 September 2012 - 04:32 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 20 August 2012 - 06:49 PM, said:

Friend zoned something fierce. And I think it's my own fault. Fuck (of which I shall have none).

Coward coward coward coward coward coward coward coward coward!

for the benefit of the audience, I shall now keep track of chances missed with this girl.

So far and as of tonight: II

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 01:47 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 21 September 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

Car's stopped working for the third time in two weeks. Maybe now those fuckers will actually listen to me when I tell them that there's something wrong with the damn thing, instead of giving me the 'silly woman it's just flat battery' crap.
I've already paid $50 of wasted money getting it looked at as well as used up the last two free AA callouts I had. I'm broke, stressed and so angry right now I can't think straight.

If I get told it's just the battery again, I will punch that person in the dick.


... I think it might be the battery.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:17 AM

View PostDr Trouble, on 22 September 2012 - 01:47 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 21 September 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

Car's stopped working for the third time in two weeks. Maybe now those fuckers will actually listen to me when I tell them that there's something wrong with the damn thing, instead of giving me the 'silly woman it's just flat battery' crap.
I've already paid $50 of wasted money getting it looked at as well as used up the last two free AA callouts I had. I'm broke, stressed and so angry right now I can't think straight.

If I get told it's just the battery again, I will punch that person in the dick.


... I think it might be the battery.

I'm free whenevs


You are a dead man :rolleyes:
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#12694 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:47 AM

Not only are the local Currawongs eating all my cherry tomatoes before they ripen, they are also messing with the seed I left out to attract parrots (looks kinda like this, only rectangular instead of bell-shaped). They don't even eat seeds!! The one I'm watching now doesn't even know what to do with the bits it manages to break off!
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:49 AM

so why don't you at least try to kill it?

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:52 AM

View PostMalaclypse, on 22 September 2012 - 02:49 AM, said:

so why don't you at least try to kill it?


I'm more annoyed than angry. Besides, I like most birds, even Currawongs - I will just need to put mesh over my cherry tomatoes or something.

Plus, it looks pretty silly squatting down on the railing to get at the seed :rolleyes:
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 03:05 AM

Sounds like you have a cozy little arrangement there so...PICS!

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 03:49 AM

Australians are prohibited by law from killing anything that ends in "ong": currawongs, dugongs, billabongs, etc.
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:27 AM

View Postworrywort, on 22 September 2012 - 03:49 AM, said:

Australians are prohibited by law from killing anything that ends in "ong": currawongs, dugongs, billabongs, etc.


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#12700 User is offline   Dutch 

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 08:04 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 22 September 2012 - 02:17 AM, said:

View PostDr Trouble, on 22 September 2012 - 01:47 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 21 September 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

Car's stopped working for the third time in two weeks. Maybe now those fuckers will actually listen to me when I tell them that there's something wrong with the damn thing, instead of giving me the 'silly woman it's just flat battery' crap.
I've already paid $50 of wasted money getting it looked at as well as used up the last two free AA callouts I had. I'm broke, stressed and so angry right now I can't think straight.

If I get told it's just the battery again, I will punch that person in the dick.


... I think it might be the battery.

I'm free whenevs


You are a dead man :rolleyes:


Or perhaps it's the dynamo that would charge up the battery while driving.

I have experienced that before with a different car.

The battery gets drained while you are listening to your radio, driving with your headlights on etc.
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